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Grumpy of Norwood

@grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social
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Inventor of the Flat White coffee, circa 1981. Where are my royalties?

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He's baaaaaaaaack...
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Graphic and visual conformity across all areas is the hallmark of a successful brand
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I have a range of stamps he can sell
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
2026: Greenland Reacts
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Here's a nice graphic you might want to use. #AntiTrump
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And here it is your #MomentOfKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Naughty but keeping a lookout anywayz!
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I will not touch the Weird Random Christmassy Thing…
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong #BetweenCats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And here it is, your #MomentOfKong …portrait #BetweenCats #Goodies #KittenKong
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Why is she dressed like a penguin feeder at Marineland? #F1
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dystrumpia 47 #Trump #Trump47
Number 47 stylised to look like a swastika. Black numbers on white circle against red background.
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hmmm… I already have this nifty logo for 45 but 47 presents something of a challenge. Can't we just keep calling him 45? No? Maybe? OK, I'm working on it. #trump
stylised number 45 made to look like swastika
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ugly Fruit
Lemon that looks like a bum with teats
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
"A dozen slices of bacon, cut from that piece please." *Points at large lump of bacon* Deli counter woman puts plastic bag on hand and shoves it into a container of diced ham. "No, not the ham, the bacon… next to that." *Points harder* "How many slice?" "A dozen." Confused look. "Twelve."
13 slices of bacon laid out as if for a presentation platter
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Is it just me who reads "bsky" as "banksy"?
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Particularly grumpy this morning - there's been noisy goings on since 3am. It's Norwood Christmas Pageant day. I daresay these tintinnabulating bastards will be here later... #NorwoodPageant
Morris Men being attacked by chainsaw from the game DOOM
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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Seems YouTube Music never watched Southpark. Not a frequency I want in bed...
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