Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Keep seeing screenshots of things being insanely woke over here so I decided to come Check It Out 8492
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If you order an Uber black usually an Uber black xl shows up. The rich keep getting richer 2270
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024if you've never had a cheeseburger then you are seriously missing out. Like you should go get one right now they're very good 14925
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Can someone doordash food to my office my phone is way over there 2534
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I’ll do whatever RFK says I should do with my body. He sounds healthy 4815
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Throat hurts lately. Not in like a gay way btw I’m not gay 6542
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Holy fuck I left this platform alone for a year and now I’m a lowbie. This kicks ass I can say whatever with zero consequences 61512
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024What’s up team. How’s everybody doing. How’s the morale 14622
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 14/04/2024Used Airchat. Are you guys worried about this new competitor 2191
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 20/07/2023I love that Marjorie Taylor Greene showed full cock and balls on the house floor. Felt like bluesky irl 0151
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Please be safe out there pedestrians I tweet while driving 0101
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Hey guys. What are the read limits on this platform 7971
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Hey guys. What are the read limits on this platform 3321
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 25/05/2023Somebody mentioned bluesky and I felt the rush of a parent who inexplicably forgot they had a child for three weeks 4996
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Pretty sure there’s zero solutions for getting tits and ass off my screen on this app 1171
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 03/05/2023I’m here to build bridges and repair our fractured culture with well reasoned debate and genuine benevolence for my fellow humans 7331
Reposted by Danielonion person @junlper.beer · 03/05/2023(logging into twitter) no i swear i totally still love twitter i enjoy posting here (logging into bluesky immediately after) bluesky gaaaang you know i could never betray you 814324
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/05/2023mfs love getting on here and making their first skeet "Just set up my bluesky" 3321
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/05/2023I think everyone agrees the pornography on the What’s Hot tab isn’t hardcore enough 5313
Reposted by Danielpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/05/2023Mark Zuckerberg famously described twitter as a clown car that fell into a gold mine and that may also apply to bluesky with its accidental discovery of the lucrative “recommendation feed where you might see full dick and balls” 819321
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/05/2023My “source” is Mrs. Chestnut my fifth grade social studies teacher. She was very nice meanwhile you are being very rude 0141
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 01/05/2023You really feel the lack of algo when you check bluesky once a day and it’s just the past hours posts and you get tired of scrolling it. Obviously the team is dealing with fires rn but tfw no algo 13612
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 29/04/2023Did somebody just tag the whole website by saying @everyone 11762
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I just invited a few dozen pockmarked gremlins with long yellow teeth and runny noses who will soon be sneering and harassing in their grotesque manner the polite netizens that currently abound here 8520
Reposted by Danield @colorhedge.bsky.social · 27/04/2023You missed the chance to have a gf and marry her in zero interest rates era anon You’ll stay alone 1211
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Cis women on here pretending to be trans after reading the room 5735
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Mailing bluesky my $8 paper check because I can’t find the payment options in settings 5863
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023A twitter clone where you have to agree that you Support The Rights of Trans Children and Support The 2004 War In Iraq and a bunch of other mutually opposing political positions before you can register 4270
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023If your basis for liking bluesky is that the person or group you don’t like isn’t on here then you’re setting yourself up for heartbreak 1513419
Reposted by Danieljenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/04/2023when you hear the moderation tools are being developed 323433
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Not watching this season of Succession until it’s over and you guys decide if it’s good. I don’t care about spoilers or plot I just don’t want to risk watching the last season of game of thrones 2140
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023*runs to the mic out of breath* SHE BLUE ON MY SKY UNTIL I SKEET *immediately tackled by security forces* 1211
Daniel @growingdaniel.bsky.social · 28/04/2023This platform will eventually be abandoned when we can’t find a suitable replacement for the word tweet 12321
