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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.

@guybeardman.bsky.social
71 followers 200 following 988 posts

I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.

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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If it doesn't rain soon it's gonna start getting weird.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not dog but dog like.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's been an age since I've played 40k but this beauty right here, flanked by two razorbacks, is going to deliver 20 tactical marines onto an objective. Hoping to have more playtime in 11th. Need to put the finishing touches on that army and leave it as complete as it is.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What's stopping you picking up a few of these and cracking open a cold one with the boys?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sup with them blocky titties?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ma boy is in surgery today. Need him to be ok.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
He looks like a giant arse.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The two greatest card games ever made and I'll have no backtalk about it
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bout here I recon.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Tis fierce christmas out. These are all real even the magic flowers.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
They triggered so many libs with that unwarranted murder or warcrime, is probably the thought process.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Found a better picture of shadow. Also Luna's sass.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
He's adorable. I don't have any baby photos of my buns to hand but here's shadow and Luna. Going strong at nearly 9
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Perfectly reasonable sentence. Rabbits are indeed cute. This is Luna. She is as grumpy as she looks.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Here's my big tourist shelf. Deep in the recesses we still have 2nd edition deep cover materials.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bunnies, but the kind who will shank you for looking at them funny. 10/10 will smack any human that steps within range. I have two pudgy shit machines who I love more than the world, but whomst own me and I pay their rent. Sometimes Luna is a pillow, shadow rests where he is comfortable.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
She looks cute but she bit me twice today
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Firstly yes I will try this. I will also recommend this.
A glass jar of laoganma spicy crispy chilli in oil.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Oh snap.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Is this zapp rowsdower?
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The imperial infantryman's handbook was a great read. Did you know that the imperial guard is some kind of military organisation? Wild stuff!
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It's giving 4 byte burger and I don't know why
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My burrito looking at me like it's disappointed with my life choices.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh shit same.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It's still a lovely model though.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
My headphones stand is cooler than your headphone stand.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Exhibit B: still does binkies at 8 but mostly when he's running to one of two litter boxes.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Exhibit A: Sass.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
People often ask me what it's like having two rabbits. My sweet boy after 8 long years finally had his first thought. It was tough, but you did it bud and daddy is proud of you.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Jesus Christ stop liking this you mad bastards.
A satirical posting with a strange owl puppet. The slogan reads, From the 12nd January 1973 it will be no longer legal, what ever you do don't.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Deploy the fat rabbits.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Same energy I think.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This is where I post from.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This was also a depressing banger ( this was part of our primary school history curriculum)
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
What book do you remember reading as a child? #booksky
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Beautiful.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Moisturised, nourished and flourishing. That is someone who takes joy in what they do.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Objectively the cutest wood saw I ever did saw.
A small wood saw wrapped in its paper cover.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He reminds me of my girlfriend's old cat Dave/Puss/Bastard/bollocks. He was out in those streets defeating his enemies for 15 years.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My book nook is growing in threatening bob Ross energy.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Get yourself a partner who knows how to treat you right. I was gifted this new spirit level for valentines. She never misses a perfect gift at the perfect moment. It also looks like a robot.
A spirit level tool is on a black desk illuminated by a computer keyboard.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Also since eggs are now an index of how well the economy is doing what does this mean
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm in danger. All my other photos were rabbits.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Allow me to enter this talent show.
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