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Grumpy of Norwood

@grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social
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Inventor of the Flat White coffee, circa 1981. Where are my royalties?

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof… either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He's baaaaaaaaack...
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#GetTrumpMemes Here are some more memes wot I made, and they're FREE! derekandkong.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-...
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The Ever Increasing Gallery of Trump Pics I Have Made.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wordle 1,304 3/6* ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Snap!
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Wordle 1,298 2/6* 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (showing off)
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I've never seen anyone with less ruth than he.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Graphic and visual conformity across all areas is the hallmark of a successful brand
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I was watching something set in 300BC, and I thought, how fun it must have been to have years that counted down. "Happy 300BC!" "Happy 299BC!" "Happy 298BC!" By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable! "HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1… "HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I have a range of stamps he can sell
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This cat can not only hack your wifi, it can pick up signals from space
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The smarter technology gets, the more stupid people thrive
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
2026: Greenland Reacts
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
THAT, I thought, gawping at the girl in front of me in the queue at the checkout, is a dress even Kelly Bundy would hesitate to wear in public. Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop. #BahHumbug
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Bloody hell! 🤯
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
#LifeTips To avoid hangovers, drink enough to wake up still a little bit drunk.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Please explain for the sake of an ignorant Australian
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
They seem mutually compatible to me
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Here's a nice graphic you might want to use. #AntiTrump
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Whereas Trump & Musk sounds like a gambling den with strippers.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Ballroom Blitz will be in there. It always is.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Happens all the time! 😜
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
What would be the point otherwise? It often feels like an author is spending too much time describing a new character or location, but without such detail you couldn't create the visual representation you need straight away to immerse yourself in the story.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Naughty but keeping a lookout anywayz!
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I will not touch the Weird Random Christmassy Thing…
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong …portrait #BetweenCats #Goodies #KittenKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Fine. So I might be feeling a bit fucking festive n shit. Deal. #BahHumbug #MashUp youtu.be/hgnxxTECLBo?...
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Don't Stop Christmas Now - (Mariah Carey, Queen) - Mashup
YouTube video by Exightly
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This triggers the same happiness gland that the QI Christmas show theme does. #BahHumbug #MashUp youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...
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Mariah Manson - "All I Want For Christmas is the Beautiful People"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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