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Guy Allen

@guyallen.net
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Musician, tech nerd.

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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
Jeez, the negatives are the most important part! Good to know.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
Do you have to send it in somewhere to get it processed?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
I do have slight ones, I guess.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
Here are the First 2 lines of my Amazon Profile page #amazon #amazonprofile #amazonprofilepage
Profile page says "Has Man Boobs"
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/10/2026
This is the first line of mine...
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 07/10/2026
Ha, here's mine...
My amazon about page.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 07/10/2026
Double diaper!
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 07/10/2026
bingo!
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 06/10/2026
Shooting down a drone is a federal crime that can result in felony charges, steep fines, and up to 20 years in prison. Don't be stupid. #drones #laws #noprivacy
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 06/10/2026
Shooting down a drone is a federal crime that can result in felony charges, steep fines, and up to 20 years in prison
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 04/10/2026
Yes, they can derive THC in trace amounts from hemp. It gets condensed and is sold as a THC (Delta 9) product that produces a buzz. It's been going on for years in nearly every state in the US since the farm bill of 2018
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 01/10/2026
I almost forgot about that. Thanks :(
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 01/10/2026
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/09/2026
I had nearly the same problem. Wordle 1,929 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/09/2026
What are the odds SNL will do a cold open ABOUT SCHMiTT?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/09/2026
I was going to pay my electric bill, but I thought I shouldn't because it wouldn't stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/09/2026
I did the double in the same arm at the same time. I felt like a rebel!
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/09/2026
I got the flu and Covid vaxes at the same time. So I double fucked him!
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 21/09/2026
WTF? He's been dead longer than I have been undead.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 04/09/2026
It also means it can't be taken down for hacking.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 01/09/2026
That's why I pronounce the r. And I'm not a Franophile.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 27/08/2026
You are correct. The classic bunny costume was custom-altered and sewn by designer Patricia Taylor (mother of actor Keanu Reeves) to ensure it fit her personal boundaries and respected her more traditional fans
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 08/08/2026
Tucker has the trans form of dyslexia.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 24/07/2026
I'd eat Gargamel.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 24/07/2026
More like Elliott Gould.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 03/07/2026
where can I watch this if it has video?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 30/06/2026
So were AOL Message Boards.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 20/06/2026
This is the work of QAnon for sure. We need to check the basement of the reflecting pool.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/06/2026
I asked google ai how if they used municiapl water for the reflecting pool "Yes, that is correct. Because of the urgent push to refill the pool quickly following the renovations, officials bypassed the standard Tidal Basin supply lines and filled it primarily using municipal city drinking water"
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 14/06/2026
Not Jellyfin, that requires a home server. Plex, Freeplay, Tubi, many more that have free streaming channels. No need to subscribe.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/05/2026
The White House Alien counter is just a counter that starts at 3,129,580. It is a hard-coded number. From the HTML source of the page for the counter... <div class="num-container" data-count="3129580">
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/05/2026
The dried foreskins of Tylenol induced autistic babies.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 24/05/2026
I'm no lady, but I'd like dinner first, at least.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/05/2026
Do people take any vacations anymore? I honestly feel like I am on home arrest. I'm supposed to be retired, yet we live in hell.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/05/2026
Shady?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 19/05/2026
"and almost any other moment we could have been born into would have seen Saturn without them" Um, yeah. Gone in 100 MILLION years, homo sapiens have been around for 300,000 years. Think they are going to last for another 100 MILLION years?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 14/05/2026
Become?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 02/05/2026
WTF! I'm 10 years older!
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 01/05/2026
It's like the ending of Mean Girls with the breaking apart the crown.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 29/04/2026
This is the problem with all social media today: idiots want to be pandered to. "Please use simple words. I'm stupid." Jeez, disingenuous is a much better word.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 28/04/2026
Trumpie is out on the front lawn, but how is this more secure than a hotel basement? Wait until the Ballroom money beg.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 25/04/2026
It's only because he is extremely good-looking and smart.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 20/04/2026
If you want to get a wedgie, these are your glasses!
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Jana Warrior Angel @janabw81.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Meet Sharon Simmons. (If that’s even her name.) She’s a paid actor who plays the role of a MAGAt who is down on her luck. 😒😒😒
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 13/04/2026
Why doesn't Kamala run for governor of California? She is the best candidate.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 12/04/2026
Yet, there he is.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 12/04/2026
Inform GoFundMe.
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 10/04/2026
They are all terrible and horribly old. Jeez, why even ask?
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Guy Allen @guyallen.net · 28/03/2026
If you find out, share please.
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