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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 3h

I think the main reason that the rest of the world knows all about America's problems is because we complain so loudly and so often.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The best hamburger I've had happened to be halal (though that might just be the Persian spices in the sauce).

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If corporations really were people, then it'd all the more imperative to make restrictions on their behavior.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Congress might subpoena Trump's cronies to testify against him, and at least half of them would sing like canaries.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ottoman Sultan Mehmet II leading a punitive expedition into Wallachia (1462)

Moon Knight saying, "I know you're here,Dracula, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?"

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When I tried hiding my cat's medicine in his wet food.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Trump's had one foot so deeply in the grave for so long, that I'm starting to think Satan doesn't want him either.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's none of my business whether the website I post on is growing, shrinking, staying the same. I am yelling at the sky and whoever wants to gawk at me is welcome

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the '90s.

album cover from Rage Against The Machine's studio debut album

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

People make jokes about Chinese food, but it only ever makes me sick when I eat an ungodly amount of it in one sitting.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

England team is better at blowing leads than a honeypot spy.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

After trying to fetch something my parents' garage, I had to admit to my mother that I'm still afraid of spiders. I'm 33 years old.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Should we have given the place a chance?

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm surprised at how little flack Timothee Chalamet has gotten for endorsing Kalshi, especially compared to him being right about ballet and opera.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The layoffs at Bethesda have killed what little hope I had that Elder Scrolls 6 will be worth the wait (or even good at all).

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“New atheists” like Hitchens, Harris, and Dawkins, are actually in complete agreement with Trump-supporting evangelical Protestants on the most important point, which is the belief that the more bare-faced literal reading of scriptural texts is the only possible one.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

face I'm submitting for Bluesky verification

Dagoth Ur from "Morrowind" but with the face of that hilariously awful statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Where did FIFA find these referees anyway?!

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Veilguard Effect: when bigoted screaming drowns out valid criticism.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Let he who has not raped anyone cast the first OUCH! OOF! OW!

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well now the entire world will be rooting against America out of entirely justified anger. Fucking thanks FIFA!

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Does this mean Mexico has to sacrifice their captain to Huitzilopochtli?

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ben Franklin is most likely founding father to have known for a fact he was straight from sexual experiments.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think everybody who thinks the fourth is a hollow bullshit celebration is absolutely correct and the people who think the fourth is a good time to think about what America could be instead of what America is is also correct and the people who just want to eat a hotdog are the most correct

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If anything, my preference is anyone who looks good in a sundress.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

"Just $50 from each of you, and we'll flip Texas."

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I wonder if those signs that begin with, "This is not a place of honor..." will make treasure hunters go, "Nice try!"

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The worst thing a work of media can be is boring.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

There was no viable way to get a deal with Iran that isn't humiliating.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Update: they wandered into an episcopal church, and got ordained on the spot.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Some are mad at Sony for making a God of War game about Kratos's wife. I'm mad that they're making a Wolverine game with none of the other X-men.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My favorite horror stories are answers to, "What if you're not just paranoid?"

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Democrats are so bad at meeting the moment, that their only hope for 2028 is that the most obvious Republican frontrunner has the charisma of a glass of water that's been left out overnight.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I'm not sure how bold of an opinion this is, but I think that nostalgia is an emotion that should never be nurtured; it's by definition a desire that can't be fulfilled.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Pythagoras's fear of beans is especially weird considering that "Cars 2" wasn't made yet.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

In the 1960s, the hippies taught that love wins over everything. In the 1980s, the goths taught that beauty can be found in the darkest places. In the 2000s, the emos taught that it's okay to not be okay. In the 2020s, how many of us have listened to any of them?

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/04/2026

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

an orange and white cat riding in the back of a charging white puppy

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I feel that modern Americans are deprived of both community and intimacy.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

People shouldn't need any form of medical treatment to change their legal gender.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It sure is a lucky coincidence that music was at its best when I was a teenager.

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Dagoth Forrest @habsburg1992.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Every man should have the written legal right to own one goofy-looking hat.

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