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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.

@guybeardman.bsky.social
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I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.

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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just being honest, I've hated #edsheeran since long before it was cool. Man is dead behind the eyes and always has been.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"After two years of work shopping the best we can do is the same thing that didn't work last time". We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I decided to re-watch Alien nation. My only advice is to prepare yourself for some pretty out there language by today's standards but the content, character and nature of the show needs to be discussed more.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have to wonder why there wasn't more of a reaction for the suppressors going to legends. I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors. I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.thejournal.ie/james-dyson-... So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach. There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
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Vacuum billionaire James Dyson in stand-off with Waterford locals over access to graveyard
Dyson owns the historic 850-acre estate in west Waterford which he purchased for around €30 million two years ago.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today I conjured the language of pipe and hammer to fix the sink. The sink is sunk.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Castorice Cooking: HSR Castorice Cook
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
With all the pestilence and suffering sweeping the US, you'd think evangelicals would think God is angry at America for something.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's raining. It is no longer weird, repeat, it is now raining. Normality has returned.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think the EU should welcome the UK back, as individual countries.
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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES featuring shirtless man on the left and on the right is a model space craft probably from the BUTT MARINES: BUTT ANGELS warpounder 40k army they are in a blurry games shop
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's so hot. Why is it so hot? Who fucking authorized this.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Does anyone else wonder if Nero was this capricious?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective. Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 28/02/2026
Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people aje.news/mzgbb9
Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Straight to jail, do not pass go, end up in gen pop. www.thejournal.ie/anthony-quig...
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Cork sex offender sent Snapchat message to schoolgirl within three hours of prison release
The court heard that Anthony Quigley described Snapchat as a “safe haven for paedophiles” to gardaí during questioning.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I can't wait for people saying that the He-Man never had anything to do with pronouns. Even better that it's gone woke. My Brother, Prince Adam wore a lycra body suit with accessories, had bangs.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ah the old don't build the pain machine phase of integrating Grok into the military phase of skynet.
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pharaoh house crash @phchq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My aunt's sons were often "lifted" by the Brits. She could never get any answers about their location when she called the police. So when she saw men and boys against a wall, she asked their names and addresses, went to their families and told them. People power works. ✊ #StopPalestineGenocide #BDS
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/01/2026
This is Reggie. He is a very sweet boy whose hopes and dreams are entirely invested in this blueberry. 13/10 (TT: reggiethebully5)
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Ok. Again what the fuck is going on in this timeline. Everyday is a new wonderful fresh hell.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The present sure is wild and fun. Everyone said Nero was going to end all wars. He appears to be starting a war on Christmas. Nero is waging a war, on Christmas. The Mental Gymnastics Olympiad of the Neo-Future shall truly be exciting.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I used to chuckle when Case said some hot ram he helped move and its now oddly prescient. Yay Cyberpunk Dystopias.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
One thing I often take for granted is all the little "how to" lessons I got when I was young. Nice to have the confidence to correct all the terrible designs of some flat pack furniture, like when there is no dowel hole where there should be dowel hole.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I am once again in Reddit Jail. I suggested individuals caught with CP on work laptops should be hit with those laptops, and a wish that said laptop was a well built thinkpad. Apparently this is violent speech.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My kingdom for an alka seltzer.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 03/11/2025
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔
me in a red tee (white guy with mohawk, dreads and tattoos) cuddling Oz (black, breindle & white husky-staffie cross sitting on wooden table, leaning against me).
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dr. Beverly Crusher quoting the original post
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Happy Ian Watkins is dead day.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Anyone else get raptured today?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
While I love space marine 2, I always feel that word bearers would be a better fit as the antagonist force. On account of the word bearers having beef with the ultra marines and also bolter burger.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
First of all he looks exactly how I imagined he would look. Unfortunately Ireland has a light touch when it comes to sex offenders. www.thejournal.ie/man-stopped-...
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Man stopped at Dublin Airport with ‘anime’ child sex abuse images, court hears
Finley Bowd, 21, was travelling to New York for a Comic Con event.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Picked up the new killteam starter set. Oh that terrain is bringing me back to 2nd Edition. When I've mine done up I intend to call it blood and bile.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So far in the last 6 months of playing space marine 2 I've had great fun playing with randoms. Have had to quit a few matches of operations and siege due to some black templar's being born in the 14th century year 88. Sure still isn't a problem in the Warhammer community right?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The one thing I miss about twitter was saying the most cruel shit to Graham Linehan on the daily. I still don't know which eye he used to watch his family leave him, and at this point I'll never find out.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Heres the thing I've been screaming for years. Its up to the former empires and colonial powers to take in anyone seeking refuge. They created the problems so let them take in the masses and work to fix the damage that was done.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Who ever wrote the poem for the home store YouTube advert deserves a slap for that much kitschy rhyming.
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Jefe de Máquinas @chiefofengines.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Ancient Irish proverb.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I would die for Percy.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
And this is what we call a Jimmy Jenkins moment. I have no doubt Elon is a miserable little piss baby who will waste a good high binge to focus on finding the people who said mean things about him on the internet and enjoyed the smell of burning hydrogen cells. The absolute gurn on him.
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Francis Abrahamson @jackwolfthorne.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Lamenters Bladeguard Veterans 💔🩸 The Rubicon can wait. #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer
A group of yellow armored space marines with checkered shoulders and shields.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I will never not love Adonis.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Spent too much time on this
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Mental health awareness is great until you make people aware about your mental health. "I have no capacity to experience joy" oh shit have you tried breathing and yoga!
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