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paul tigbits

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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 1h
ok badass title thanks bot-tan
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 5h
pulling up with a deadblow hammer and a 6 pack of feel free
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 5h
does anything matter in the end
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 5h
my clinical opinion is you are fat and gay
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 5h
do you want to change that? i could think of some ways to make it hurt a lot if that would help
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 5h
need alcohol..
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 14h
it wasnt something ive seen on here though, the topic is too close to being a worthwhile thing to discuss
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 14h
why did i dream about discourse
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a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 09/10/2026
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 08/10/2026
ready to go to bed but wanted to let my phone charge a little more before bed so found a 15-20 min video to kill time didnt realize its apparently still hot enough in this room that it automatically paused charging while i wasnt looking its past midnight
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 08/10/2026
hi bras r awesome if u keep in mind theyre more like braces/orthotics than like panties. since they're functional the fit(size+shape) are v important and for most ppl there are more options than they realize. dont want to lecture a stranger who might not want/need one but happy to help if desired
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
1 serving of utz cheese balls: - only 150 calories - 9g of fat to keep you full(only 2.5g saturated) - 2g protein - electrolytes for muscle function and hydration(300mg sodium, 60mg potassium, 20mg calcium) - 15g carbs for alertness - real cheese - no red 40 is this the ultimate health food?
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
don't mind if i do (*´▽`*)
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
nosy redditor brainrot is off the charts unforch
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
i mean even without that it's a reasonable ask im just baffled to see someone say they hate being asked for the "story time" and then turn around and ask a commenter for their story
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
"i was injured a few halloweens ago, do i have to mention this when asking my office to limit gory decor? i don't want to be asked to tell the story" "i did the same after Incident, you don't have to mention it, lots of ppl are uncomfy with those decorations" "oooh pls tell us Incident story!" ????
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 07/10/2026
i dont know what version youre using because it has had an indicator for at least the past 3 or 4 years
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
has there ever not been one?
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
i don't like teams but i will admit that it seems to be functional and much of the dislike is from disagreements on etiquette, employer controlled settings, and a pavlov rage response to the notification sounds since the only context they're heard is for work
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
i feel like every day the time it takes teams to switch your status to away is reduced by one second or half a second
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
sorry how did you just pronounce enema? excuse me?
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
when i put a shell to my ear i can hear you
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
kirkin hard or charlie kirkin
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
ok enough about bugs. dprk beer postage.
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
oh huh. for years ive wondered why as ive gotten older ive become incredibly squeamish about touching bugs and critters/them being in the house despite logically thinking they are neat and knowing most are harmless. never once connected that with the apocalyptic infestions i have experienced.
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
i am simply hoping it was some kind of weird beetle and not a roach
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
i dont know i couldnt see what it was and dont recognize it but it sure is in the house somewhere!!!
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
shot his ass out of that box like a disc shooter. i feel bad but the visual comedy was there
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
if it makes you feel better ive spent the rest of the day tweaking about how many critters can get in the house and getting salmonella even though idk if he carries that and i think i cleaned anything he touched that might transfer it. and then i also saw a weird bug on the floor inside.
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
ok it wasnt quite like that but yeah idk. i had him in a cardboard box with a tupperware over him to keep him from jumping out early and the dog was outside so to get it away from the dog i was trying to send him over the fence but. too much speed not enough altitude. was not on purpose :(
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
family guy dead frog bit with the neighbors fence unfortunately
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KING BITCH @schwarz.jp · 06/10/2026
I still cannot get over this. this game has had SO many sparkly mathy guitar tracks and a few edm event themes but this just comes out of nowhere. this is some shit from a wacca cabinet
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 06/10/2026
it took me 20 minutes to catch him in a box and when i finally sat back down i was kind of sweaty and because i hunched over sweat transferred directly from my nipple to the hem of my shorts. not like it dripped and fell there but apparently my nipple was touching the hem of my shorts (゜-゜)
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
GUARDS!!!!
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
like idk man even this thread is kind of a waste of keystrokes. you can like stay a neet or whatever but maybe at least pick up a hobby that isn't reading/watching/playing things and posting about them? try volunteering? visit grandma? go to the swap meet or farmers market? get a houseplant?
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
like yes. im going to use a method of argument that actively makes people unreceptive, to try to convince a stranger about a topic they likely see as niche or have little understanding of. the possibility of success is high enough compared to other things i could be doing that ill spend time on this
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
every time there's discourse on here i can only think it must be a carefree life if you stack xyz discourse against your other priorities and don't immediately find it too trivial to bother with
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
i think the average user on this website would benefit from having something going on in their life besides this website
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
when i become president it will be a step
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
those are so good but i can't resist the pickles and mustard on the sandwich. got the wet fries this time tho they're so disgustingly sloppy perfect food after drinking all weekend
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
one of the sandwiches of all time fr
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 05/10/2026
the fuckin hat
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 04/10/2026
they should make aerosolized model glue for maximum huffing
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 04/10/2026
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 04/10/2026
liquid duct tape...
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 04/10/2026
are you sure they don't say the fuckin bricks?
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paul tigbits @hag.sex · 04/10/2026
i wonder whats in these cans
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全肯定botたん @bot-tan.com · 04/10/2026
paul tigbits!
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KING BITCH @schwarz.jp · 04/10/2026
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KING BITCH @schwarz.jp · 02/10/2026
logged in to gfl2 and did not realize this was the new event music. who made this decision youtu.be/R81b34tc8uA?...
youtu.be
Chiral Redundancy Part 2 OST | Der Dämonenkönig des Schlachtfelds | Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium
YouTube video by GIRLS' FRONTLINE 2: EXILIUM-Official
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