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Sam

@gutterburger.bsky.social
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I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors

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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Getting drunk in another country rocks
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If they win they can legally kidnap Trump
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I saw this independently invented around the same time by a guy in an elevator going up to a party in college (he called it a "Nine Loko")
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Welcome back to Correct Time everyone. It's Normal again
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Had a nice night with my friends
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2025
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club www.vice.com/en/article/i...
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Fuck to 'daylight saving time'
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
mfw I've beer
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Nothing makes me miss my Boys quite like a bar bathroom
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Pick six by a white cornerback... Tr*mp's America
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It's so awful. If you're trying to make it unobstructive by not making it a full bar, then why make it so big
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dan
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Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
7:20 PM · Sep 10, 2017
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It pains me but I must issue a "go birds"
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field
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Defector @defector.com · 16/01/2025
Bob Uecker was just the best: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
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Bob Uecker Was Just The Best | Defector
It is not difficult to find people who loved Bob Uecker unreservedly. There is a good reason for this: He was the last genuinely and instinctively funny person in baseball history. He was the god of M...
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Trivia came down to a tiebreaker which I totally biffed on, but the other team was further off so we got the win
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Finally got the setup completed
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oreo has not shown himself to be a "pick up a stick" kind of dog so you can imagine my excitement when he grabbed this big one unprompted in the backyard today
Oreo with a big stick
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Taking note of which neighbors have fully refused to shovel any of the foot of snow we got, putting them on a list entitled "Huge Assholes"
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Sam @gutterburger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Sushi lunch
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