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#1 Ea-Nasir defender

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The Church doesn't want you to know this but the Virgin Mary had J Cups

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26m
You shuddered as you gazed
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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That was interesting. Thanks!
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Even though she didn't pay rent, you cannot visit a tenant without written notice. Also if he was planning on evicting her, he also would need to provide written notice, and if she doesn't move out he should've called the cops, at no point should he be visiting her apartment without notice
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 5h
Spending those millions in donations well. Definitely not a stupid waste.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 7h
Found out what that tongue did
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Ed Maxwell @edpaintskrieg.bsky.social · 15h
Looks even better with the planks of wood from where it's been smashed.
The model mounted on a base with gravel PVAd to it, and loads of planks of wood scattered about
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 11h
Just normal
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 21h
It's not hard yet but if I look at that Zin facial pic for a while it will be
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 03/10/2026
I've had half a rum and lime so at least it's more coherent than the cum bucket jokes I was trying to come up with for 5 minutes before giving up
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 03/10/2026
Swabbie
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Lauren Knight @laurenknight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last month on patreon.com/laurenknight Xena tied up Callisto 😏
Xena arresting Callisto. 

Xena: Get moving. 
Callisto: You're so forceful Xena. 

#myart
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 03/10/2026
Just to be clear he should be minecrafted
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah back from 3 day bsky jail because I said the doxxer guy should be minecraft'd
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 30/09/2026
The hardest part of Kingdom Come 2 is defending poor Henry's chastity from these lusty wenches
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 30/09/2026
Somebody in Epsom is playing the Fred Durst "Behind Blue Eyes," really loudly
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 30/09/2026
America, you can just kill those guys. It's called a "revolution." It's a legal term for when you're sick of being led by rapists and it means you can kill them and their supporters with guns. It's actually a really common historical process and you're allowed to do it at any point.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I get lost in the patterns the dithering makes in these, in a good way. I'm very happy with the face this time around though. ✨🤍
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
Thank you 😊
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
I'd like to propose a new movie about Xena and Callisto casting Anya Taylor Joy and Margaret Qualley and yes there will be kissing
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
McClay arguing that it's okay for us to break our FTA because the EU doesn't get to tell us what to do is... Bold www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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NZ accused of breaking climate change promise with EU, but Todd McClay rejects claim
A Dutch environmental group claims New Zealand has broken its climate change promises in the free trade agreement with the EU and is lodging the first complaint of its kind through the European Commis...
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
Nnnñn
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poll was released at 6pm last night, took till 12pm following day for the abuse to ramp back up again. And people think it isn't coordinated and deliberate.
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Annnnnd the death threats have started again 🙃
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
Bold of him to think he'll have any fucking choice in the matter
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
I don't know how anybody can see this and not see a malicious and punitive reaction to the mere suggestion of justice against their exploitation www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...
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Woolworths confirms plan to move 130 jobs to Australia
Woolworths New Zealand is going ahead with plans to cut 130 jobs in New Zealand and move them to Australia.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 29/09/2026
I'd just been thinking about facials lately
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
I miss when Warhammer wasn't for virgins
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
When I bought these the guy added a big handful of Kopiko to the bag
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Kathy sent me this and some free skulls when I painted her space whores
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Cool!
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 28/09/2026
Meme of the two guys in a bus, one looking at a rock upset, the other looking at a landscape, with the text “mean nonbinary barista”
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Eldsmuts @eldsmuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Behold, you gross and dumb peasants!"
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Haha!
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Brutal but of course. It really feels like every other man I meet is still walking around with the intellectual and emotional maturity of a teenager and I get so embarrassed by it..
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
ALSO just puritan misogyny misidentify as morality lol.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
So many people have simply lost the capacity to accept nuance. I genuinely hope it's just that they're young and inexperienced and that they'll grow out of it. So much of the most ecstatic parts of being alive and having relationships with other people is the grit and the dirt.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Living
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This election you've got a choice between two of the worst polling Preferred PMs I think we've ever had.
Preferred PM
Among the leaders, it is better news for National than for Labour.

Christopher Luxon is up 2 points to 19% in the preferred prime minister rankings. Chris Hipkins drops 1 point to 14%.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
I mean, it's hard to argue with them
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
"This thing is annoying." You'll live.
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Music is goated
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Having a rum with pepsi max and line juice with a big ice while washing up and cooking dinner and listening to Pibk Floyd's 'A Momentary Lapse of Reason' and Queen's 'Innuendo' is goated
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Hmmmmm
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Cops called out because she raked the Cadian's face with her nails when he said something
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 28/09/2026
Dumping the box of these into her purse when the guy's in the back
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