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Barry ......🤫

@grumpyoldraver.bsky.social
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Not as old as I look but getting close. Interested in a bit of this & a bit of that. #SaintsFC supporter. Left leaning introvert.

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, I see it's that time of year to mostly avoid terrestrial tv & remember which people to talk at work, so as not to get bored to death about so called celebrities 🙄🤦🖕
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A week with our cat/demon : Hairball deposited outside bedroom door x2 Shit outside litter box & arse walked across floor in an intricate pattern Went to jump on son's back, missed,large scratches from top of head to jawline - 3hr drop in centre wait, wounds cleaned,strong dose of antibiotics 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well,that was an enjoyable day at the football! 👌 Fully expected a tough 1-1, especially after the poor start but we suddenly woke up & realised you have to work hard to create chances to play our style. Larin was superb, Leo near his best again & great to see Fellows finally score! #SaintsFC
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just seen someone get very irate & have an argument with a robotic cleaner 🙄 Was a bit 1 sided tbh. Cleaner just repeats 2/3 phrases. Didn't know wether to laugh or cry at the ridiculousness of it tbh 🤔
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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 27/08/2026
Japan's 'polka dot queen' artist Yayoi Kusama dies aged 97. One of the world's most celebrated contemporary artists, Kusama channelled hallucinations and trauma into vibrant art featuring her trademark dots, nets and infinity motifs over a career spanning decades u.afp.com/SVY4
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll
Photo of the beach at Swanage on a sunny day
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The plinky- plonky flamenco music has returned at work 🤦 Who ever picked it deserves a swift kick in the balls 🤬
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Still think a national programme of DMT or MEO administration would sort out a lot of our problems 🤔 Maybe start at any gathering of Reform followers or just any Wetherspoons for full impact. Try still being a cunt after you've melted into another dimension & lived a lifetime of experiences
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How's my day going? We'll, so far I've been told: Solar panels are to blame for our hotter summers. Unions never achieved anything. The NHS is a waste of time. Climate change is due to the lack of smog clouds caused by burning fossil fuels Boats/Immigrants are to blame - *insert nonsense of choice
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't like the look of the plant the Mother in Law planted a few weeks ago. I swear it's moved since this morning 🤔
An alien looking large plant.
Called a trifle or something similar. 

*Triffid
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The daily audio torture emanating from the work P.A has been ramped up with Flamenco style music/covers 😫 I don't give a fuck if it adds a "summery feel" to the place, it sounds horrendous
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Never been to Nandos. Couldn't give a fuck if it's cheeky or not
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Met my spirit animal at Monkey World today
A Wooly Monkey, dozing in the sun at Monkey World
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hot chicken sign
Hot,tasty,succulent and ready when you are
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Went to watch The Odyssey with my lad earlier. After all the fuss from arseholes,my big issue was with English actors using Septic accents 🙄 Really enjoyed it, highly recommend it. Didn't notice the near 3hr runtime at all.
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Exciting news at work this morning! The autonomous floor cleaner has reappeared again to cause chaos among the simple folk. 1 commentary i overheard was at least it's 1 less foreigner working here 🤬 Fucking cunts 😤
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We played right into their hands, just sitting back with multiple defenders not picking up players 🙄 🤦‍♂️ Tuchel fucked it right up. Wouldn't be so bad if they weren't a bunch of class less cunts
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We have new autonomous floor cleaners at work, which have amused my easily pleased colleagues no end 🤦‍♂️ It's like watching Chimpanzee reacting to something new in their enclosure. A mixture of fear & toal confusion 😄
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey Day to all who celebrate!
Someone in a library dressed in a furry ape suit in rainbow colours. The creature has nipples, and sports a smooth plastic phallus between its legs
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not a bad day watching my lads graduation ceremony 😊 Proud Dad of a recipient of a 1st in Film Production 👏 The Guildhall was an absolute oven today. I was sweating as much as I did at the old Fusion raves back in 92/93 🥵
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Been in a right grump today, tired & nagging headache, so I'm going to watch the highlights from last night to cheer me up 😊
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yassss! Wtaf is happening? 🤣🤣🤣
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Decided to wear shorts into work today. A a female colleague said my legs look like Mini Milk thats been dropped in a dogs bed. Thanks 😕
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Today,the lure of AC made me stay on after my shift had ended for the 1st time in ages. Mind you,walking outside afterwards felt like walking into a sauna & the bus was unbearable 🥵
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And now a card from the cat,ffs! 🤦‍♂️🙄 Cheesy but oh,so true #FathersDay
Card from my cat
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Well, my lad's nothing but predictable 😄 #SaintsFC #FathersDay
Card featuring the Spygate spy text "with a little helpful Southampton... we've heard you're the best Dad!"
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Twice this week I've used a taxi & both times the drivers have been very talkative 😕 The first one was a Ronaldo super fan ,saying he deserved to win the World Cup and the 2nd ticked every far right stereotype going 🤬 I'll take the bus next time 🙄
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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mackenzie Crook’s magical suburban folk tale, #SmallProphets published by #PenguinBooks and #PuffinBooks down the years. A 🧵 1/
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The lad is moving back after 2yrs at Uni,so clearing out old furniture in his room. So far we found 2 mugs, 3 teaspoons, £13.56 in loose change & some dodgy looking socks 🤦‍♂️
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 05/06/2026
"Look, we don't know what that small child had done to provoke the beloved robot"
Fiona Bruce acting with fairness and balance as usual
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Yeah,nothing says Save The Kids more than rioting in a neighborhood full of them, stuck indoors terrified of the feral twats outside 🤦‍♂️🖕 #FarageRiots
A scene of rubble on a road,in front of a smashed up car parked outside a home, after the Farage Riots in Southampton. On the rubble lies a placard saying save our kids,below a union flag
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Mr Bumpton 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @ivorbumpton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ive had a migraine,so just caught up with the footage from lasts night racist,far right protest in my city. Low IQ thugs using the murder of a young man to vent their pent up anger at things they don't truly understand. Just fuck off! Fuck Farage & Fuck the lot of them cunts!
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
On this day in 1965, the sport of cycling banned performance-enhancing drugs. Why, in those far-off, innocent, pre-Lance Armstrong times, had they need of such measures? Well, because everyone in the Tour de France was off their bollocks on speed, of course... 🧵
French magazine: L’Histoire du Tour ’65. Image shows men riding bikes, one with a yellow jersey
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
2nd shower of rain so far today. Both times I've just walked indoors just as it started Both times I wished I'd stayed outside
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's currently 31° C in my bedroom 🥵 Really regretting taking up the Government offer of free full insulation tbh 😕 #SatansGooch
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Currently at my parents doing cat sitting duties while they're away. Kept thinking wtf's all that noise outside, then remembered they're very close to the Ageas 🤦‍♂️ Explains all the traffic cones along the roads as well 🙄
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just went outside to get a 99 from the icecream van. Usually the missus or the lad goes,hence my surprise at the massive variety being sold now 😳 Could hardly see the fella past all the stickers of 99's ,lollies, sundae concoctions, waffles & cakes ! 🍦🍨🍰🧇
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just seen the result 🐯
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Green Bean Bunny's Angry Face
Alt: The Grinch Animated SmugFace
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
List your 5 biggest childhood traumas (not too grim) 1. Living in a Village during the Miners Strike 2. A riot between Miners & Gypsies outside my house 3. Watership Down & The Plague Dogs 4. The building site Public Information film 5. A cousin severing an artery retrieving a cricket ball
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Woke up earlier with a migraine on top of my newly acquired Hay-fever 😒 50yrs on the planet, why bother me now ffs! Think the day will be spent mooching about, avoiding any football
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Currently feeling very nostalgic, watching a video of a man trying to break an anti-theft lock off his Fiesta RS Turbo. Anything more than 10-15 seconds is very amateur #Ford #90s
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Phew! Better 2nd half but still below par imo. I seem to say this most games for us,that players not been at there best but we manage to get a result 🤔 Maybe I'm too critical but imagine if everyone played to their full ability 🤷🏻‍♂️ Anyway,onto Tuesday 👍 #SaintsFC
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Jesus that was a tough watch! Our normal low block in affect but fuck me I didn't expect it to be for the whole half! Awful ball retention from any of our front 4 not helping at all. #SaintsFC
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mate sent me this earlier. AI bollox but would be ultimate wind up on Tuesday 😂
Mock up of a football tifo across Northam stand of Finn Azaz with hands cupped as binoculars, surrounded by Eye Spy with My Little Eye
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Using the Burger King font to say Cuntface Farage,  Fuck Reform
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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's FA Cup Semi Final Day. Up The Saints! #SaintsFC
Peter Shilton stood infront of a massive wall of Saints fans at Highbury in the 84 FA Cup Semi Final
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It’s also the 83rd anniversary of Bicycle Day, when “Albert Hofmann, a chemist for Sandoz, in Basel, Switzerland, ingested a minute amount — just 250 micrograms — of a compound derived from the ergot fungus” and cycled home, tripping his tits off
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Tripping in LSD's Birthplace: A Story for "Bicycle Day"
After consuming magic mushrooms in Basel, Switzerland, I ran into Albert Hofmann, the chemist who catalyzed the psychedelic era.
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