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Guy Allen

@guyallen.net
417 followers 656 following 474 posts

Musician, tech nerd.

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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
Here are the First 2 lines of my Amazon Profile page #amazon #amazonprofile #amazonprofilepage
Profile page says "Has Man Boobs"
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 06/10/2026
Shooting down a drone is a federal crime that can result in felony charges, steep fines, and up to 20 years in prison. Don't be stupid. #drones #laws #noprivacy
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/09/2026
What are the odds SNL will do a cold open ABOUT SCHMiTT?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/09/2026
I was going to pay my electric bill, but I thought I shouldn't because it wouldn't stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/05/2026
The White House Alien counter is just a counter that starts at 3,129,580. It is a hard-coded number. From the HTML source of the page for the counter... <div class="num-container" data-count="3129580">
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/05/2026
Do people take any vacations anymore? I honestly feel like I am on home arrest. I'm supposed to be retired, yet we live in hell.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 28/04/2026
Trumpie is out on the front lawn, but how is this more secure than a hotel basement? Wait until the Ballroom money beg.
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Jana Warrior Angel @janabw81.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Meet Sharon Simmons. (If that’s even her name.) She’s a paid actor who plays the role of a MAGAt who is down on her luck. 😒😒😒
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 13/04/2026
Why doesn't Kamala run for governor of California? She is the best candidate.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 22/03/2026
Have you noticed that after the Trump administration cut billions in renewable energy funding to refocus on fossil fuels, a subsequent war has now restricted the very fuel supply he prioritized?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 17/03/2026
Warmest wishes on St. Patrick's Day. 🍀💚🌈🎉
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 22/02/2026
What did you think of the Olympics?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 16/02/2026
I hate the smell of Tide. And Febreeze.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/01/2026
The only murders in Minneapolis this month were by ICE bounty hunters. No one else.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/01/2026
ICE Body Cams "Minneapolis was not one of the cities in the first phase of implementation. However, agents from across the country have been assigned as part of an enforcement surge in Minnesota in recent weeks." MPLS propaganda network FOX 9 www.fox9.com/.../some-ice....
fox9.com
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/01/2026
I'm that old too.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 20/01/2026
Watching an old orange man touting how great the markets are and ABC showing a chyron with the DJIA at -1.7 is making my day. (my portfolio is crying though).
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2026
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
We are open: please wait for us to unlock the door. Thank you for your understanding
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 04/12/2025
A little break from our national nightmare, I forget I released this last week ffm.to/4m4kj7q
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Guy Allen - A Christmas To Remember
Choose your preferred music service
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 23/11/2025
Twitter exposes a ton of foreign bot accounts twitchy.com/gordon-k/202...
twitchy.com
Twitter's Location Feature Rollout Confirms The Worst: Bots Are Everywhere
Twitter's new feature reveals the prevalence of fake accounts and foreign influence.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 23/11/2025
Twitter exposes a ton of foreign fake accounts twitchy.com/gordon-k/202...
twitchy.com
Twitter's Location Feature Rollout Confirms The Worst: Bots Are Everywhere
Twitter's new feature reveals the prevalence of fake accounts and foreign influence.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The median age of all US homebuyers: 59 years old It was 30 in 1980
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 16/11/2025
Search the Epstein emails here journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
journaliststudio.google.com
Pinpoint - From the Estate of Jeffrey Epstein
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 27/10/2025
Hey @bsky.app , Why don't you have Closed Captioning on your videos? Or if you do, how can I turn them on? (or if someone knows something I don't, please help me)
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 24/10/2025
Dollar General relies heavily on SNAP. About $11 of every $100 is from SNAP, per Reuters. 67.2% of SNAP shoppers buy groceries at DG, and they spend twice as much as non-SNAP customers. SNAP accounts for 4-5% of Walmart's U.S. sales. People will suffer, and the companies that rely on SNAP sales.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/10/2025
🐸= genius
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/09/2025
If the government shuts down, what is stopping another government from sliding right in? There are no rules anymore.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 15/09/2025
Nate Bargatze looks EXACTLY like an Emoji in Nintendo Switch Sports.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 10/09/2025
There is something going on with the Republicans. They refer to the "Democratic Party" as "Democrat Party", which is incorrect. I know it is pejorative, but it comes off as ignorance.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/08/2025
Seems like they want everyone dead.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 26/08/2025
Why are people so stupid to think that painting the USA side of the border wall black, would make it hot? When it's the wrong side and it gets no direct sunlight (since it is the Northern side). Idiots.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 26/08/2025
I keep reading about waiting for the next Presidential election before anything can happen. Come on, people, the time is NOW! If we wait years, it will be forever broken.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 13/08/2025
Breaking News: Laura Loomer is 32. Her post-op face looks like a 55-year-old Bravo Housewife. Also, she gave Arby's a shout-out.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
GOLD WILL NOT BE TARIFFED! WTF —
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 11/08/2025
Why are there so many MEMES that are not fact-based but easily debunked by a quick Snopes search so rampant on this platform? It's worse than Facebook, and the people here should know better, but most think they are journalists for some odd reason.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 13/07/2025
Dollar General is likely to be significantly affected by the cuts to SNAP benefits in the "One Big Beautiful Bill". It will cause decreased spending at Dollar General, as SNAP recipients rely on these benefits for a substantial portion of their food purchases.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 12/07/2025
The "Gilded Age" is on Sundays on HBO at 8 pm EST. #goldenage
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 05/07/2025
Somber 4th.😟🇺🇸
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 04/06/2025
It's #TacoTuesday !
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 01/05/2025
Every day, this is my reality.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/04/2025
Ice is just water in drag. 💦💧🧊🥶❄️
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 27/04/2025
🐻🎉 Happy National Gummi Bear Day! 🎉🐻 #gummibear #nationalGummiBearDay
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 27/04/2025
I wish these posts were moderated for facts. I see to many posts without any link to substantiate claims, it's as bad as twatter.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 23/04/2025
How are your finances? Are you better off now than, let's say, Jan 1st?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 17/04/2025
It is not news that "America" is paying El Salvador for the death camp. It's also 6 million a year (not just a one-time thing), no accountability if they are dead or not. Link from last month.
reuters.com
US to pay El Salvador to jail 300 alleged gang members, AP reports
The United States is set to pay El Salvador $6 million to imprison 300 alleged members of the Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang that it deports to the Central American country, for one year, the Associated Press reported on Saturday, citing an internal memo.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 17/04/2025
Are you planning to attend a protest on Saturday?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 14/04/2025
Why aren't people aggressively boycotting WalMart? Target isn't the only store that dropped DEI.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 14/04/2025
Are you ready for a concentration camp? Trump wants it.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 13/04/2025
So 45's physical is out and it mentions scaring (yes that's how they spelled it) from a gunshot wound on his right ear. I have many scars, and they are NEVER mentioned on my physicals—stupid publicity stunt.
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