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Guintiger

@guintiger.bsky.social
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Love my family, gaming with said family, reading awesome books/poetry, painting 40k/DnD minis, driving my car, teaching. In that order. Sorta. Most days. Add unicorns to the list somewhere. Happily married heterosexual female - ethots stop DMing me.

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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone else feeling a compulsion to watch a "Thrift Shop" music video suddenly?
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And no one was surprised by this corruption. That's how they boil the frog.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
EVERYONE should give this a watch, if only to infuriate Mango Mussolini. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sorta scared to try that QR code....but I also want to know if I can watch such a PIVOTAL message!
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am NOT a good enough person to keep from laughing. Both times someone has hit me and my car it's been a big, stupid, MAGA truck. My town is FULL of jackwagons who love to drive on residential streets with kids, get to stop signs, then floor it. When they do now, I just snicker.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just can't seem to cut him off ...I still love the dad from my childhood and I keep hoping he will come back.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That "who are you?" hits hard. My dad is MAGA, but when he raised me, he was caring, gentle, said we need to treat others how we want to be treated, and watched "we are the world" on a loop with me singing along. I don't even see that man anymore when I see my dad now.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For anyone who believes Trump is going to give you 5k after the midterms if they go his way, I have a bridge to sell you. He still hasn't given us our DOGE money, or the tariffs savings check, and he has a well documented habit of not paying his own workers. He never PAYS - he only TAKES.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just for funsies, I checked for the current satellite overlay of that same area - neat to compare the two.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trust me - I can confidently say there are LOTS of Americans desperately trying to pretend we AREN'T. *source: My BritBox subscription and cancelled Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, and the rest.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any chance that you'll sell these at some point?
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*coughs* I don't see any women in that drawing....just sayin'....
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All I'm doing now is waiting for Trump to find a way to somehow blame Biden for the cost of hockey sticks.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fantastic motivational speech for Dems from Scott.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Of course he won't call it a war - then they'd have to give death benefits to all the families being left without a loved one due to this "small military operation".
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The first one was fun, particularly if you've ever played DnD.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only thing I'm missing now is location sharing....but I can wait. Thanks for being awesome, MapQuest.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They should rename it the "Concrete Garden" so it'll be more accurate.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
First experience I had with something breaking the fourth wall was the Sesame Street book "The Monster at the End of This Book". Still a fantastic and funny little book - my kid loved it too.
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Grover Fears the Monster at the End of This Book
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Duck Amuck from 1953, a cartoon that obsessed me as a child. Unfortunately, impossible to find the complete seven minute version online which has one of the greatest pull back and reveal endings…
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The real danger with this "end times" insanity coming from those in positions of power is that they have the ability to MAKE the end times kick off if they don't feel like their nutty prophecies are happening quickly enough.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mando: This Is The Way
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd say these people must've read Fahrenheit 451 and thought it was an instruction manual...but we all know they don't read anything Fox news didn't print.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HE'S making a fortune on future oil trades...gas prices haven't changed at all where I am, unless they've ticked UP.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Canada should just declare that America is "Shitlandia" and see how long it takes for Google Maps to update...
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well at least ONE airport rename won't suck.
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Bird (he/him) @birdobserver.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've been thinking about this poem by Langston Hughes recently and although it was published in 1931, it remains relevant as ever. #books #reading #booksky #poetry
A poem by Langston Hughes titled "Tired". It reads as the following: 

"I am so tired of waiting, 
Aren't you, 
For the world to become good 
And beautiful and kind? 
Let us take a knife 
And cut the world in two -- 
And see what worms are eating 
At the rind."
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Musk alone accounts for $2,132 per person currently living in the U.S. (and that's assuming census data is correct, and it likely is too low).
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can't decide if they read Fahrenheit 451 and got inspiration, or they just never read it and have no idea what they're up to here with their "hounds".
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anyone else just love that the crosshairs look like a heart? Love from Kyiv, indeed.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My goodness, I'm surprised he's brave enough to go to Chicago given how crime-riddled he claims it is...
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Tyrants and autocrats have always understood that literacy, learning, books and newspapers are potentially dangerous. They can inspire independent thought and even rebellion.”

— Carl Sagan
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jeanine Peugeot...practically writes itself.
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Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Introducing fluoddity.com! Hundreds of thousands of particles self organize into a stunning variety of structures. Explore a world of possibilities with mutation and artificial selection! This is my personal tool for exploring Fluoddity, rebuilt for the web by Opus 5
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Messing around with this is way more relaxing and addicting that is probably reasonable. Thank you for creating and sharing!
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That slop would be more believable if Becky-boy broke down into hysterical sobs as he tried and failed to rip his tshirt.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's a heckuva diaper bag she's carrying.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nah - it's actually PERFECT. He's declaring "mission accomplished" the same way Bush did, and in BOTH cases (as he kindly reminded us about Bush) they were and are WRONG.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good to see he's focusing his incredibly limited energy on things that matter, like the prices of gas or groceries.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 26/08/2026
🇨🇦 🎶Oh, we’re going to a trade war… They thought Canada would fold without a fight. Instead, we rally side by side🍁 Never mistake Canadian politeness for weakness. We can say “sorry” AND stand our ground🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #SheShed
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I feel like the universe is taunting us by taking the wrong octogenarians this week.
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Tim Curry and Lesley Ann Warren in Clue
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not sobbing, YOU'RE SOBBING!
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Alice from Wonderland Crying
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optimisticsoap.bsky.social @optimisticsoap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
SAVE America Act: passed House twice, NOT the Senate — not law yet, expected back in September. Be prepared. If it passes: proof of citizenship to register. Marriage certificate alone doesn’t count. What works: passport, or birth certificate + matching photo ID. Free help: VoteRiders.org 🧼
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eh - he can only wreck an economy when he says he's fixing it and it's the bestest of the best ever. If he actually tries to wreck it, he'll probably just make it awesome by accident.
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One of the things that perpetually surprises me after all these years about every single video I see of Trump (besides the insane crap he says in those videos) is that for EVERY ONE, I find myself thinking, "WTF is going on with his hair..."
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
First read of your post and I envisioned the wrong Blanche, desperately clutching papers to her chest and insisting with some quaint southern aphorism that you can't have them...
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Blanche Devereaux's Shocked Reaction
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