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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 16h
is that what they used to render the movie?
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the tragedy of media literacy's decline isn't just that the audience has no idea what they're watching. there's the corresponding (and greater) tragedy that you eventually reach the point where the creators have no idea what they're making.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
same energy as putting "no DMs" in bio
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i will occasionally read court filings from cases involving major corporations, and it's honestly wild how often you'll see some variation of "obeying the law would bankrupt us, which is bad; laws should only make good things happen, so clearly lawmakers intended for us to disobey."
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what happens to any performance of legal accountability for the rich once they know you're no longer looking The search warrants were for the house of a member of the British royal family, who was stripped of his titles only under protest. Of course they weren't unlawful. That's absurd
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"yes and"-ing this to say that the "we're poking fun at / reclaiming hp" dimension 20 campaign should never have happened, and i'm more than a little pissed dropout went back to that well multiple times
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
compliment sisters! i also got a surprising number of compliments yesterday. my struggle is less with accepting the compliment, but with realizing that a person saying a complimentary thing was actually talking to me. i literally kept looking around for who they might be talking to
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it never occurred to me before, but spray brie is such an obvious next step that it makes me wonder which part of "runny cheese without the mess" europeans object to?
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh wait, nicholas hoult was in it too. damn, the signs were all there
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
second unpopular trans girl opinion but people saying it won't turn a profit are missing the point; twitter bleeds cash, but musk doesn't care because its job is to shape the narrative this show's purpose is similar: make calls for a boycott (and by extension, being a trans ally) seem weird/fringe
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what i wouldn't give to be either woman in this scenario…
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 05/10/2026
You know trans women not getting jobs is just out of sheer bigotry because otherwise companies would be lining up to hire us at well below market rate as a cost saving move because I will take very little money to work a lot these days.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so far it's wonderful! did some clothes shopping with my friend yesterday; will be attending random events the rest of the week. it's a wonderfully chill vibe here
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hi from Eugene!
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tweet from @_Floodlight on 7 June, 2023:

Everyone understands on some level that the only realistic solutions to climate change are extremely illegal.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
close…
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Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns
DALLAS–Funyuns, the world leader in artificial onion-ring-flavored and -shaped snack-food items, continues to enjoy an "overwhelming sales lead" over competing brand Responsibilityuns, the trade publi...
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my modest contribution
Skeet by "spooky glue": if I ever found out someone wasn't living their best life I would murder them

quote-skeet by me: *an image of Tyler Durden holding Raymond K. Hessel at gunpoint with a speech balloon*
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't make jokes about "we're adding a new gender every day" unless you are actually ready to support new genders, to defend them, to uphold and believe in them.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i watched The Prisoner for the first time almost exactly 3 years ago. it's a wild show that has some rich depth to it, but it's virtually impossible to talk about it without spoilers
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is btw really common in all kinds of settings, conservatives love co-opting progressive language, and the reason it works is that liberals use the language without understanding the underlying power analysis
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
burning out
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
20 years of "somebody should put a stop to this!" — person whose job is to put a stop to this
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i read a bunch of 1-star reviews of the place and i was still hype to get on a plane and go there" would be a wild thing to say about a michelin-star restaurant
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 26/07/2023
i love Boobs. repost if you love Boobs . or are being sucked into a giant vortex aaaaahhh
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
correction: we use zees :-p (i gave a presentation this year to an all-british audience and had my title slide morph an S into a Z when i mentioned where i was from. i was roundly booed for it)
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer Simpson running for office, a banner behind him has his campaign slogan. "Can't someone else do it?"

This is a joke from 1998 that somehow became a real-world political party's guiding philosophy.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sucks when someone posts an absolute banger-looking post and i have to mute them cuz they don’t use alt text.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god, remember how the dream project worth flushing their reputations was a "Man in the High Castle"-style alt-history show about the Civil War? like, here you go: a show set in a 2020 where chattel slavery is still a thing i think a lot about how GoT's end is what got it scrapped, not the premise
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah, you can see it on her face when they talk about it in episode 1: carol: "you really think bitter chrysalis is that good?" helen: [briefly purses lips] "i think people will love it" "technically, i didn't lie when i told you what you wanted to hear" was how the old world appeased carol, too
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a few months ago i saw someone post that you should *only* use diy since 1) doctors are cops (agree); and 2) diy sources are super easy to find (disagree). then they linked to your guide and strongly hinted that it could help you find a supplier which… well, i don't have to tell *you* that's wrong
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're being warped by it, too, whether they know it or not
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so blessed to see this in the year of our lord 20X6
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i haven't left the house maskless since march of 2020, and have no plans to stop. i don't care how many weird looks i get
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
the trajectory of contemporary America is easily understood when you see how doing the right thing usually destroys your life while being a craven sycophantic worm earns vast material rewards
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i know an actual train engineer and this would explain so much about his personality
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
the reason dems have the phrase ‘vote blue no matter who’ is to dupe voters in to supporting ferociously right wing candidates who should never be in the dem party to begin with. it’s corporate sloganeering.
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
best guess: TVs back in the '80s were 480i, but modern screens can't really recreate the interlaced experience, so stretching out 240p to 2x height is likely the closest equivalent
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yeah, at some point, POSIWID must be acknowledged
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
explaining this skeet to an american: imagine eating every hamburger…
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Queen's Gambit
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 26/06/2025
a world that celebrates Thomas is the world I want
header "blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40"
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm old enough that i had to learn vi for college (vim didn't exist yet), and the stupid commands unfortunately stuck, so i tend to struggle with nano which i guess is my way of saying Be careful how much closer to vim you scoot, it has a gravitational pull lol
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i used to get collect calls from a prison. i think someone on the inside believed they were calling their girlfriend
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone holding up a phone to a TV showing Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager, who appears to be looking right at. she has a look of visible disgust on her face
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
broke: charts for dinner woke: charts as foreplay bespoke: charts as aftercare
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i know it's a pitch so it's gotta leave a lot out, but the complete lack of any named characters beyond the protagonist really invites the reader to dwell on the name Tobias, and why an author who clearly has an agenda picked that name in particular
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Guinea Porg @guineaporg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will go back to Lynx before I allow this on my machine.
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