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Grimpy

@grimpy.bsky.social
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Beloved cunt. Fan of Decorative soaps. 0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths, still at the top of the leaderboard. Twitch.tv/GrimpyCoffee

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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Did you hear about Perez Hilton? He put himself on suicide watch. Heh heh."
Paulie Gualtieri from The Sopranos
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When somebody asks me what the knock off brand Mars bar is called
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"You should watch Letterkenney, it's the funniest show in the world!" My face watching Letterkenney:
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Why was a guy called "Fat Domme" so homophobic?
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"What does 'lowkenuinely' mean?"
Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Bobby Bacala not understanding Junior Soprano's joke. "I get it, the dog's watching UHF...what?"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"I'll tell you though, I never had a problem with Ginny preferring to have conversations while walking across hallways. To me, she's beautiful. Sorkinesque."
Johnny Sack from The Sopranos
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
3°C and sunny on Jan 8th
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"No offense, T, but you got a very heteronormative mind set."
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"It was priceless..."
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy:
Promo still of Elaine Benes from Seinfeld looking straight into the camera with her eyebrows raised
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
WoW screenshot that reads "Quest accepted: Cultists Among Us"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What's good, gang?
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I have an idea of a plan for a Halloween costume
Dedra Meero from Andor
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Your employed friend at 3 pm on a Tuesday:
Sarah Connor tearfully smoking a cigarette
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Donald Trump upon meeting the president of Syria
That one porn industry guy from Boogie Nights who asks to see Wahlberg's cock
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is what the new Brat album cover looks like
A neon green dumpster with a bunch of fuckin' shit dripping down the sides
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I Saw The TV Glow (2024)
Pride sale for cherrykitten dot com featuring a women's tank top that reads "Don't die wondering"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
QT speech bubble meme of Mama Murphy from Fallout 4
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
this is what Youtube was made for
screenshot of a title card with a Chevrolet Silverado png along with the text "chevrolet like a rock compilation 1991-2013" and a "made with VideoSho" watermark in the bottom corner
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I did it all for the cookie, actually
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
What is this podcast is even about?
Thumbnail for a StarTalk video that has the hosts superimposed over an illustration of a 4D sphere with the question IS THE UNIVERSE A [BIG COCK RING]?
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How does this make you feel, kneeler?
Mance Rayder from the disgraced television series "Game of Thrones" with the Anarcho-Monarchism flag behind him
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"I don't even care what you say bitch I got copy's [sic] of Borderlands on disk"
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Good morning
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The things I do for Sam Seder
Someone in black jeans and a white belt wearing shoes on a carpeted floor has their crotch on fire
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This and getting rained four times like I'm about to win a game of Monopoly
A chicken bacon caesar salad
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold
My reflection in the window, the branches of a frost covered tree is visible behind the reflection
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This any good?
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Looks like it hasn't arrived in time for Valentine's Day, but I got this shirt
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pretty good. Prettayyy prettyyy prettyyyyyy good
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is new
An Avast anti virus pop up stating my connection to x . com has been prevented because it is a dangerous webpage
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"The Conversationalist" final panel Yea meme
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I did not need to know the bread's sexuality, but okay.
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
So dysfunctional, cross-addicted family - still cooking pasta on Sundays! Um, and, uh, and the meatballs they-they wind up being burned. Like, y'know, it got so dysfunctional...it got pretty bad.
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Not everybody knows how to do everything!
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My questionable hear me out is the dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
so did I, like, win yet?
screenshot of cookie clicker with 2 septillion cookies and over +48000 legacy levels
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Left the house like this
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The actual confusing part of this is it was an immediate unfollow, like gone by the time I unlocked the phone
Push notification for bluesky stating that the user FootRubSlave has followed me
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Grimpy @grimpy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A Luigi Christmas tree ornament hanging from a branch
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