Reposted by Austin GrossmanAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025And here again is my favourite ever Batman poem... 423283
Reposted by Austin GrossmanCara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software 630862
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I submitted the final manuscript for Beast Mode: Adventures in the Heart of the Gaming Industry. Writing nonfiction is *terrifying*. 181
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Going through final comments on my manuscript. Rocking back and forth like a child in a movie who will later turn out to have psychic powers. 170
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The elevator in my therapist’s building looks like I dreamed it. 020
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It took me this long to find out that Duke Nukem isn't a duke. He's just a guy whose first name is Duke. 320
Reposted by Austin Grossmanvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn... 71094317
Reposted by Austin GrossmanBrian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Once again, I must point to the official statement from Toyota. www.nytimes.com/2001/11/23/a... 629656
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Used bookstore haul. Dogtown Bookstore, Gloucester MA. 010
Reposted by Austin Grossmanjessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126047998
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can't believe somebody in this film won Best Supporting Actress and it wasn't Elaine Stewart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjS...youtube.comThe Bad and the Beautiful (1952) . I saw the picture. Thought you were swell.YouTube video by Eddieshoes77 000
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm reposting this because Ezra Pound and his wife didn't feel like having a daughter so they gave the baby to Tyrolean peasants, and she lived a hundred years and died owning a castle in Italy. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...nytimes.com 242
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026maybe the wrong people are doing the Neuromancer adaptation 131
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Q: Is J. D. Vance the first person in the White House since Nixon to face the supernatural threat to our nation's security? A: No. The Clintons were far too curious about what Nixon had buried beneath the Oval Office. The situation quickly got out of control. SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ME TO WRITE THIS 162
Reposted by Austin GrossmanLeigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 30/07/2026gamers were a mistake 11039
Reposted by Austin GrossmanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026roald dahl's grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker 1832190238
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Subway tale: As I read the latest @lrb.co.uk, I observe the man seated across from me is reading the very same issue. Neither of us acknowledges the other. Fin. 150
Reposted by Austin GrossmanGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245311596
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026@nixonfoundation.bsky.social finally catching up www.austingrossman.com/crookedaustingrossman.comCrooked — Austin GrossmanCrooked 041
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I stumbled on Heather O’Neill’s novel Lullabies for a little criminals and it’s stunningly good. I tried The Lonely Hearts Hotel but it’s so drenched in whimsy I can’t deal. But it still has great sentences. 020
Reposted by Austin Grossmanthe_lion_of_anacostia 🦁 @digitalscorpyun.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Trump gives them spectacle. Musk gives them infrastructure. ICE gives them force. Data centers give them extraction. The fight moves local because that’s where the machine touches land, water, housing, and bodies. 36526
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Well for some of us that's EVERY fucking summer. 050
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Guy on the NY subway absolutely gripped by the D&D manual he’s reading. 140
Reposted by Austin GrossmanAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Freedom 250 sounds fun www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/... 26910209
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026@merriam-webster.com Your entry for SCRIPS includes an erroneous example. "During the four-and-a-half-month program, filmmakers develop their scrips and network with industry professionals." —Elsa Keslassy, Variety, 20 Mar. 2026 Sorry to bother you. My insomnia is bad enough as it is. 010
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I found a dollar at the bodega and handed it in to the guy at the cashier like he was a lost and found. He said "Do you want it?" I said "Yeah, I kind of do." 040
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I had to install Microsoft Authenticator on my Apple phone to get Meta Workplace working so I could use Microsoft Teams. This Future Sucks. 2121
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Kafka - The Trial Baker - Cassandra at the Wedding Thackeray - Vanity Fair 010
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Yes, I am porting my book into Scrivener on a Saturday night. 120
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Scrivener makes a lot of things easier but I will never like it. 020
Reposted by Austin GrossmanCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices 8892422095
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Maybe they should have stopped calling him Little Father Time. 000
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I posted the third installment of my journal of taking BEAST MODE from manuscript to publication. A process I am making up as I go along. austingrossman.substack.com/p/publishing...austingrossman.substack.comPublishing a Book, Part 3: The Twilight RealmWhen a Book is Done and Not Done 051
Reposted by Austin Grossmanspooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 18/04/2026this feels like a good place to recommend Ennuigi, a free game where you play as a depressed Luigi and wander through a ruined mushroom kingdom landscape smoking and making forlorn observations about his and his brother's liveslexaloffle.comEnnuigi 24711
Reposted by Austin GrossmanBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The nonprofit that runs the successful, Pulitzer-winning Baltimore Banner is going to take over the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Of all the possible outcomes here, this is likely the best we could have hoped for. apnews.com/article/pitt...apnews.comPittsburgh Post-Gazette announces it has found a buyer to keep the newspaper openOwners of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette said they have found a buyer who had agreed to keep the newspaper open, less than a month before it was due to shut down. 584554847
Reposted by Austin GrossmanArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon 253162013473
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Rooms with no purpose, just a chair and a plant and a couple of shelves. 110
Reposted by Austin Grossmanniki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 02/04/2026right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer 37968051799
Reposted by Austin Grossman𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 03/04/2026lmao @ this week's popbitch 36115
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Origins of Beast Mode, part 2. Pitching it, writing it. open.substack.com/pub/austingr... 130
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026My view from a train passing through New London, CT. I couldn’t see where the crowd ends. #nokings 060
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I grew up in Massachusetts, and I only just learned our state motto is Ense Petit Placidam, Sub Libertate Quietem: "By the Sword We Seek Peace, But Peace Only Under Liberty." Explains a lot. 220
Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I posted about the new book, and how it came about. open.substack.com/pub/austingr...open.substack.comMan in Flight Returnswith News 042
Reposted by Austin GrossmanRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Fantasy Lisbon, ND 7562118
Reposted by Austin Grossmankate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 23/03/2026This is such a stupid time to be writing a book 918518