Sign in

H2OSmith

@h2osmith.bsky.social
1.6K followers 851 following 1.6K posts

Dad, Water Guy, 49ers, Kings, Giants

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by H2OSmith
Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 18h
Welp, I'm convinced. The Packers are clearly better than a zero win opponent with an undrafted rookie QB whose center has forgotten how to snap.
10734
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 19h
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
020
Reposted by H2OSmith
Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 19h
Matthew Stafford, the NFL's MVP last year, already has thrown six interceptions this season. He had eight all of last season.
3434
Reposted by H2OSmith
Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 20h
It’s going to be a hot one at Levi’s Stadium. Be safe out there. There will be cups at all fountains for fans to take water back to their seat. Free sunscreen at all Guest Service stations around the stadium. There will be additional shaded seating.
1399
Reposted by H2OSmith
Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
2821211959
Reposted by H2OSmith
Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
546125033637
Reposted by H2OSmith
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steve Ballmer 🤝🏼 Mike Tomlin ....................TOILETS................
0943
Reposted by H2OSmith
JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This feels like finding out your teacher in school does cool shit outside of school like what do you MEAN Mike Tomlin built a CVS in Minecraft
11118
Reposted by H2OSmith
Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to say Mike Tomlin should run for public office, but no. Never mind. He deserves this peace
11447
Reposted by H2OSmith
Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
191744240
Reposted by H2OSmith
Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
221741219
Reposted by H2OSmith
Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
16436248
Reposted by H2OSmith
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
X.com
Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
729030
Reposted by H2OSmith
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
841989162
Reposted by H2OSmith
Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice is the first player in Yankees history with multiple home runs including a grand slam in a postseason game 10th instance in postseason game by any player
16211
Reposted by H2OSmith
rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the BlueSky QB matchup of two 38-year-old quarterbacks, Case Keenum is the cynical sports writer who just wants you to read the columns and Andy Dalton is the one with #Resist in his profile.
0292
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kuip...."walked out to right field and, alongside the “Atta Babe, Kruk!” sign attached to the wall, put up a stick figure of himself including a “boiler” (big belly) and four letters: “KUIP.” It made Krukow howl when he saw it. Up to that point, he admitted he felt a strong sense of melancholy."
110
Reposted by H2OSmith
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“you can’t say shit like that” will almost always do the trick in my experience but i also think a huge part of the problem is not just bullying guys out of being assholes (a good thing) but also modeling something positive for them to emulate (better). it’s not enough to not be toxic. we need more.
1733
Reposted by H2OSmith
Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
413418
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
49ers looking on the NFC west after week three
static.klipy.com
Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
Alt: Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
010
Reposted by H2OSmith
Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My grandma learned baseball later in life - from Kruk & Kuip, tuning in for almost every game in her final 15 years It wasn’t just that baseball was there when she needed its cadence & companionship most, it’s that it was THIS duo Forever grateful for their impact. On the game, and my family 🧡
947628
Reposted by H2OSmith
Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin is the Josh McDaniels of screenwriters
1644
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great article and send off for an amazing man. Love ya, Kruk. A lot of onions being cut for some reason.
010
Reposted by H2OSmith
Giants on NBC Sports Bay Area @nbcsgiants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aside from a loss to the Dodgers, the send-off for Mike Krukow's final game as a Giants broadcaster was nothing short of perfect (via @alexpavlovic.bsky.social)
nbcsportsbayarea.com
Retiring Giants broadcaster Mike Krukow says emotional goodbye in ceremony after calling last game
After calling his final San Francisco Giants game, longtime broadcaster Mike Krukow was honored in a sentimental postgame ceremony in front of fans.
1346
Reposted by H2OSmith
Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
have we sat with the possibility - HOWEVER REMOTE - of Kirk Cousins winning a Super Bowl with the Raiders
191308
Reposted by H2OSmith
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the Seahawks lost to Marcus Mariota and a team they should have beaten by 35, this is as normal as it gets
61074
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a 49er kid growing up, Barry just memorized me. Did things that I had never seen before, weekly.
000
Reposted by H2OSmith
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CeeDee Lamb's reaction
521738
Reposted by H2OSmith
SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤖 SFGiants One final sign off from Mike Krukow 🫡
19522
Reposted by H2OSmith
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 27/09/2026
Beyond the fact that it’s incredibly illegal and corrupt to use taxpayer dollars to run political ads on television, there’s another problem with re-running old ads like this: the messaging only reminds everyone what a fraud you are.
Black-and-white image of Donald Trump standing in a hallway from a recent ad he ran on TV with taxpayer funds. White subtitle text on a black bar at the bottom displays what Trump’s voiceover says in the ad: “we will expel the warmongers from our government.”
77386742464
Reposted by H2OSmith
SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤖 SFGiants Kruk & Kuip through the years 🥹
ImageImageImageImage
04118
Reposted by H2OSmith
Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Macdonald looking like his team took a giant shit on the field, which is correct
510515
Reposted by H2OSmith
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
353243536
Reposted by H2OSmith
Susan Slusser @susanslusser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Camilo Doval can’t stop smiling, says he feels like he is back home. Says if it’s up to him he would be here for his entire career. He missed San Francisco.
4759
Reposted by H2OSmith
Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IMO one of the most important local elections in the country (boltsmag.org/prosecutor-a...)
"Long before Trump began sowing unfounded doubts about the 2020 presidential race, Republicans in Tarrant County, home to Fort Worth, were notorious for their selective enforcement of election laws and for the harsh prosecution of Crystal Mason, a woman who mistakenly thought she could vote while on probation and was sentenced years in prison.

DA Phil Sorrells, who came into office after the 2022 midterms, has continued that legacy. He helped launch a task force to police local elections, and he continued to prosecute Mason even after an appeals court overturned her conviction in 2024. This fall, he filed criminal charges against Lon Burnam, a former state lawmaker who was expelled from a public meeting and forcibly arrested for speaking out against a GOP plan to dramatically reduce polling places. 

Sorrells faces Democratic challenger Tiffany Burks in a competitive rematch of their 2022 election. Burks, who has worked as a prosecutor in the office, has signaled a very different direction from Sorrells on such cases. “We are talking about a county where they are doing everything that they can to suppress the vote,” she said in an interview last month.

She is currently representing Burnam in court, and she said last month that her “first item on business” as DA would be to drop the county’s efforts to reinstate Mason’s conviction. (That won’t be necessary after all: Texas’ highest criminal court ruled in favor of Mason and against Sorrells on Sept. 24, upholding Mason’s 2024 acquittal.)"
330188
Reposted by H2OSmith
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Less than 40 days before Election Day, Donald Trump is planning to campaign in Oklahoma and Alabama.
politico.com
Trump eyes an October campaign rally — in Alabama
The event is scheduled for Oct. 2nd in Mobile, but the plans are still subject to change, according to two people with direct knowledge of the matter.
5230367
Reposted by H2OSmith
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
391518163
Reposted by H2OSmith
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
Jaxson Dart
311131111
Reposted by H2OSmith
Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Rams keep trying to do this for the Giants, and the Giants keep not accepting the offer
1472
Reposted by H2OSmith
McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Giants 28-man roster based on status on Opening Day: On the Giants roster: 2 On the IL: 2 On someone else's MLB roster: 1 In DFA purgatory: 1 On the Giants AAA roster: 7 On someone else's AAA roster: 7 On the Giants AA roster: 6 On someone else's AA roster: 1 On the Giants High-A roster: 1
4152
Reposted by H2OSmith
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Semi driver stops filling up his tank when it hits $1,000 "Almost thirty years of driving trucks and that's a first"
1021677538
Reposted by H2OSmith
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*chaining myself to the Last Week Tonight studio*
3674
Reposted by H2OSmith
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
272300437
Reposted by H2OSmith
Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
159167344691
Reposted by H2OSmith
Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"If I just bought all my stuff from myself I could charge me a billion dollars and I'd be a trillionaire. I am very smart."
14672100
Reposted by H2OSmith
Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scott Perry, when trying to decide between washed up Ben Simmons and washed up Elfrid Payton:
static.klipy.com
Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
Alt: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
0142
Reposted by H2OSmith
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jordan Love with 96th percentile EPA/Play (+0.58) and 1st percentile CPOE (-26.4%) is so perfect in a way I cannot describe
7473
Reposted by H2OSmith
Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
17737132
H2OSmith @h2osmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This should get a lot of use this year.
000
Reposted by H2OSmith
JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1558