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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾

@guiltycarnivore.bsky.social
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33yo. Wierd Disabled Trans Pervert. Lover Boy but i’m kind of a cranky bitch. profile pic by Kushbreth, banner by me

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hell yea depression is pumpkin flavored now @liminalclown-e.bsky.social · 3h
Hello critical survival goals Have hit a wall #mecfs #pem Haven’t been sent 💰 in over 24 hr Vulnerable, won’t survive w/o help Shares are life saving Pls read thread & send help linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #mutualaid #bipocma #homelesssky #marequest #helpsky #fundsky 💸💕 #helpfolkslive
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Help us rebuild & rehouse | Linktree
Unhoused 1.5 years. Chronically ill Black femme surviving with my cat. Aid keeps us safe indoors & I hope it’ll help us secure a permanent home too.
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Dr. Paula Bruno, Ph.D., L.Ac. @2heartswellness.bsky.social · 3h
Thinking about a tattoo but you have HSD/hEDS, MCAS, &/or POTS? Here's your blog post, zebra fam. #BlogPost #Tattoos #Inked #ChineseMedicine #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #EDS #hEDS #MCAS #HolisticHealth #SelfCare 💕 #Wellness
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Tattoos When You Have hEDS, MCAS, &/or POTS? (It’s Complicated)
Are you thinking about getting a tattoo?  One question that routinely pops up in online groups and on places like Reddit are questions about ink and EDS.  Is it a realistic option, will t…
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Princess in the Tower @apainprincess.bsky.social · 2h
“I have the motivation and determination to achieve awesome things; but I’m trapped in a body that will not allow me to physically manage them… I know many people with #chronicillness will relate to this, and I just wanted to say #YouAreNotAlone .” buff.ly/3qN6BEm
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 29m
Having not one but multiple disabilities that are terminal illnesses is such a heavy weight these days
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Smoke @vulpessmokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
✨️ sorry the words i have are not enough #furryart #furry #art #anthro #oc
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 07/10/2026
proof of payments I sent that took most of what I earned from vending this weekend u__u Any sales of digital zines help contribute to a trip to a zinefest! I am prepping zines tonight and packing ahead of time, thank you so much for sharing at 26/150 to 200 would keep me safe + fed on my travels
BCBSTX-noreply@bcbstx.com
	
1:05 AM (20 hours ago)
	
	
to me

	
Thank you for paying the premium on your Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas (BCBSTX) insurance policy. 

The payment details are:

Billing ID: *5644
Payment Amount: $168.86
Total Amount: $168.86
Payment Date: 10/6/2026 01:04 AM CT
Funding Source: (censored)
Confirmation Number: (censored)

We appreciate your business. 

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE – It is generated from a notification-only mailbox. A "Thanks for your payment of $100.00" email from Capitol One for my credit debt paid October 4th 2026
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spicyraeman @spicyraeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hello im finally back with bottom werewolf propaganda <3
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Reyn, Closet Cryptid @seethereyn.bsky.social · 14h
Hey y’all, let’s keep the momentum going. My partner has a week before it starts its move. Could use all the help we can get, please share around or donate if you can. ko-fi.com/megalobyte/g...
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doing doodle commissions again! Let me draw anything! ko-fi.com/heyheymomo/c...
Examples of doodles commissions I’ve drawn
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 20h
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 4h
My childhood like
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Kousen @kousenzephyr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know, sometimes certain dates have a way to enforce themselves... even if you're not dressed for the occasion ♉ Public release of a March reward on my Patreon!
Kous lamenting about missing mino march when suddenly it forces him into the form of a bull, mooing and tearing his clothes from the sudden growth, while simultaneously revealing he was going commando
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 9h
*waterboarding you* are you mad at me *shocking you with a car battery* do you like me or are you just pretending
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ros-sauce
You'll agonize for ages and ages over what to name your pet and then once you've lived with them for more than .2 seconds you're calling them things like "the fat one" and "stripes animal"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21h
kuttithevangu
It's comforting to think that when you're hurt in an emotional interaction it's because the other person Did Something to you but sometimes the other person is behaving fine and you got hurt because you've been hit with a long term status effect and you are taking -1 per turn regardless
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 4h
Good luck im so sorry ur in pain
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 20h
They make portable ones dont worry
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 20h
Ive had good luck with delta dental if you can snag a plan from them, made 10k plus in bills under 2k
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 20h
Ahcccs can be a beast but might still have dental provisions for “medically frail” clients and it might help to check if you qualify
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 20h
Finally finished this shitpost
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 20h
Lil baby🍉
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
living their best life
6 panel comic

P1: a crow stares at four chips/French fries, all laying on some grass

P2: the crow's head violently snaps forward, their whole beak engulfing the middle fry, with an audible SLAM

P3: a closeup of the crow, as they lift their prize from the ground, their eyes with a "no thoughts" look to them

P4: POV switches back to that of P1 & P2. The crow stands there with the line fry in their beak

P5: THOOM, WAM, BAM! the crow's head slams down on the remaining fries so quickly, that we see each action simultaneously

P6: POV is back on the crow's head again, their beak chockful of deliciousness
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if youre wondering how i spent my evening it was sculpting 20 new creatures so they could sing over the garden wall
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 06/10/2026
An autistic man has added an unnecessarily extensive disclaimer to a completely harmless perspective, sources have reported. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A man sits at a desk smiling as he writes on a piece of paper.
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Yfel @yfelaxel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
his biggest project #orufrey
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It makes sense when you realize that he's an omega in heat in real life and he is the only person unaware of the fact.
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Ruggy @ruggy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no one: absolutely no one: the little tom green that lives in my brain whether i want him to or not: DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't often speak of my time in the foster system, mostly because Those Who Know don't need to be told and anyone who doesn't will "But surely" you into endless rhetorical questions. This isn't prompted by anything in particular.
Shaq I sleep; real shit meme:
Top caption: My parents violate my human rights literally torture me every day" Shaq labeled CPS I sleep

Bottom caption: A poor woman is trying to raise her children without a husband; Shaq/CPS Real shit
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how the fuck do you spell borjwazeey
-carl marks
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fenrichaita
The problem with psychiatry and the broader mental health institution is that if the treatments make you worse, it is only ever considered a reason to double down on those treatments. No reasonable person or institution would ever believe that detaining people, resulting in them possibly losing their pets or jobs or homes while in detention, subjecting them to abuse, sexual violence, or forced drugging, then making them pay for it, would make someone less suicidal instead of more. And yet we still have psychiatric incarceration.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, I know that there's nerdy lore reasons for "why Gandalf can't use the eagles" and I would like to Yes, and to be like "The Eagles were union and demanded hazard pay. Meanwhile, Gandalf knows that you can just show up in the Shire, grab a few Hobbits and they're basically free" Synthesis
Flork "God's Free Dogs" comicFeeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always interesting when a questions answer leaves me with further questions Go on
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I must preface that I did not take this one either! It was an auto-save
Barret Wallace FF7r closeup with the trophy caption Make Mine Black [Referring to an Icon of a black Robed Figure
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As bribes right
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fuel @foxefuel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She *can* and *will* drink the whole can
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow! your pussy is so epic!
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly ur right
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
:))
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jail for baby
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Ruggy @ruggy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but i'm nowhere near- oh. like a drink. riiiight, right. i'll sip my tea to that.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/10/2026
"CEO says" take a shot
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Eggman’s Weed Guy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tophost.org/2026/corbin-... Vote for my mans 🫵
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Is Corbin Willmorth the Top Host?
Will Corbin Willmorth be a guest on an episode of On Air with Ryan Seacrest, win $25,000, and lead a podcast produced by iHeartRadio?
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Miss JayJay VA @missjayjayva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always good to seek a second opinion with business matters #nsfw #viceandviolence #orc #nsfwart #nsfwvoice Artist: @viceandviolence.bsky.social Kez the Orc: @misterjojova.bsky.social Ozzie/Waitress: Me @missjayjayva.bsky.social Edit: Me SFX: @opennsfwsp.bsky.social
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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