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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m honoring Dolly’s memory by eating her chocolate frosting straight out of the tub, don’t you fucking judge me

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

In these trying times, just remember that nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. #WeAreSoFucked

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We’re under a heat advisory yet again today. Our AC unit that died a month ago has yet to be repaired or replaced. Our lease ends this month. We expect the landlord to fix it right before we move out, just to be spiteful since we didn’t renew our lease. Welcome to the era of climate barbarism!

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Man Sweating Nervously in Airplane

ALT: Man Sweating Nervously in Airplane

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The towel rack over the toilet demonstrates just how ingrained in us is the dire need to believe what we can’t see can’t hurt us. Our collective ignorance toward aerosol science is really fucking embarrassing. (1/2)

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We have to learn to live with explosive diarrhea

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

2020: Have you been exposed to coronavirus 2026: Have you been exposed to Taco Bell

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If you need to stay cool on a budget this summer, here’s a DIY air conditioner you can make with a styrofoam cooler, a fan, & ice. My kid made one of these as a school project to help us stay cool in power outages during hurricane season. I was surprised how well it worked. youtu.be/FaC0dlRENk0?...

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$8 Homemade Air Conditioner - Works Flawlessly!

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Here's episode 24 of Wayside, a serial novel for the CC community. ONLY 2 EPS REMAINING! The Founders' Council gathers to discuss how the community should move forward, Ben helps Ana say goodbye to Lupe, and Josina helps Waysiders feel safe again. guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...

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Wayside: A Serial Novel - Episode 24

Comedian & writer w/Long COVID. I speak English, Spanish, & Sarcasm. Life is a shitshow; grab a front-row seat & let's laugh our way through it!

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Wellbefore’s KN95 is breathable, comfy, and has adjustable ear loops to help you maintain an N95-like fit. But also I was not prepared for how delightfully crispy the wrapper is, I felt sad tearing it open. 😭 Moldex is still my fave N95 but this KN95 is excellent for less risky situations. 😷 👍

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Stranger: Why you wearing a mask Me: Covid Stranger: LOL we haven’t seen any Covid around here in years Me: LOL that’s because it’s invisible

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John Cena: You Can't See Me

Alt: John Cena waves his hand in front of his face and says You Can't See Me

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Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Boosting to help Maya & her mom find a wheelchair accessible home to rent in Vancouver. Maya was the victim of a school shooting in Tumbler Ridge 💔

Graphic white and purple with poster with a photo of cia and maya advertising they need a wheelchair accessible house to rent near B.C. Children's Hospital

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Please help this post get 3k likes

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

This wins Bluesky today, we can all go home now

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Stop calling it back to normal and start calling it what it really is, back to Applebees

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My favorite new pasttime is opening Venmo just to see who’s paying who for what ‘cause it is straight up a fucking soap opera/comedy show I follow a guy who pays his child support through Venmo & always adds a joke comment like ‘feet pics’ & his ex cusses him out in the comments

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Premature Emaskulation is a real problem. If you suffer from this condition, treatment is easily accessible. Put a goddamn N95 on your face. That’s it.

Do you suffer from premature emaskulation? The public health international emergency of concern has ended, but the COVID-19 pandemic is not over. Not wearing a mask in public leaves you exposed to Covid and you are not other airborne pathogens. It’s not too late to mask up again. Protect yourself and others with an N95 respirator. Maskbloc.org. Picture of a white man looking depressed with his head in his hands.

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Got plans this Friday night? You do now! Lily Slay, the 'Lefty Folk-Rock-Country Covid-Safe Disabled Buzzkill' singer/songwriter is performing a FULL concert LIVE over Zoom on 5/29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT and it's FREE! Grab your ticket at tinyurl (dot) com/LilySlayMay29

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

🧵Live over Zoom, it’s Lily Slay! Join us Friday, May 29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT for a free concert followed by a meet & greet with the artist! Haven’t heard of Lily yet? Give her a listen in linked tweet!!! (1/2)

Lily Slay live in concert over Zoom May 29 at 6 p ET, 5 p CT, 4 p MT, 3 p PT. Free show tips welcome. Photo of Lily, a young white woman with long red hair playing a guitar and singing into a microphone. Website for free tickets is tinyurl dot com forward slash LilySlayMay29

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Cover them over with beautiful flowers Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours Lying so silent by night and by day Sleeping the years of their manhood away Give them the meed they have won in the past; Give them the honors their future forecast; (1/2)

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I'm co-producing this 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 livestream concert on Friday the 29th featuring the dope af @lilyslay.bsky.social! She's like an angrier, hotter* Pete Seeger who swears a lot! Check out one of her tunes in the threaded post and register for your free tickets! 🔥 (no offense pete u were also hot 💘)

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

My senior dog’s been peeing indoors. We put diapers on her overnight. They work well. We’ve chosen not to learn to live w/piss. We’ve adapted. If I’ve learned anything from the CC community, it’s that prevention can be fun/ interesting/sexy. So here you go, my dog in a diaper 🤘

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

All of the other donuts Used to laugh and call him names

An open box of Krispy Kreme, doughnuts with a doughnut that has a poorly drawn smiley face on it in one corner, and all of the other donuts gathered far away from it

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It's #WaysideWednesday! Here's episode 3 of Wayside, an audio drama for the Covid Conscious community. Links to episodes 1 & 2 in comments. youtu.be/DLB-1vwHJqE

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Wayside: An audio drama for the Covid Conscious community - Episode 3

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It's #WaysideWednesday! Here's episode 3 of Wayside, an audio drama for the Covid Conscious community. Links to episodes 1 & 2 in comments. youtu.be/DLB-1vwHJqE

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Wayside: An audio drama for the Covid Conscious community - Episode 3

YouTube video by N95sSaveLives

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Some Long Covid shit 😭

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Performing artists have had to make tough choices since the world went back to normal. Many aren’t allowed by venues or show producers to mask onstage, but can’t afford to walk away from their careers. Artists are being sacrificed for our entertainment.

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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Zohran Mandani is consistently proving that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely could.

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

🧵It’s a beautiful day to be masking It’s a beautiful day to be asking Would you wear one? Would you wear one? I have always wanted to mask with a neighbor just like you I've always wanted to practice community care, with you, so... (1/2)

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

You probably have a lot you'd like to say to your friends who stopped caring about Covid, but are freaking out about Hantavirus now. I do too. So I wrote a letter to them on our behalf. guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...

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Dear Friend Who is Worried About Hantavirus...

Dear friend who is worried about Hantavirus, You’re certainly not alone. I’m worried about Hantavirus too. By now you’ve probably heard about it on the news or seen the headlines in your social media...

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Today is #InternationalMEAwarenessDay and I am speaking up for the #MillionsMissing because they shouldn't have to fight for themselves (and often literally can't). Please mask in essential spaces (medical buildings; supermarkets; drugstores; etc.) 😷 #MEAwarenessDay #MEAwarenessDay2026 #MECFS #pwME

A screenshot of an Instagram story that reads:

"Today May 12th is International ME Awareness Day

I will have been sick for 4 years in July. I am primarily housebound but I am only moderate on the scale. There are so many more severe and bedbound and dying without medical care. We need treatments and research and support. Please take some time to learn about ME and Long Covid (50% meet ME criteria).

I am one of the #millionsmissing"

A pink arrow is pointing to a block of text that says:

"The most helpful step you can take immediately to help me and others is to wear a mask in public, especially in healthcare settings 🙏🏻😷"

Under all of this I have written:

"This is one of my friends. Through my participation in the #covidconscious community, I have met so many people coping with ME; in most cases as the result of a Covid infection. Please mask in essential spaces for them *and* for you. This is a club any of us can join at any time. #millionsmissing"

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Stressed over today's headlines? Maybe laughter is the medicine you need! Join me this Sat. 5/16 at 6 p ET for Goin' Viral, the most fun standup comedy game show on Zoom! Join with camera on or off & participate at your level of comfort. Grab a FREE ticket at link in graphic!

Join us for Goin' Viral, the most fun comedy game show on Zoom, inspired by all the stuff spreading around the world right now! Saturday, May 16, 6 pm ET/5 PM CT/4 PM MT/3 PM PT. Two comedians face off in an epic battle of competitive games with a little help from the audience, and plenty of jokes along the way! Winner takes home all bragging rights! Featuring Danielle Yokley and Derek Delmar, co-hosted by Mo Mora and Lauren Flans. Free, but priceless! This event will have live ASL interpretation.

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

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Dear Friend Who is Worried About Hantavirus...

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

🧵Sing along to the tune of 'Be Our Guest'... Shit your pants, shit your pants It’s the end of times, I guess Just you check the latest news, chérie It’s all a fucking mess From the strait of Hormuz to the Hantavirus cruise This timeline is so vicious We should state our final wishes (1/2)

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Need some laughs? Join us May 16 at 6 pm ET for Goin' Viral, the most fun comedy game show on Zoom! Two comedians will face off in an epic battle of competitve games with a little help from the audience, and plenty of jokes along the way! Free show w/ASL interpretation!

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

🧵It's #WaysideWednesday! Here's episode 2 of Wayside, an audio drama for the Covid Conscious community. (1/2) youtu.be/VJX6vvnvYOM

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Wayside: An audio drama for the Covid Conscious community - Episode 2

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Happy new pandemic eve to all who celebrate

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