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@greyclownfish.bsky.social
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“This world is bullshit.” - Fiona Apple

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Prayer in C (Robin Schulz Remix)
YouTube video by Lilly Wood & The Prick - Topic
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I return home to have Charlie stuck to my ankle, yet again.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Thank you!
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Tori Amos songs are all I need in my playlist right now, and for a while.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
There was a time when I made all my Christmas gifts.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I once found the musical ‘Hamilton’ to be inspiring. Years later, I send the YouTube playlist of the musical to anyone who mentions narcissistic personality disorder, or says their ex is a narcissist. I wonder who else sees the instructive value that I see.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Boys can be baddies too.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
First thing I thought was, “Where did he get those shoes?”
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The unsquashed triplets!
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yes. It is the only affordable city in Texas where I can practice criminal defense and be self-employed.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Basically, you blinded her with science?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Threw in a little bit of matcha. The drizzle is black sugar syrup.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I will never forget the eeriness of reading ‘The Exorcist’ by William Peter Blatty the week of law school orientation in an unfurnished apartment. I purposely left the lights off and read the book in the middle of the living room, with a flashlight. It was awesome. But I wouldn’t do it again.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I realize I’m the only one in this house who uses the couch.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I'm 34 years old and admittedly enamored with these Skullpanda thingies. Also, for Halloween, I've decided to be a cross between a Labubu and Frank from the movie 'Donnie Darko.'
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I’m downtown again, in what I call my “painting leggings.” Still trying to figure out what attracts so many people here. Is it just the feeling of “being downtown”?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I slammed the back of my head against the windowsill yesterday. I have plenty to go around.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
So… do you guys go to chiropractors?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Autumn weekend:
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'm tempted to move to the Medical Center in the next year or so. I'm a sucker for stale nostalgia.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Icy blue:
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“Doglet” is a better word than “puppy.”
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The face of glee:
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
*Hands you this*
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
personally I would be mildly ashamed if I didn't have professional enemies, because it would mean I was conspiring against the public instead.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
AI correctly described my dog as having a “cheeky grin.” Does this mean I should use AI to draft motions and briefs?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Are you one of my clients?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Today I went to the library and checked out four books (two novels and two short story collections). I went to the park, sat on a bench, and finished one short story collection early in the evening. I do not regret this one bit. Maybe I should do this once a week or something.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
We're still making fun of people more than a decade after unflattering yearbook photos were taken?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Anchovy" is a funny word.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It is Saturday. It is sweltering.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
These two should host a talk show.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Are you talking about the Laurel Ridge dude who has criminal charges pending in North Carolina alongside the pending case in Texas?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I laughed again.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Middle school and high school was filled with teachers telling us all that what Bush does is not his fault, that he is too stupid to know any better or carry out what he did alone. Also, “He looks like a Keebler elf.”
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Benevolently phrased, AI.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The area where Marbach and Hunt intersect isn’t as bad as people on the Internet make it out to be.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Mosquito bites galore. Time to connect the dots.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I have no idea why I follow you, but your posts make me laugh.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
In college, I was the person with the iced chai latte who came in late to global politics all the time.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The simplest explanation for entitlement is that some people think they are special, and deserve to be treated differently than others in the most positive way.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
He’s tired of everyone’s shit.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I almost bought one of those boxes of rice and fried shrimp from HEB and I am glad I resisted what could have been a disastrous impulse purchase.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Got told to smile again! Would be nice to just go to work and not interact with anyone when it's not absolutely necessary.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Should I watch 'Titanic' tonight with the dogs?
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Refrains from saying something that gets me the "Intolerant" label. (I am not pro-Israel, btw).
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I need to reconfigure everything. I've started by making it clearer that I WILL NOT talk to clients' relatives, friends, and romantic partners and there will be NO exceptions. This is my standard, and if I do not enforce it, it was never my standard to begin with.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One thing I learned this week is that I have been feeding Charlie too much and he is two pounds overweight. Cooper is only 70 pounds.
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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
That one not-sexy thing that is always in high demand.
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