greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 1hPut it half on inside outside then twist and pull over the other half, like this? youtube.com/shorts/yE9dCNthyxk?si=W… 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It wasn't quite as warm as that today in Staffordshire, but I still went out in a t-shirt for my lunchtime walk. Remarkable. 000
Reposted by greythorneJohn Allison @badmachinery.com · 30/09/2026This was my Britain. It's never coming back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...youtube.comDon Amott Commercials-1.aviYouTube video by Tutbury Ram 3123
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@flossietp.bsky.social Happy birthday! Have a superb day. 111
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheers! I have been promised cake later. Leaving room. 👍 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I seem to have attracted the attention of a police helicopter on my interval session this morning. They must be particularly dim if they think criminals run up and down a main road repeatedly wearing a 1600 lumen head torch. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dreamt that the hairs on my thighs grew so long, they started plaiting themselves, so eventually I had brown shoelaces dangling there. 100
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They did the same for me when the metal plate where the brush head meets the body came off. 👍 010
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Picking the cat up to show her that the new, noisy coffee machine was nothing to be scared of was a mistake. Anyone got a plaster? Ouch. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I can run faster with 38Ds, provided he doesn't steal my sports bra first. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In the lounge, in the bay window, by the internet router. Convenient for an electrical socket there. Nowhere near any computers. I sometimes print something then forget it for hours. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Yes, on 2 phones at once. Scared the fuck out of me. 020
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just sat in a Teams meeting with tissue stuffed under each tit. 030
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just finished my gym workout. Put my headphones back in their charging case. 20 seconds later, the timer I’d set went off: Bob Mortimer saying “bobble hats” on repeat, at high volume. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Fuse wire of many types, despite the fuses that use it having been replaced by breaker switches 15 years ago. "Just in case." 100
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Have you checked for secret compartments? Press all the bits! 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Aw, that looks like a happy tail now. Glad she's feeling better. Hope she's saving to pay you back. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Interesting mural in the underpass. Not sure if I should apply an NSFW tag. 243
Reposted by greythorneBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If they are doing a full series of The Muppet Show they should definitely get Nick Cave on, just so they can have him and Beaker doing Meeping Song 0237
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 21/03/2026If you're going into Hanley, check out Drop City Books on Piccadilly. Fab book shop. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026My copy of "Lace" by Shirley Conran fell apart, it passed through so many hands. 110
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026There’s “not putting things back in their place in the gym”, then there’s whatever the fuck this is. Jesus. 021
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I always take a roll of washi tape when I stay in hotels. I put a couple of layers over the red lights. 142
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When I recently rewatched this episode, I thought Kayn was probably cut from the same cloth as that guy who etched his initials on people's organs during operations. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I've got a couple of Camelbak ones for the gym/car, with space sloths and dinosaurs on. 000
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My Dad always told me, back in the 70s, "Mountain rescue won't come for you if you're wearing jeans". 100
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026You've got a jacket with a special leaflet pouch! True dedication to the cause. 😀 120
greythorne @greythorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Only one flower for me today. But also a hamster. 🙂 020