Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"Did you hear about Perez Hilton? He put himself on suicide watch. Heh heh." 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026When somebody asks me what the knock off brand Mars bar is called 010
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"You should watch Letterkenney, it's the funniest show in the world!" My face watching Letterkenney: 100
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I love that The Mandarin buffet has a gweilo section full of mashed potatoes and roast beef 120
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I'm filling the bong with creme de banan and taking hits I don't know any cocktail recipes for 010
Reposted by GrimpyJames Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 30/03/2026You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985 721673169
Reposted by GrimpyJesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people. 202092995
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Dudes will look at a muddy tourney grounds and think "man I'd love to bleed out here" 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The band Madness if they were Danish: "Our house, in the middle of Aarhus" 000
Reposted by Grimpyonion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know 213170943700
Reposted by GrimpyTransgender World @transgenderreport.com · 25/01/2026Your Obsession With Trans Bodies Is the Whole Problem www.transvitae.com/y... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA transvitae.comYour Obsession With Trans Bodies Is the Whole ProblemExamining why transgender bodies are endlessly scrutinized and how that fixation fuels discrimination, policy harm, and cultural obsession. 43611
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"I'll tell you though, I never had a problem with Ginny preferring to have conversations while walking across hallways. To me, she's beautiful. Sorkinesque." 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Oomfie, could you– I– oomf can y– can– urrgg– nnnphhgh– oomfie p-please– 020
Reposted by Grimpy the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/01/2026punching down at elected officials by suggesting that they do something 327156
Reposted by GrimpyJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9444684214405
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025[Tony Soprano voice] It's a marshmallow worrld in tha wintah 000
Reposted by Grimpyonion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2025the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all 376151782460
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I don't know what a Veknar is, but if you wanted to play something that would stop me from being mind controlled by it you can't do any better than the Vice City radio infomercials 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025"No offense, T, but you got a very heteronormative mind set." 010
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Childhood is finding Michael Scott funny, adulthood is realizing Jan Levinson makes more sense 010
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Batman '89 Porn Parody Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass" [Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in] 000
Reposted by GrimpyTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism 1143759871
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Tom Petty if he were a spider: I'm running down the drain Washing out with the rain Waiting for the sun to shine Then I'm going to climb Running down the drain 010
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The maid after being sent home for the 995th time: "I think she's having an affair." 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I'm pregnant with a baby girl, I'm going to name her after her mother, I'm going to name her "James Bond" 032
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy: 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Choosing a picture where he's hitting the "had to do it to 'em" pose is amazing 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Maybe there wasn't a political motivation, maybe he shot him cuz he looks like skibidi toilet 030
Reposted by GrimpyJane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I have 2 1/2 hours to pay rent and I am still exactly £340.56 short!⚠️⚠️⚠️ 02239
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025>Private meeting with Putin >Skin starts to discolour >Vanishes 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App 000
Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Willow Rosenberg has a much greater sense of propriety and self respect than me, I 100% would've engaged in interdimensional selfcest with that vampire 000