Reposted by greythorneJohn Allison @badmachinery.com · 30/09/2026This was my Britain. It's never coming back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...youtube.comDon Amott Commercials-1.aviYouTube video by Tutbury Ram 3123
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@flossietp.bsky.social Happy birthday! Have a superb day. 111
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I seem to have attracted the attention of a police helicopter on my interval session this morning. They must be particularly dim if they think criminals run up and down a main road repeatedly wearing a 1600 lumen head torch. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dreamt that the hairs on my thighs grew so long, they started plaiting themselves, so eventually I had brown shoelaces dangling there. 100
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Picking the cat up to show her that the new, noisy coffee machine was nothing to be scared of was a mistake. Anyone got a plaster? Ouch. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just sat in a Teams meeting with tissue stuffed under each tit. 030
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just finished my gym workout. Put my headphones back in their charging case. 20 seconds later, the timer I’d set went off: Bob Mortimer saying “bobble hats” on repeat, at high volume. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Interesting mural in the underpass. Not sure if I should apply an NSFW tag. 243
Reposted by greythorneBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If they are doing a full series of The Muppet Show they should definitely get Nick Cave on, just so they can have him and Beaker doing Meeping Song 0237
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026There’s “not putting things back in their place in the gym”, then there’s whatever the fuck this is. Jesus. 021
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Only one flower for me today. But also a hamster. 🙂 020
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Went for a walk in the rain. When I got back, I jumped up and down outside the front door to shake the rain off my coat, and my Garmin incident detection went off and started calling my emergency contacts. (Managed to cancel it in time.) 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Sign at the beach area of the Midland Railway Centre, during the Indietracks Festival many years ago. #SundayPixDistance #SundayPix 060
Reposted by greythorneLee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Latest painting (acrylic on canvas) 343554712
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Order some posh candles from Selfridges, and Moo is very taken with the honeycomb brown paper packaging. 051
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The wing mirror on a colleague's car. #sundaypixmirror 060
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Wombat in Manchester, at a wedding in 2015. Happy birthday Wombat! 😀 #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37 1211
Reposted by greythorneNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Police have released a picture of the main suspects. 1215337
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Managed to sit through a 2.25 hour Teams meeting this afternoon without slinking off for a wee. Putting that on my achievements list for my next 1-2-1. 030
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I had no idea that The Fall's version was a cover. And such a straight cover. 020
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Someone in the gym has got shoes that are squeaking like a guinea pig every fucking step they take on the treadmill. The sound is getting past my noise-cancelling headphones. Starting to plan how to take out the CCTV so I can murder them. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Found a mole on my walk. Magnificent hands! Sadly, they will dig no more. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Someone’s just had a terrible flea treatment and is hiding, traumatised, by her litter tray. #caturday 040
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Capability Brown at Trentham Gardens. #SundayPixBrown 0244
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Stopped for a wee in the public toilet in the village this morning. I think someone was having a really difficult poo when they left this sticker. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Heard a noise whilst I was out for my run this morning. Took me a while to work out what it was: the sound of a sweaty bingo wing slapping against my underarm. The joys of summer running in a skimpy vest. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 30/04/2025This morning’s gym session is directed by David Lynch. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Been out for a walk in the sun. Saw an orange tip butterfly. Chased it to get a photo. A better wildlife interaction than during this morning’s run, when I shat on a slug. I didn’t take a photo of that. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Two letters from the same NHS hospital department in the post yesterday. One postponing an appointment in May to June. The second, postponing the new June appointment to later in June. Same date on both letters. On the envelopes: "Missed appointments cost NHS funds". 100
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Post today. “Spring is in the air! Why not treat yourself to a cremation plan?” 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Just tried some lemon-flavoured toothpaste. It's kind of like brushing your teeth with cake. 140
Reposted by greythorneToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’ 363074704
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I got new running shoes. Moo got the tissue paper from the box. 040
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I thought the car had started to make a very strange noise on the way home from the gym. It turned out to be The Fall. 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I’m in the office. There is a tiny ball pit with a dead spider in it. Wonder if this is some kind of portent for the day to come. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Looking at something on Vinted. The description says "Mark on front but will wash out". Well wash it before you sell it, then, you lazy fucker! 110
