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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 1h
Put it half on inside outside then twist and pull over the other half, like this? youtube.com/shorts/yE9dCNthyxk?si=W…
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy anniversary!
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It wasn't quite as warm as that today in Staffordshire, but I still went out in a t-shirt for my lunchtime walk. Remarkable.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 30/09/2026
This was my Britain. It's never coming back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
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Don Amott Commercials-1.avi
YouTube video by Tutbury Ram
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@flossietp.bsky.social Happy birthday! Have a superb day.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheers! I have been promised cake later. Leaving room. 👍
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks Mary. 😀
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheers Flossie. 😀
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, that’s sad.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I seem to have attracted the attention of a police helicopter on my interval session this morning. They must be particularly dim if they think criminals run up and down a main road repeatedly wearing a 1600 lumen head torch.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dreamt that the hairs on my thighs grew so long, they started plaiting themselves, so eventually I had brown shoelaces dangling there.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They did the same for me when the metal plate where the brush head meets the body came off. 👍
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe two. 😆
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Picking the cat up to show her that the new, noisy coffee machine was nothing to be scared of was a mistake. Anyone got a plaster? Ouch.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the second Che Guevara is Wolfie.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you! Hugs to you too.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good luck!
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can run faster with 38Ds, provided he doesn't steal my sports bra first.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In the lounge, in the bay window, by the internet router. Convenient for an electrical socket there. Nowhere near any computers. I sometimes print something then forget it for hours.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes, on 2 phones at once. Scared the fuck out of me.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just sat in a Teams meeting with tissue stuffed under each tit.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thank you! 😀
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The cat’s gone back to bed already.
Black cat snuggled up in a cosy bed on top of a cat tree. She’s staring straight at the camera.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Two cakes! 😍 Happy birthday!
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just finished my gym workout. Put my headphones back in their charging case. 20 seconds later, the timer I’d set went off: Bob Mortimer saying “bobble hats” on repeat, at high volume.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuse wire of many types, despite the fuses that use it having been replaced by breaker switches 15 years ago. "Just in case."
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Have you checked for secret compartments? Press all the bits!
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My photo of Exeter Cathedral. 😃
Large control panel against a stone wall, with multi-coloured buttons, labels, panel doors, and many cables emanating from the top. The cables are very neatly routed to the side. It's situated behind an ornate wooden carved table, and between a large pipe, and a stone column.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No food for pigeon. ☹️
Litter bin with a hand written sign “NO FOOD FOR PIGEON”. Beside it: a forlorn-looking pigeon.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No Little Happy Creatures allowed. ☹️
FAQ's
 Is this Sleaze Castle pet-friendly for guests?
 No, pets are not allowed at this property. Check the
 guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cat has melted.
Black cat with her head drooped over the edge of a cardboard box. She looks fed up. Her ears are pointing sideways.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Aw, that looks like a happy tail now. Glad she's feeling better. Hope she's saving to pay you back.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m still using one from 1998.
Black and orange Women’s Press bookmark.  Closeup of the bottom of the bookmark which says “The Women’s Press, Twentieth Anniversary 1998”.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So sorry.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yep. By Morrisons.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Interesting mural in the underpass. Not sure if I should apply an NSFW tag.
Mural on the wall of an underpass, showing a brown rabbit, with a pigeon right up behind it, standing upright, holding the rabbit’s bum with its wings. Someone has spray painted a censorious squiggle over the pigeon/rabbit interface area.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If they are doing a full series of The Muppet Show they should definitely get Nick Cave on, just so they can have him and Beaker doing Meeping Song
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you're going into Hanley, check out Drop City Books on Piccadilly. Fab book shop.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My copy of "Lace" by Shirley Conran fell apart, it passed through so many hands.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
There’s “not putting things back in their place in the gym”, then there’s whatever the fuck this is. Jesus.
Some kind of contraption made from barbells fastened together, with a trap bar and a box on top.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I always take a roll of washi tape when I stay in hotels. I put a couple of layers over the red lights.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell.
Chris Morris in the news chair on The Day Today. The graphic behind him says “BLOODY HELL”.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
When I recently rewatched this episode, I thought Kayn was probably cut from the same cloth as that guy who etched his initials on people's organs during operations.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I've got a couple of Camelbak ones for the gym/car, with space sloths and dinosaurs on.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the Avon alt text.
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My Dad always told me, back in the 70s, "Mountain rescue won't come for you if you're wearing jeans".
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You've got a jacket with a special leaflet pouch! True dedication to the cause. 😀
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greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Only one flower for me today. But also a hamster. 🙂
Box of a Lego Creator Cute Hamster with a Flower. Lego hamster, made of white, chocolate brown, pink and black Lego. It has big cheek pouches and beady eyes. It's standing next to a purple Lego flower.Lego hamster, made of white, chocolate brown, pink and black Lego. It's sitting up, waving its front paws, next to a purple Lego flower.
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