paul tigbits @hag.sex · 16hwho needs doctors when you can ask your wife to punch you moderately hard 240
Reposted by paul tigbitsALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought 11991542
Reposted by paul tigbitsash @ashvin.bsky.social · 22hthe only AI benchmark that matters is whether it can get me a reservation at Dorsia 062
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 23hi know there must be some academic out there talking about this but anyway does anyone else think its weird that like, written smut(romance books and fanfic) are seen as like. porn for women. do you understand what i mean 6100
Reposted by paul tigbitsThe Notorious R.A.D.iant @realnotoriousrad.soy · 29/09/2026Buddhist monk grindset 121
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 29/09/2026you know yes it hurts quite badly and it is distracting for sleep but maybe trying to fix it is a waste of time since it'll just drift back while im sleeping. i will simply use the entirety of my willpower to decide i do not feel it actually 240
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 29/09/2026as a kid i never imagined that being 30 would involve being up at 2am actually playing whackamole with my bones or whatever 250
Reposted by paul tigbitsC H A I 🐝 @ischai.xyz · 29/09/2026I like that if you swap the first and fourth letters of your last name, it says big tits 173
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 29/09/2026using chatgpt to write a cover letter is actually insane whats wrong with you 370
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 28/09/2026i love getting an email and then someone else on the email forwards it to someone who isnt on it who then forwards it to me as an fyi/to ask if i can handle it like yeah man. my names right there. im on it already but thank you 360
Reposted by paul tigbitsNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have been blessed by the friend onion :). 803686590
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 27/09/2026i didnt strictly measure most of it but approx recipe 3/8 cup white sugar 1/8 cup brown sugar 1-2tsp papain(papaya enzyme) ~5 drops teatree oil ~6 drops cyperus rotundus oil mix and add baby oil(shea & cocoa butter version) until wet sand consistency 350
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 27/09/2026i decided to try making my own body scrub recently and idk yet if it has the full intended effect(trying to slow/lessen body hair growth) but it definitely left my skin so much softer/smoother/less red than the ones i usually get at the store so thats nice 480
Reposted by paul tigbitshaavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026thinking about when some magazine did a mock voight-kampff machine test from Blade Runner on candidates for the 2003 san francisco mayoral election and concluded that gavin newsom was a replicant 2187
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026look. i dont necessarily have an issue with fake tits like its still tits but like theyve skewed the average person(not just men) view of what tits should look like so much and like. natural sloppy ass boobs are soooo much better so anyway im sick of seeing fake tits 4121
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026if youre going to use AI to overlay a nonexistent sexy women over someone else, why are you giving her fake tits. its all fake so just give the fake woman natties? are you fucking stupid? 190
Reposted by paul tigbitsbunny zoey @bunnyzoey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026god this album never gets old youtu.be/3y3C6jAmC2w?...youtu.beMoonchildYouTube video by Cibo Matto - Topic 121
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026i recently saw someone who thought frieren was a masterpiece but that mushoku tensei is trash and like. i thinj to reach that conclusion you are either a mega tryhard intellectual or you are weakling who cant handle some minor incest and shouldnt be watching anime 490
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026sticker my dad made for his motorcycle group and i still have no idea if he Knows or not 370
Reposted by paul tigbitspaul tigbits @hag.sex · 03/07/2026i was serious btw runninginthenineti.es/911_flipbook...runninginthenineti.es 221
Reposted by paul tigbitsa slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 26/09/2026Amphetamines plus alcohol, just what the doctor ordered 4172
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026won the krth 101 lottery tonight they played one night in bangkok AND in a big country 140
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 26/09/2026armpit fetish is becoming the new foot fetish and i don't like it 5130
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 25/09/2026ok i was dreading this meeting but got to watch the VPs for both departments (politely) rip into my shitass coworker. milfy vp clearly PISSED on my behalf 270
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 25/09/2026i wanted to post "actual nightmare" but my phone corrected to accrual which. yeah. 170
Reposted by paul tigbitsACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Explaincars Drama: pilots often find joy in large spreadsheets 1162
Reposted by paul tigbitsACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Air to Ground Message: BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH. WHAT A DAY. IS IT BEER OCLOCK YET Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a38e12035d4 F: #fbd99453eae 02917
Reposted by paul tigbitsnono o ooo o oo @notnonoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026your puppygirl looks like a fucking pussy my puppygirl would beat the fuck out of 910318
paul tigbits @hag.sex · 23/09/2026do people that set their protein goal as like. the maximum they can calculate. know how insane they sound 2110
