Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s almost like… College Greek orgs are, I dunno… Fucking terrible? The absolute fucking worst? The most powerful organized & accepted elite white supremacist networks in the US? A scourge created by the rich so they can have an excuse for only having rich friends too? Why do they still exist? 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me when it’s October 1:static.klipy.comMeryl Streep's Enthusiastic CheerAlt: Meryl Streep at the Oscars, several years ago, both hands cupped around her mouth like a megaphone, fucking HOLLERING because it’s OCTOBER FIRST WELCOME TO THE BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSS 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yoooooooooooooooo what’s a girl gotta do around here to become an interdimensional cosmic being? (Asking for a friend) 011
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been having a bit shit of a time the last few months, BUT! If you or someone you love is having a rough day/week/month/year/life I cannot recommend Dolly’s incredible, joyous cover of “Peace Train” with LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO from 1996 enough to everyone #dollyparton youtu.be/7Cj5YxsuxrU?...youtu.bePeace Train/Isitimela Sokuthula: Dolly Parton (feat. Ladysmith Black Mambazo)YouTube video by Dolly Parton HD 000
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me when my gorgeous angel baby husband brings me a little treat from the store 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Y’all, this Yorkshire man probably thinks Cholula hot sauce is a bioweapon and can’t pronounce “taco” correctly. My brother in Dolly, the best y’all could come up with over there is a pudding, and it isn’t even *actual* pudding. (See how nicely “y’all” works in both such cases?) 030
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So mad at myself for taking so long, but I finally started on this 600-pg behemoth catalog of 52 of Dolly’s 60+ albums. I’m listening to each album in order as I read; it’s been good for my soul, plus an interesting chronicle of American history from 1967 to now. I’m only 5 albums in! 😅 #amreading 040
Reposted by Leigh K. HoopesHomo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026somewhat motivated by everyone’s response to Dolly and Tim Curry passing to remark: if you were moved by them be what moves you. Be kind, generous, make weird fucking art, help people, sing bawdy songs and do drag 742292118
Reposted by Leigh K. HoopesKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220557587
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If anyone had the range, lord knows it was Tim Curry: 💄 Sweet Transvestite 🧙 Grand Wizard (😬) 🤡 Interdimensional Embodied Manifestation of Evil & Fear Get you a man who can do all three (plus pirate, butler, hotel concierge, 1930s hustler, Soviet submariner, actual Darkness, sexy pollution, etc) 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No one should be surprised about any of this, but it’s so beautiful to see all these places lit up in beautiful colors in Dolly’s honor. She was a light to so many of us, in cities, in suburbs, in hollers, and I think she would have loved seeing her light shared so beautifully across the land. 💖🦋💎💖 120
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This whole thread is yet again a testament to how a single person can do so much for so many simply by being a good person. Even with her fame & fortune, glitz & glamour, Dolly showed us all over her 60+ year career that kindness & generosity truly know no limits. I miss her so much already. 040
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I was already fucking over today and now I don’t know what the fuck I’m supposed to with anything without Dolly in the world. 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The amount of effort some people put in to doing literally zero work despite being employed full time would be inspiring if it didn’t royally fuck up everyone else’s ability to get things even the tiniest things done. (This has been a test of the workplace subskeet system. This is only a test. 🤗) 120
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don’t care how good of a writer you are and how interesting/important your work is, I am not subscribing any “new” Substacks! I know they have great built-in social tools, which most working writers desperately need, but are you really THAT desperate to share your work on the Nazi platform? 130
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Got my first materials for my online MBA today! I promise I won’t be a regular MBA (gross), I’ll be a Cool MBA!! 😎static.klipy.comAmy Poehler: I'm a Cool Mom!Alt: GIF of Amy Poehler in Mean Girls as Regina George’s mom explaining with excessive sass that she’s not like a regular mom, she’s a COOL MOM wink wink 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Another Flytrap banger today: extremely good analysis of “empowering” pop music by & for women in the age of neoliberal slop by @nicolefroio.bsky.social 111
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In honor of The Odyssey, give me your top 3 films about trying to get home (NOT including The Odyssey): 1. The Wizard of Oz (1939) 2. Alice in Wonderland (1951) 3. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Finally canceled my 2 remaining paid Substacks, one of which I read regularly & will miss dearly. Babes, you gotta stop w/ the Substacks—that goes double for y’all starting new ones, even w/ everything we know about that garbage-ass platform. It’s giving willfully ignorant boy wizard fandom tbh… 👀 050
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Please send some good vibes my way this morning, beautiful babes. I may be looking at something super exciting but also incredibly challenging coming very soon (hopefully), and I need all the positive energy I can get! 💖💖💖💖💖 030
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m basic af: just the moon in its current phase, and it’s one of the extremely random minor features I appreciate the most in iOS tbh. Got it as a widget on my watch face too. My work phone is Saturn. 🌖 🪐 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Librarians out here doing god’s work (as they have since time immemorial) 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud. 121
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It is, in fact, your civic duty, sweet babes! Lavish some love on the Libra in your life and it will come back to you one thousand-fold in the form of your favorite snacks, custom playlists, sincere (and undeniably accurate) fashion/skincare/beauty tips, and more!!! 😇 ♎️💖 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Pleased to inform fellow Xennials that music shows/concerts actually start on time now. Saw Stars, Broken Social Scene & Metric on Sat; Stars came out at 7:01 PM—start time on tix was 7:00. Same goes for Spoon w/ The Beths last month; opener started at official show start time. It’s a good thing! 🤘🏻 000
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fozzie Bear Marjory the Trash Heap Cookie Monster before they made him start eating vegetables 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The result of too many margs one January night at a Chi-Chi’s in Lexington KY over here 🍹🍹 110
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Omg @judedoyle.bsky.social I finally saw the terrifying Trivago ad with the GIANT EUROPEAN TEETH MAN in the wild (in a commercial break while watching The Hunt for Red October on PlutoTV in a hotel room, which I did not, sadly, book through Trivago 😭) 000
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026She is a highly trained equine veterinarian & I am a marketing director. She could prob BS her way through my job but I would be scared to do more than pet those horses, let alone stick my arm up inside them to my elbow to turn breech babies around or whatever madness she does. I lose (again lol)! 000
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When @solomonrmissouri.com pauses from posting food & looks around, you already know it’s gonna be 🔥🔥🔥static.klipy.comDahliabunni PopcornAlt: Bill Hader in an SNL skit as that old guy from Dateline, digging into a massive tub of popcorn with a look of unhinged delight 022
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Moths are majestic, mysterious creatures, for sure, but I would rather bite my hand off with my own teeth than let one LAND ON ME FOR MORE THAN A SPLIT SECOND NUKE THIS THING FROM SPACE JFC 😖 220
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m a 🌞 Flying Lotus Sun (bday twin!) 🌝 MF DOOM Moon ⬆️ Stevie Nicks & Beck Rising 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Without downloading new pics what is it like being married to you? 020
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Fave 1990s horror: 1990: Misery 1991: Silence of the Lambs 1992: Candyman 1993: Cronos 1994: Interview with the Vampire 1995: Species 1996: The Craft, Scream 1997: Event Horizon, Scream 2 1998: Ringu 1999: Audition, The Blair Witch Project (don’t @ me) 171
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image. 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Unsurprisingly, I’m one of surely at least a million Mamdanis on this platform, but apparently I’m way more hopepilled than some? Which, yeah: hope is a discipline, a practice, and an extremely challenging one to keep. I’m glad I still have a little left. The quiz: britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 010
Leigh K. Hoopes @grrleigh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Biscuits Biscuits (French) Bingus Bongus Barfus Barfington The Baby The Beebo Babycat Tinycat Teenty Tinty (long ī) Ma’am Khan Khan-khan Khan Man Kringus Korn Ki’yanh (South Park) Fluff Ole Flerf Fluffington Fluffins Maguffins Flerfins Flerfins McGerkins Maguffin Magoo, Esq. Buddy That Boi 120