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Grimpy

@grimpy.bsky.social
251 followers 416 following 369 posts

Beloved cunt. Fan of Decorative soaps. 0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths, still at the top of the leaderboard. Twitch.tv/GrimpyCoffee

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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Did you hear about Perez Hilton? He put himself on suicide watch. Heh heh."
Paulie Gualtieri from The Sopranos
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When somebody asks me what the knock off brand Mars bar is called
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"You should watch Letterkenney, it's the funniest show in the world!" My face watching Letterkenney:
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love that The Mandarin buffet has a gweilo section full of mashed potatoes and roast beef
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm filling the bong with creme de banan and taking hits I don't know any cocktail recipes for
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 30/03/2026
You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Why was a guy called "Fat Domme" so homophobic?
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"What does 'lowkenuinely' mean?"
Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The M Knights of Shamadonia
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.
(3) Individuals previously deemed eligible and currently enrolled in ADAP who do not meet the definition of "low-income" in Emergency Rule 64DER26-1, F.A.C., are no longer eligible and are terminated effective March 1, 2026.
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dudes will look at a muddy tourney grounds and think "man I'd love to bleed out here"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The band Madness if they were Danish: "Our house, in the middle of Aarhus"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 25/01/2026
Your Obsession With Trans Bodies Is the Whole Problem www.transvitae.com/y... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
transvitae.com
Your Obsession With Trans Bodies Is the Whole Problem
Examining why transgender bodies are endlessly scrutinized and how that fixation fuels discrimination, policy harm, and cultural obsession.
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"I'll tell you though, I never had a problem with Ginny preferring to have conversations while walking across hallways. To me, she's beautiful. Sorkinesque."
Johnny Sack from The Sopranos
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Oomfie, could you– I– oomf can y– can– urrgg– nnnphhgh– oomfie p-please–
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
3°C and sunny on Jan 8th
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Death to America
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/01/2026
punching down at elected officials by suggesting that they do something
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Can you believe it guys? Christmas. Just a week away
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Your own Personal Email Reach out and touch base
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
[Tony Soprano voice] It's a marshmallow worrld in tha wintah
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
If only there was a CS:GO to the Polls
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2025
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I don't know what a Veknar is, but if you wanted to play something that would stop me from being mind controlled by it you can't do any better than the Vice City radio infomercials
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"No offense, T, but you got a very heteronormative mind set."
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Childhood is finding Michael Scott funny, adulthood is realizing Jan Levinson makes more sense
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Batman '89 Porn Parody Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass" [Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's still unclear what Doug Ford's plan was there
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"It was priceless..."
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Tom Petty if he were a spider: I'm running down the drain Washing out with the rain Waiting for the sun to shine Then I'm going to climb Running down the drain
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
both teams are going to get 5 runs next inning, watch
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The maid after being sent home for the 995th time: "I think she's having an affair."
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm pregnant with a baby girl, I'm going to name her after her mother, I'm going to name her "James Bond"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy:
Promo still of Elaine Benes from Seinfeld looking straight into the camera with her eyebrows raised
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Choosing a picture where he's hitting the "had to do it to 'em" pose is amazing
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
WoW screenshot that reads "Quest accepted: Cultists Among Us"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Maybe there wasn't a political motivation, maybe he shot him cuz he looks like skibidi toilet
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I have 2 1/2 hours to pay rent and I am still exactly £340.56 short!⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
>Private meeting with Putin >Skin starts to discolour >Vanishes
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 06/08/2025
Tweet: oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you
pictures?
yeah?
do you need the bo-bot to
write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron??
so do you need chat gpt to fuck your
wife ??
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Willow Rosenberg has a much greater sense of propriety and self respect than me, I 100% would've engaged in interdimensional selfcest with that vampire
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What's good, gang?
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