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GreenSwizzleWooster

@gswooster.bsky.social
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Wodehouse, Cake, Art, Theatre, Films, Football, and Sumo. What noisy cats are we.

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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah exactly!
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20h
All of it or just a boner part?
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gubernatorial is such an odd word - always crops up a lot in American election season and it never fails to look out of place.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mary Mary' Vase by UK ceramics artist Kitty Shepherd #Womensart
Ceramic vase with white large dots and simple flower motifs, the vase rests on a grey surface and is against a grey background
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the new Private Eye
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is beautifully done, and 'The Purity of the Turf' is a fabulous follow up 😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A few more snippets. 'An extraordinarily fine trial gallop at a mothers' meeting over at Badgwick' always has me wheezing 😅
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😊😊😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Urgh, that's rubbish 😔. Hope you get a bit of respite soon.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Great Sermon handicap is a contest of how long each Vicar will preach their sermon on a given Sunday - to make it sporting, a handicap system is employed to give those who are short and snappy in the pulpit a fighting chance 😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😅 the previous chapter is actually called 'Bingo has a bad Goodwood' too
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Convinced Cuthbert and Dibble in the Trumpton fire service were inspired by the name on page 2 here. #wodehouse
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still hurts as well 😔
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😊😊
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of year again when we need to remind National Trust members that Restore Trust is a dark-money funded right-wing astroturfing entryist outfit. Please vote, and vote for literally anyone else.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Handed you the mitten' is my all time favourite phrase for being dumped 😅😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are doing quite well on bookshops again after a bit of a drop in recent years - there is a new one opened in the old tourist info office too and it's huge!
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday, V 🎉🎂
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*in **stone's throw 🙄 maybe i DO need to spend more time in bookshops!
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Revisiting a gem this week. 'The Great Sermon Handicap' and 'The Purity of the Turf' may be my favourite two back to back chapters/stories in the English language. Glorious. #Wodehouse p.s. if if #York, toddle along to The Little Apple bookshop, a fabulous place and a stones throw from the Minster.
The Inimitable Jeeves, a book by PG Wodehouse. The cover depicts a young boy in a waistcoat and tie landing in some water. Two shadowy figures, 1 woman and 1 man are on a curved bridge behind him, the woman appears shocked whole the man's position suggests he might well have pushed him in.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sent a mail saying 'looking forward to Tuesday porning' 😅 Well, you've got to live haven't you?
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
946 on maptap
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Young Cowboy Boy Dancing on Stage
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Christmas Vacation
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😅 South America is usually good for me. As soon as we get into any of the 'Stans' i'm toast 😬....i'm always in the ball park but the specifics of which is where will always be a mystery.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
899.....bizarrely best two were the final two. Ah, well.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anything in the 900s is great in my book. I will NOT be sharing my score today 😅.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jerry Orbach was so great in Law & Order, watching a random episode while i have my lunch and he is irresistibly good.
Jerry Orbach in Law & Order - he wears a suit and patterned tie and has a smart coat turned up at the collar over them.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horrible lot.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glasgow has an amazing number of plaques and memorial, with many different designs, but this is one of my favourites. I especially like the shape and the sculpted hand. Cont./ #glasgow #memorial #williamprimrose #plaque #viola
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😅
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robert Robinson sporting some extraordinary hair here on Call my Bluff on BBC4 at the mo.
Robert Robinson sat at a desk in front of a microphone. He wears a dark suit and tie.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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David Brown @davidebrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some classic Miss Marple at Riverside Studios, including props and photos brought by Joan Hickson’s granddaughter. Just amazing. #MissMarple
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh i bet this was ace! 😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😅
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol, someone is freaking out at me because a system in another country that i have no control over (i don't even have a login for it) is down. Getting quite angry in fact. I suggest you help yourself to a selection from my tin of fucks.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Painting by John Singer Sargent ‘Staircase in Capri’ 1878. Oil on canvas. Measurements 81.7 x 46.4 cm. Phenomenal portrayal of light.
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Play School birthday! You, Brian, and Derek were such a huge part of a load of our lives growing up, thank you for it all. Probably my first crush too! 😊
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I suppose technically he is right if 'we' refers to himself and his billionaire associates - everyone else is fucked, mind.
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Onosato very emotional! Good to see him back & winning, i'm not a fan of Yokozuna completely dominating sumo so have enjoyed the variety of the last year or so - but they need to perform as Yokozuna so great for the sport. Fujinokawa with a Jun-Yūshō and 11-4 , what a great tournament he had! #sumo
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Sumo Replays @sumoreplays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Aki2026 Day 14 Ozeki Kirishima (7-6) vs Ozeki Aonishiki (10-3) [ #sumo | #相撲 ]
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Wolf! 🐺
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤
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Dog's Disgusted Reaction to Food
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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And, thanks 😊
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