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Ali

@grissallia.bsky.social
4.6K followers 1.3K following 27K posts

Professional nerd. Mood whiplash generator. Three coffees in a trenchcoat. Australian. Spouse. Parent. AuDHD. Pronouns: she/her/they/them. Uncanny Ex-man. I contain multitudes. In my defence, I was pretty hungry.

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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 39m
it is funny that people are like "ozempic proves body acceptance WRONG" yeah, ozempic really proved that some people just have unbeatable hunger signals, which invalidates the claims that changing your body is really hard, huh
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 3h
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 25m
Disney Bluesky Musical 🎶 “We’re all awake together We can’t sleep Who needs sleep We’re getting dementia…”
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 27m
1 Jerry 1:15 “…and I am the chief of sinners.”
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
Welp, that’s another actor whose shows I can avoid. Baby Driver just became increasingly difficult to watch, again.
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Kara McNair @karamcnair.bsky.social · 1h
criminy, I had no idea.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
She’s no longer at Cornell AND they refused to refund her tuition, adding injury to injury.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
I fell in love with Star Trek because of TOS. I read every Trek novel the Wingecarribee Shire Council Library had available, some more than once. I definitely will do this.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
Oh. Good.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
“Yeah, well how about Deetz Watson!”
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
although I still haven't managed to finish Enterprise, either.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 3h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
I haven't actually rewatched TOS since I was a kid watching reruns... maybe I should do this.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
The Greens: Shoebridgerton
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 1h
Donald Trump: "We're now calling it Super Intelligence, or SI. This has nothing to do with China. We will not acknowledge or recognise the terms 'artificial intelligence' or 'AI'" Open*AI*: "Hold up, what did we just sign?"
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 3h
DaaS - DARVO as a Service
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 3h
Oh, 100% Force a known-to-be-unreliable product into every nook and cranny, blame the user when it fails. Algorithmic DARVO at scale.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 3h
My name is Otto, and I like to make tickets blotto
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 3h
I've spent the past half hour raising tickets, and it doesn't appear to be integrated into our SNow workflow yet, so at least that's something.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 4h
OH FFS.
Say hello to ServiceNow Otto

Your ServiceNow experience is more AI-powered than ever. The new ServiceNow Otto mark signals where AI is on the case—with personalized answers, fast action, and satisfying results.

Remember to always check AI-generated content for accuracy.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 6h
Real “make fetch happen” areas
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 4h
I should not have searched for the actual symptoms.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 4h
I'm starting to doubt that it's gastro. I don't know what it is though. I don't have either of the main symptoms of gastro.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 4h
Chat, is this good news for the government 8 weeks out from the state election?
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 4h
I cannot conceive of a context that would make that quote any less awful.
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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social · 5h
"When I first saw the lead concentrations, they were so high I thought our instrument was broken" 😬 Disposable vapes are also horrible for the environment, throwing away so much plastic, batteries, and electronics.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
A few months ago someone "disposed" of one of these in our yard, and my immediate reaction was "OOOOH, BATTERY!" I dismantled it incredibly carefully, and I still got some of the vape juice or whatever on my skin, and had an allergic reaction to it. ...and people are breathing this shit?
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
$800,000 of government money seems like both government data AND sensitive information.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
Some people are weird, man.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
He looks like an alien whose skinsuit will fail if he loses focus for even a second.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 7h
I read this at least five times before I ever read the comics. It's an incredible and candid look behind the scenes of one of the biggest comics debacles of the 90s. If you want to REALLY see all the pressures that affect creative works, read this. You'll come away with new respect for the process
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
Very living up to username. Much impressed.
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AliceK - globalise the innitafucker @coalisdead.bsky.social · 9h
Perth Children’s, Fiona Stanley and Royal Melbourne Children’s hospitals have all cancelled events which include first hand accounts of working in Gaza. The reasons; pro-Palestine bias and preventing Jewish staff from being upset The PM himself has refused to meet surgeon Mohammed Mustafa ⤵️
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 5h
This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 8h
I might pack it all in and move to the UK and open a noodle restaurant in Liverpool. I think I'll call it "You'll Never Wok Alone"
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Luis Villa @lu.is · 9h
Pour one out for open APIs.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 9h
But without AI, it would just be cton...
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 9h
I am not a coder, so I have no need of it. Does it still hallucinate and openly lie to me? "Well..." Thank you.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 9h
"You're dogpiling me because they're a big account" I'm calling you out because I was mutuals with them long before they were a "somebody" that you decided to target, and... talk shit, get hit.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 9h
To be fair, I assume you still don't want to be honked at.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 9h
shouldn't that be "I just wrote some terrible Bluesky posts"?
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 10h
New wifi router designs are getting wild
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 18h
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 17h
Here’s me talking about my heart attack www.nine.com.au/lifestyle/he...
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‘I would’ve died’: A Google search told Fiona she wasn’t having a heart attack - adding one word changed everything
Fiona Katauskas’ heart attack was nothing like the dramatic heart-clutching moments you see in the movies, so when she felt breathless, dizzy and sweaty while exercising at home on a Sunday morning la...
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 16h
I thought it might be because you have venomous spines on the back of your legs, but this is cool too.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 16h
Part of our team’s workflow is that we all post our daily “to-do” list into our group channel, so we know what we’re all working on, and trying to achieve, where we can maybe assist each other. Absolutely none of it would translate to an AI agent, even IF I could trust it to not just make shit up.
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Ali @grissallia.bsky.social · 16h
*HISS*
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder that this year the unemployment rate has gone up 0.56%pts - roughly an extra 87,000 unemployed. So in 15 min when the RBA raises rates again just remember 35-44yos on Jobseeker are almost 10 times more likely to die than those not on welfare: www.theguardian.com/business/gro...
Chart showing deaths per 100,000 by age
22-34yo: 17.1 no welfare; 137.0 on Jobseeker
35-44yo: 30 no welfare; 288.1 on Jobseeker
45-55yo: 83.4 no welfare; 427.0 on Jobseeker
55-64yo: 201.6 no welfare; 615.6 on Jobseeker
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