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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

40 odd years ago, anything below Fair Isle was the South for me 😄

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anything above Winchester is the North.

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Actually, it's usually craft beer, continental beer or cider down here mush 👍

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ah, I see it's that time of year to mostly avoid terrestrial tv & remember which people to talk at work, so as not to get bored to death about so called celebrities 🙄🤦🖕

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A week with our cat/demon : Hairball deposited outside bedroom door x2 Shit outside litter box & arse walked across floor in an intricate pattern Went to jump on son's back, missed,large scratches from top of head to jawline - 3hr drop in centre wait, wounds cleaned,strong dose of antibiotics 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wow,great line up 😮 Saw the Orb 92 or 93? I remember we did Sterns & Empire Club same weekend, then straight to work Monday.

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was just going to say this. My Grans went on for 2 day's, after which I woke up in a pink bath, with a takeaway lasagne as my pillow

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thick, Nazi Skates. Not surprised in the slightest 🙄

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Like most places in town,I think went in a couple of times & that was enough. Wonder where away fans will end up now?

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Well,that was an enjoyable day at the football! 👌 Fully expected a tough 1-1, especially after the poor start but we suddenly woke up & realised you have to work hard to create chances to play our style. Larin was superb, Leo near his best again & great to see Fellows finally score! #SaintsFC

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just seen someone get very irate & have an argument with a robotic cleaner 🙄 Was a bit 1 sided tbh. Cleaner just repeats 2/3 phrases. Didn't know wether to laugh or cry at the ridiculousness of it tbh 🤔

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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 27/08/2026

Japan's 'polka dot queen' artist Yayoi Kusama dies aged 97. One of the world's most celebrated contemporary artists, Kusama channelled hallucinations and trauma into vibrant art featuring her trademark dots, nets and infinity motifs over a career spanning decades u.afp.com/SVY4

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll

Photo of the beach at Swanage on a sunny day

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Seen that loads & never noticed 😂 I use this 👇 to annoying Reform morons 😉

Farage's smug face imposed onto the Pepto Bismol bloke

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We'll that's this week's brainstorm sorted 🤦 Thanks 😁

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The plinky- plonky flamenco music has returned at work 🤦 Who ever picked it deserves a swift kick in the balls 🤬

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

No, I don't like butter. I like crumpets smothered in jam or peanut butter. Which I then dunk in my tea/coffee, like an extra thick digestive

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If only i was so easy to impress them,all the time 😉 Last week in Swanage I spent £10 winning the Wife 2 keyrings, which the cat destroyed within an hour of getting home 🙄😂

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I've always said, if I win the lottery I'm having an arcade with the 2p & 10p machines in my house 👍 Sad bugger 😂

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Still think a national programme of DMT or MEO administration would sort out a lot of our problems 🤔 Maybe start at any gathering of Reform followers or just any Wetherspoons for full impact. Try still being a cunt after you've melted into another dimension & lived a lifetime of experiences

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How's my day going? We'll, so far I've been told: Solar panels are to blame for our hotter summers. Unions never achieved anything. The NHS is a waste of time. Climate change is due to the lack of smog clouds caused by burning fossil fuels Boats/Immigrants are to blame - *insert nonsense of choice

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Don't like the look of the plant the Mother in Law planted a few weeks ago. I swear it's moved since this morning 🤔

An alien looking large plant.
Called a trifle or something similar.

*Triffid

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The daily audio torture emanating from the work P.A has been ramped up with Flamenco style music/covers 😫 I don't give a fuck if it adds a "summery feel" to the place, it sounds horrendous

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Divum Mubama EngU21 striker. Was on loan at Stoke last year. Think he got 5/6 goals. He's scored a few in pre-season & Pep was raving about his movement in the box & pressing

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I think all the hype & fucking annoying cheeky bollox put me off

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Never been to Nandos. Couldn't give a fuck if it's cheeky or not

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Thanks 👍 Not seen this before,love maps & globes, so I've just signed up. I got 947 😊

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Does the turnip headed prick actually think he's on the side of any resistance? 😳🤦🤣🤣

static.klipy.com

Squidward Throws Away His Brain

Alt: Squidward Throws Away His Brain

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Met my spirit animal at Monkey World today

A Wooly Monkey, dozing in the sun at Monkey World

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I identify as a twat as well then. The bloke was a grade 1 wrong -un

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Load of overhyped crap. I like quick,aggressive play but all the razzmatazz bollox is cringe as fuck

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My go-to on a rainy day was an Atlas. I'd spend hours pouring over the pages

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Yep, this is spot on. I still cringe at the memory of my A Level Geography teacher jokingly asking where South Africa was on a map & I was the only 1 who could answer 🤦

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Careful,people get very protective about... (insert persons favourite sport/ excuse to drink)

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The house next door is a rental & for the last 10yrs we've either had gay couples or East Europeans there,much to the shock/horror of the Mother Inlaw 🙄 I make a point of loudly asking her views on both demographics whenever we're in the garden, within easy earshot 😁

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Lucky/unlucky for him he'd been assaulted by a customer,pushed down some stairs & needed 50 stitches in his head 😳

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My Uncles made more from duty free than wages 😄 I used to spend the day on board sometimes,going back & forth, Dover to Calais. My Uncle was meant to be on the Herald of Free Enterprise when it capsized but was off sick

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I never went on one, much to my annoyance 😤 I had 6 Uncles working on the Channel ferries at 1 point so used to go on them loads.

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

As a nipper, I lived in Dover for awhile & used to love watching the SR-N4 coming & going. You had to be careful with the blast from the prop & the noise was deafening

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Was my lads 2nd time this week,he's going to the Imax in Bristol on Monday to watch it again. Recent Film Production graduate,so right up his street. Always difficult watching an adaptation of a loved story. Seemingly small changes can make all the difference sometimes

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Went to watch The Odyssey with my lad earlier. After all the fuss from arseholes,my big issue was with English actors using Septic accents 🙄 Really enjoyed it, highly recommend it. Didn't notice the near 3hr runtime at all.

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Exciting news at work this morning! The autonomous floor cleaner has reappeared again to cause chaos among the simple folk. 1 commentary i overheard was at least it's 1 less foreigner working here 🤬 Fucking cunts 😤

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Usual clusterfuck from Saints 😄 The wording seemed to indicate a lesser punishment or I think it would've mentioned appealing the decision 🤔

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Another Argie that'll be paying tax that helps fund the administration of the Falklands 👍

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Barry ......🤫 @grumpyoldraver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The cheapest alternative in Superdrug would've been Superdugs own branded spray 🤔 Lynx is not that far off Nivea prices 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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