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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof… either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Graphic and visual conformity across all areas is the hallmark of a successful brand

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

And here it is your #MomentOfKong

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I was watching something set in 300BC, and I thought, how fun it must have been to have years that counted down. "Happy 300BC!" "Happy 299BC!" "Happy 298BC!" By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable! "HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1… "HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The smarter technology gets, the more stupid people thrive

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

THAT, I thought, gawping at the girl in front of me in the queue at the checkout, is a dress even Kelly Bundy would hesitate to wear in public. Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop. #BahHumbug

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

#LifeTips To avoid hangovers, drink enough to wake up still a little bit drunk.

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Explain this, humankind

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I will not touch the Weird Random Christmassy Thing…

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Microwave Mug Puddings: A thing not to be attempted without a recipe. Again.

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Why is she dressed like a penguin feeder at Marineland? #F1

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hmmm… I already have this nifty logo for 45 but 47 presents something of a challenge. Can't we just keep calling him 45? No? Maybe? OK, I'm working on it. #trump

stylised number 45 made to look like swastika

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I don't know if this is a vision or mental issue. Feels like a dream but I'm awake, sometimes in bed, usually on the toilet. I close my eyes and, instead of the usual empty red, I can still see the room at about 25%. Unlike an after-image, I can look around. There's ominous smoke filling the space.

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My Client Who Phones Me To Tell Me He's Sent Me An Email just phoned me to acknowledge that I called and left him a message but he's driving and will listen to it when he gets back to his office in about 10 minutes.

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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

But... eggs are too expensive, right? "Banality of Evil"

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

"A dozen slices of bacon, cut from that piece please." *Points at large lump of bacon* Deli counter woman puts plastic bag on hand and shoves it into a container of diced ham. "No, not the ham, the bacon… next to that." *Points harder* "How many slice?" "A dozen." Confused look. "Twelve."

13 slices of bacon laid out as if for a presentation platter

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef #DadJoke

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I suppose if we HAVE to have fucking Christmas carols, one could do worse than this version of this one… Annie Lennox - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlsJ...

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Annie Lennox - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If someone told me that I could be my best self, I'd probably hit them

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Is it just me who reads "bsky" as "banksy"?

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Particularly grumpy this morning - there's been noisy goings on since 3am. It's Norwood Christmas Pageant day. I daresay these tintinnabulating bastards will be here later... #NorwoodPageant

Morris Men being attacked by chainsaw from the game DOOM

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Grumpy of Norwood @grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Seems YouTube Music never watched Southpark. Not a frequency I want in bed...

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