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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer.

@guybeardman.bsky.social
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I'm getting old and need somewhere to complain. I drank the paint water once and I can still taste all the colours.

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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I prefer to own physical, but Im willing to buy digital if its cheap.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im planning on getting back into 11th with my current lot of minis, going to bring killteams & other units as allies/ imperial agents. Working away on all the unbuilt kits/start collecting boxes, magazine models ect. Just building what I have until I can mass prime everything and just paint for me.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wouldn't be surprised if the people who attempted suicide got NJP'd or actual help.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Won't be long before the scalpers are just scalping scalpers.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just being honest, I've hated #edsheeran since long before it was cool. Man is dead behind the eyes and always has been.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"After two years of work shopping the best we can do is the same thing that didn't work last time". We do this as well in Ireland I find this meme helps.
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not going to go through a thorough analysis of its context but just to see themes repeating is worth a watch. I do not know how I got away with watching this when I was really young, but this is definitely the sky's fault. Again prepare yourself for some very fucked up language.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I decided to re-watch Alien nation. My only advice is to prepare yourself for some pretty out there language by today's standards but the content, character and nature of the show needs to be discussed more.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't want to sound like I enjoyed it, or even approved but god damn I respected it.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It wasn't just obscure it was on TV really early in Ireland just to fill a TV slot.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have to wonder why there wasn't more of a reaction for the suppressors going to legends. I thought they were rad as heck and actually proxied inceptors as a squad of suppressors. I never built them, for stupid reasons and now I have to make them perfect
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't see this without dying inside. Poor floor.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am here to help people solve very small yet specific problems.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A thin layer of vinyl or some kind of thin plastic would be your best option. Or buy a cheap poncho in Lidl or Aldi if they ave one going as a special buy you could probably repurpose that material for the inner layer.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh god that was beast wars not machines. I have made a mistake on the internet. Better not run for politics.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was neat. Something new coming along was a novelty. Which was the style at the time. I picked up one of the decepticons. I have a vague memory of mustard yellow and an earthy brown and it transformed into some kind of alligator/crocodile/Komodo dragon yoke. Fierce cool.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.thejournal.ie/james-dyson-... So to be clear, access will be granted otherwise there may be iarmhartí Eireannach. There's something about an English person telling me I can't do something makes me want to do that thing even morer and harderer.
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Vacuum billionaire James Dyson in stand-off with Waterford locals over access to graveyard
Dyson owns the historic 850-acre estate in west Waterford which he purchased for around €30 million two years ago.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If someone is willing to listen though I'll bend over backwards to do what I can to help, ignorance is met with roasting.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some people in Gen z have never been beaten with an extension cord and it shows.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a simple solution to these problems. I offer to fix the device or the problem the way I know how or want to, if that offer is refused I just refuse to help. It's like being told they did something wrong is terrible and anathema to their concept of reality.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I will never forget his greatest line "A booby trap that actually catches boobies". Fuck this week. Death has aim like another Donald Trump assassination attempt.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Won't happen soon enough.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today I conjured the language of pipe and hammer to fix the sink. The sink is sunk.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing says fuck you I got mine like what ever this gowl is serving. I have one of those hidden disabilities where due to arthritis every day is a new burning yet dull agony with every new step. Sure I walk like the Terminator after he got hit by a truck but I guess that's on me I guess.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Castorice Cooking: HSR Castorice Cook
ALT: Castorice Cooking: HSR Castorice Cook
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That has potential. Personally I'd bleed for Jayce and the wheeled warriors.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We are witnessing in real time, which people are incapable of understanding other people experiencing things differently and can only use their own view as reference. I'd love to study the psychology of it but then that would lead to identification methods and an inevitable big bonfire. So I won't.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Also happy birthday
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Dancing Unicorns: Happy Horses
ALT: Dancing Unicorns: Happy Horses
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day after forty feels like turning forty all over again every day for the rest of your life, it's not bad bad as everyone says, you may make more noises when getting up or sitting down but that's about it. Avoid the urge to begin collecting miniatures though, that's dangerous to men of 40.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Look after yourself and heal well. Enjoy Oblivion, keep a silver or enchanted dagger handy. I suppose that's good life advice as well.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
With all the pestilence and suffering sweeping the US, you'd think evangelicals would think God is angry at America for something.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Neither do I but that doesn't stop it existing somewhere.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If we start pooling our old tech we'll be fine
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's not fair. You can deal with a stubborn jobbie with the jobbie knife.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
ALT: Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's raining. It is no longer weird, repeat, it is now raining. Normality has returned.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Black templars. Either that or imperial fists.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Remember that time back in the day when 3000 people died on television and the world became increasingly dogshit from that day.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If it doesn't rain soon it's gonna start getting weird.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Captain Holt's Hot Damn Dance in Brooklyn 99
ALT: Captain Holt's Hot Damn Dance in Brooklyn 99
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc?...
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Guinea Pig Bridge at the Nagasaki Bio Park - song by Parry Gripp
YouTube video by ParryGripp
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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War Flashbacks: Soldier's Distressed Face
ALT: War Flashbacks: Soldier's Distressed Face
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Whats worse is he didn't even need the form 23b/6.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Its on my list of "film versions of comfort food".
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A fascist regime locking people up without trial, rings of operation Demetrius. Great film though, and its even more relevant because England and Ireland are about the temperature and humidity of Sam's apartment.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That can also help you cool down.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If it's ungodly hot hold some cold water in your mouth and breathe through your nose. A trick I've been using for years, won't permanently fix the heat but can provide temporary relief.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Best part about games like this for me is the ability for people to out themselves as giant pieces of shit when they complain about it.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm stealing that.
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Guy Beardman Microplastics Enjoyer. @guybeardman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I heard a great saying recently, not all Americans, but always an American.
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