Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ah, I see it's that time of year to mostly avoid terrestrial tv & remember which people to talk at work, so as not to get bored to death about so called celebrities 🙄🤦🖕 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A week with our cat/demon : Hairball deposited outside bedroom door x2 Shit outside litter box & arse walked across floor in an intricate pattern Went to jump on son's back, missed,large scratches from top of head to jawline - 3hr drop in centre wait, wounds cleaned,strong dose of antibiotics 🙄🤷🏻♂️ 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Well,that was an enjoyable day at the football! 👌 Fully expected a tough 1-1, especially after the poor start but we suddenly woke up & realised you have to work hard to create chances to play our style. Larin was superb, Leo near his best again & great to see Fellows finally score! #SaintsFC 070
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just seen someone get very irate & have an argument with a robotic cleaner 🙄 Was a bit 1 sided tbh. Cleaner just repeats 2/3 phrases. Didn't know wether to laugh or cry at the ridiculousness of it tbh 🤔 100
Reposted by Barry ......🤫AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 27/08/2026Japan's 'polka dot queen' artist Yayoi Kusama dies aged 97. One of the world's most celebrated contemporary artists, Kusama channelled hallucinations and trauma into vibrant art featuring her trademark dots, nets and infinity motifs over a career spanning decades u.afp.com/SVY4 413453
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The plinky- plonky flamenco music has returned at work 🤦 Who ever picked it deserves a swift kick in the balls 🤬 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Still think a national programme of DMT or MEO administration would sort out a lot of our problems 🤔 Maybe start at any gathering of Reform followers or just any Wetherspoons for full impact. Try still being a cunt after you've melted into another dimension & lived a lifetime of experiences 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How's my day going? We'll, so far I've been told: Solar panels are to blame for our hotter summers. Unions never achieved anything. The NHS is a waste of time. Climate change is due to the lack of smog clouds caused by burning fossil fuels Boats/Immigrants are to blame - *insert nonsense of choice 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Don't like the look of the plant the Mother in Law planted a few weeks ago. I swear it's moved since this morning 🤔 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The daily audio torture emanating from the work P.A has been ramped up with Flamenco style music/covers 😫 I don't give a fuck if it adds a "summery feel" to the place, it sounds horrendous 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Never been to Nandos. Couldn't give a fuck if it's cheeky or not 100
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Went to watch The Odyssey with my lad earlier. After all the fuss from arseholes,my big issue was with English actors using Septic accents 🙄 Really enjoyed it, highly recommend it. Didn't notice the near 3hr runtime at all. 100
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Exciting news at work this morning! The autonomous floor cleaner has reappeared again to cause chaos among the simple folk. 1 commentary i overheard was at least it's 1 less foreigner working here 🤬 Fucking cunts 😤 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We played right into their hands, just sitting back with multiple defenders not picking up players 🙄 🤦♂️ Tuchel fucked it right up. Wouldn't be so bad if they weren't a bunch of class less cunts 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We have new autonomous floor cleaners at work, which have amused my easily pleased colleagues no end 🤦♂️ It's like watching Chimpanzee reacting to something new in their enclosure. A mixture of fear & toal confusion 😄 000
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Happy Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey Day to all who celebrate! 611222
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Not a bad day watching my lads graduation ceremony 😊 Proud Dad of a recipient of a 1st in Film Production 👏 The Guildhall was an absolute oven today. I was sweating as much as I did at the old Fusion raves back in 92/93 🥵 120
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Been in a right grump today, tired & nagging headache, so I'm going to watch the highlights from last night to cheer me up 😊 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Decided to wear shorts into work today. A a female colleague said my legs look like Mini Milk thats been dropped in a dogs bed. Thanks 😕 250
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Today,the lure of AC made me stay on after my shift had ended for the 1st time in ages. Mind you,walking outside afterwards felt like walking into a sauna & the bus was unbearable 🥵 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And now a card from the cat,ffs! 🤦♂️🙄 Cheesy but oh,so true #FathersDay 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Well, my lad's nothing but predictable 😄 #SaintsFC #FathersDay 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Twice this week I've used a taxi & both times the drivers have been very talkative 😕 The first one was a Ronaldo super fan ,saying he deserved to win the World Cup and the 2nd ticked every far right stereotype going 🤬 I'll take the bus next time 🙄 000
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Mackenzie Crook’s magical suburban folk tale, #SmallProphets published by #PenguinBooks and #PuffinBooks down the years. A 🧵 1/ 27771298
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026He lives in a pineapple under the sea. 8295242389
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The lad is moving back after 2yrs at Uni,so clearing out old furniture in his room. So far we found 2 mugs, 3 teaspoons, £13.56 in loose change & some dodgy looking socks 🤦♂️ 000
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 05/06/2026"Look, we don't know what that small child had done to provoke the beloved robot" 24575143
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Yeah,nothing says Save The Kids more than rioting in a neighborhood full of them, stuck indoors terrified of the feral twats outside 🤦♂️🖕 #FarageRiots 110
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ive had a migraine,so just caught up with the footage from lasts night racist,far right protest in my city. Low IQ thugs using the murder of a young man to vent their pent up anger at things they don't truly understand. Just fuck off! Fuck Farage & Fuck the lot of them cunts! 040
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/06/2026On this day in 1965, the sport of cycling banned performance-enhancing drugs. Why, in those far-off, innocent, pre-Lance Armstrong times, had they need of such measures? Well, because everyone in the Tour de France was off their bollocks on speed, of course... 🧵 417544
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 28/05/20262nd shower of rain so far today. Both times I've just walked indoors just as it started Both times I wished I'd stayed outside 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It's currently 31° C in my bedroom 🥵 Really regretting taking up the Government offer of free full insulation tbh 😕 #SatansGooch 100
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Currently at my parents doing cat sitting duties while they're away. Kept thinking wtf's all that noise outside, then remembered they're very close to the Ageas 🤦♂️ Explains all the traffic cones along the roads as well 🙄 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Just went outside to get a 99 from the icecream van. Usually the missus or the lad goes,hence my surprise at the massive variety being sold now 😳 Could hardly see the fella past all the stickers of 99's ,lollies, sundae concoctions, waffles & cakes ! 🍦🍨🍰🧇 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Just seen the result 🐯static.klipy.comGreen Bean Bunny's Angry FaceAlt: The Grinch Animated SmugFace 020
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026List your 5 biggest childhood traumas (not too grim) 1. Living in a Village during the Miners Strike 2. A riot between Miners & Gypsies outside my house 3. Watership Down & The Plague Dogs 4. The building site Public Information film 5. A cousin severing an artery retrieving a cricket ball 010
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Woke up earlier with a migraine on top of my newly acquired Hay-fever 😒 50yrs on the planet, why bother me now ffs! Think the day will be spent mooching about, avoiding any football 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Currently feeling very nostalgic, watching a video of a man trying to break an anti-theft lock off his Fiesta RS Turbo. Anything more than 10-15 seconds is very amateur #Ford #90s 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Phew! Better 2nd half but still below par imo. I seem to say this most games for us,that players not been at there best but we manage to get a result 🤔 Maybe I'm too critical but imagine if everyone played to their full ability 🤷🏻♂️ Anyway,onto Tuesday 👍 #SaintsFC 030
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Jesus that was a tough watch! Our normal low block in affect but fuck me I didn't expect it to be for the whole half! Awful ball retention from any of our front 4 not helping at all. #SaintsFC 030
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Mate sent me this earlier. AI bollox but would be ultimate wind up on Tuesday 😂 000
Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It's FA Cup Semi Final Day. Up The Saints! #SaintsFC 230
Reposted by Barry ......🤫Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It’s also the 83rd anniversary of Bicycle Day, when “Albert Hofmann, a chemist for Sandoz, in Basel, Switzerland, ingested a minute amount — just 250 micrograms — of a compound derived from the ergot fungus” and cycled home, tripping his tits offscientificamerican.comTripping in LSD's Birthplace: A Story for "Bicycle Day"After consuming magic mushrooms in Basel, Switzerland, I ran into Albert Hofmann, the chemist who catalyzed the psychedelic era. 1215