iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes

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the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse

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we did at least go outside some while social distancing:

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spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid

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cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions

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Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 28/05/2023

finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 26/05/2023

spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

i need an egg chair more than i’ve ever needed a chair

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

took the entire day off for TOTK and only just left the sky islands. this is already my game of the year

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

no more remakes until i get a murderbot tv series just give me a murderbot tv series i am begging u here

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

happy zelda release day to all who celebrate! my husband has said goodbye for the foreseeable future

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

Queen Charlotte features gay sex and the main characters hate fuck on every even day of the month. the bridgerton folks have figured out their audience (me)

Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

*opens app* *sees goatse posting* *closes app*

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

blueberry almond lemon loaf cake

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

good morning and happy sunday

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

gonna get baked and watch everyone’s favorite family comedy, The Lighthouse

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

*nervously* will someone tell me what “tpot” is

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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 04/05/2023

"i could fix him" big whoop. i could psychologically destroy him with a single home-cooked meal

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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

I love how people keep finding ways to break the app and then tagging the devs like a cat gifting it's beloved caretaker a dead bird

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

i’m loving how much fun AOC is having on bluesky. she deserves to enjoy posting for once

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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 02/05/2023

Solidarity with WGA workers, duh

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 02/05/2023

📢 iOS users! The app update with blocking has finally passed review! It should be available now

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

spot the difference: i wrapped my nervous dog in a blanket while the roomba maps our house

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

miso chicken and garlic stir-fried spinach 😌

Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

update from the Normal Site: twitter found this post “hasn’t broken their policies”

Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

cult of the lamb is an adorable game. animal crossing meets hades. i waited too long to play it

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

waking up to this gloomy ass day after spending all day in the sun

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Christie @guccimanes.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

the vibes are impeccable today

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan

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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

It’s always “a higher minimum wage hurts small businesses” but never “making employers pay for employees healthcare hurts small businesses” Single-payer healthcare would tremendously HELP small businesses, as well as allow people to start new businesses without losing healthcare.

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i ordered a roomba. completely expecting it to change my entire life. the post-roomba era

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Love and Death on hbo is engineered in a lab specifically for my interests (raised nominally methodist in texas) and Elizabeth Olsen/Jesse Plemons are always incredible to watch

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what makes imdb dot com think i will EVER install the imdb app

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