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trans femme guinea pig: fat, happy, and stupid she/her pfp by DrawPanther (@drawpanther.bsky.social‬)

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is btw really common in all kinds of settings, conservatives love co-opting progressive language, and the reason it works is that liberals use the language without understanding the underlying power analysis
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
burning out
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i read a bunch of 1-star reviews of the place and i was still hype to get on a plane and go there" would be a wild thing to say about a michelin-star restaurant
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 26/07/2023
i love Boobs. repost if you love Boobs . or are being sucked into a giant vortex aaaaahhh
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sucks when someone posts an absolute banger-looking post and i have to mute them cuz they don’t use alt text.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god, remember how the dream project worth flushing their reputations was a "Man in the High Castle"-style alt-history show about the Civil War? like, here you go: a show set in a 2020 where chattel slavery is still a thing i think a lot about how GoT's end is what got it scrapped, not the premise
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
the trajectory of contemporary America is easily understood when you see how doing the right thing usually destroys your life while being a craven sycophantic worm earns vast material rewards
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the reason dems have the phrase ‘vote blue no matter who’ is to dupe voters in to supporting ferociously right wing candidates who should never be in the dem party to begin with. it’s corporate sloganeering.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 26/06/2025
a world that celebrates Thomas is the world I want
header "blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40"
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will go back to Lynx before I allow this on my machine.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
honestly you expect trans people in ohio to vote for this? with an ad that calls trans girls boys? where's your outrage? where's your strongly worded letters and calls? ffs where's a PROTEST?! no? that's weird, your trans neighbors have been doing tangible action all along for all YOUR causes
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Dem. Ohio Candidate Marcy Kaptur Releases Ad: “I Voted With Republicans To Keep Transgender Ideology Out Of Schools”
She also said in the ad, “let me be clear, boys should not play girls sports.”
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
proud to say i was so ignorant of ed sheeran that before all this i thought he was a standup comedian
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 14/09/2026
cannot tell you how wonderful it is to have a tool like this in a web browser to use easily that actually shows you the exif data and THEN scrubs it!
everestpipkin.github.io
Image Scrubber
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/09/2026
look I'd love to celebrate some positive stuff the opposition party has done to thwart this Nazi regime, but there isn't anything so I'm m reduced to celebrating conservative on conservative violence, okay? I'm not proud of it but we play the hand we're dealt
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't believe Democratic candidates who use transphobic talking points are triangulating, I think they're just bigots
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every update to the iphone was so popular that it took ten years (and a thousand-dollar price tag) for the headlines about months-long waiting lists to stop
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
put ALT text in your pictures you assholes
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I prefer the classics.
"Guinea Porg" (my username) written using the Gorton typeface, which predates everyone's beloved Helvetica by 66 years.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem, who made anticommunist propaganda for the CIA, sought to achieve power for women primarily in the context of elite access to the levers of Empire, who espoused racist and transphobic beliefs many times, and exemplified much of what is sick and evil about feminism, is dead.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Y'all don't realize just how big these banks really are. Here's Bank of America's latest quarterly filing: investor.bankofamerica.com/regulatory-a... "At June 30, 2026, the Corporation had […] a headcount of approximately 211,000 employees." They throw around the VP title like candy at a parade.
investor.bankofamerica.com
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 31/08/2026
I will never vote for a Democrat that abandons transgender people. It's a cancer and I'll take the pain of a Republican over losing Democrats as a party and therefore losing our rights for an entire generation with nobody left to fight for us. We cannot reward this at all.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if you think someone hammering the same message over and over doesn't have an effect on you, i guarantee it's because you've been told over and over that you're too smart to fall for that
Garfield "I winder who that's for" meme, except he's looking at another Garfield meme that says "you are not immune to propaganda", implying that Garfield thinks he's immune to propaganda.
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Tess,, agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
art criticism is not the same thing as returning a retail product to customer service and i think people conflate those two
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i don't care if you, too, are a trans girlie: if you won't stand in solidarity with me (the cringeler), you get the nuclear block
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you want a hard truth that youre not allowed to speak in the media, i have one: you have to be dumb as dog shit to actually be a conservative
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
since at least the dot-com bubble of the late '90s, the tech industry has been selling the fantasy that you can outsource 100% of your job while collecting your full salary; and do it in such a way that nobody will ever think of you as unnecessary to the process that you no longer participate in
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just today i saw someone swear off alt text because the moderators apparently use it to identify posters they want to ban (e.g., sex workers or palestinians); and that's such a bullshit excuse because they also use the regular text of your posts for that. you're just trying to invent "woke ableism"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 21/08/2026
A recreation of the magic the gathering card "Lightning Bolt" with it's original blue lightning against dark mountains art by Chris Rush.

Made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter, with the art inverted to white on black, then colored with watercolor
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Morrigan Le Fag, and others @morriganlefag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🖊️ The most baffling thing about the liberal mindset is that they expect us to simply stoically present our necks to the jaws of the machine in the hopes that that machine will manifest a conscience.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
saw a protest sign that said "anne frank wrote about this" and: - it's kind of weird to imply she was an author like margaret atwood - you're gonna have to be a lot more specific
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the problem with this hypothetical is that it doesn't tell us anything about our non-hypothetical world. "if things were different, they wouldn't be the same" is the opposite of insightful
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
I think the response to seeing these weapons deployed by ICE while they’ve been in use for policing, even at schools, is an excellent demonstration of how effectively policing is propagandized here in the US.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
vibe coding wasn't really a thing when i quit my job 4 years ago, but there *was* already a vibe, if you will. management and even other devs were already looking at me sideways for caring about quality, instead of leaving it to qa. it's a sad thing to say, but i'm glad i got out
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
when i tried to get into comics, a guy i knew loaned me Watchmen, Kingdom Come, and Superman: Red Son; 3 deconstructionist stories that, whatever their merits, assume intimate knowledge of either existing characters, existing storylines, or existing tropes.
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Conrad Zimmerman @conradzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you have admin passwords on your devices, please, I'm begging you, have then recorded somewhere that the people handling your affairs after your death can access them. Do it now.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't care if you think electoralism isn't worth it, I don't care if you think politics is a waste of time, everyone needs to get over themselves and vote for Joe Biden this november.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
introduce yourself as what almost killed you. hi, i'm my own father firing an "unloaded" gun indoors, missing his toddler "son" by a couple inches
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i think they'll get aggressively worse. once he's gone, he's the perfect boogeyman; the unfalsifiable proof that any future democrat they champion could always be worse, never mind the lack of daylight between his policies and theirs
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
for one weekend in 2019, hbo let you stream the watchmen tv series even if you weren't subscribed. i wonder if they'll do something like that to boost the numbers here
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
back in the olden days on twitter, i would say that there's no such thing as a good conservative, for obvious reasons. now that i spend my time on bluesky, i'm forced to conclude there's no such thing as a good liberal, either. you're either some flavor of anti-capitalist or a total piece of shit
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
look i understand that he's in incredibly poor health and very old, but he's also the president and a billionaire do people not remember he got covid back before there was a vaccine? he got a superdose of a highly experimental treatment and made it through. it's not gonna happen for a while
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will not vote for any candidate who doesn't fully commit to abolishing the gestapo
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
for anyone who doesn't know, this is standard operating procedure at most corporations: - do something awful - appear to capitulate to customer backlash - wait for customers to get distracted - do the awful thing again
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to kind of underline this a bit: the first example of a plot-relevant sex scene that came to my mind was the one in The Terminator; and the thing that makes it plot-relevant is the fact it's procreative
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
stop trying to make "fetch" happen. it's not going to happen
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Please use alt text please
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lotta good dunks to get in on Clinton here but this is why I just do not tolerate any anticommunism from people on the left, even if you are not a socialist. You are doing the Right’s work for them, this is how they sawed off the Left after FDR.
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