greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Threw in a little bit of matcha. The drizzle is black sugar syrup. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I’m downtown again, in what I call my “painting leggings.” Still trying to figure out what attracts so many people here. Is it just the feeling of “being downtown”? 020
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Drinking more water from the mug of millionaires: 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Someone’s got the skills to pose, pose, pose. 020
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Would making fun of this guy be racist and worthy of an "Intolerant" label under Bluesky standards? I know a handful of people opposed to interracial relationships and marriages who would readily cite to this situation in support of their position. Just saying. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Uh, you just cut the ties. It doesn't have to be done a certain way. I don't think it has to be done nicely, even. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Isn’t there some legend about how St. Patrick banished all the snakes from Ireland? 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Accurate description of small law offices (I don’t think we should be calling them “firms”): 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Cooking fries in beef tallow is supposed to help raise your revenue?! 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The concept of only allowing lawyers for “the innocent” people is both hilarious and terrifying to me. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The cone will be removed soon, and he shall be liberated. 010
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I could’ve sworn this poster was that overweight lady who told me I was a “sweet summer child” just b/c I stated I was contemplating law school (I was 22 at the time). The lady cooed, “Oh, I’m not trying to discourage you, but it’s so much work…” Wait. That wasn’t a lawyer. Just a (fat) paralegal. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This person made the “misery sandwich” herself. Some people find solace in “working case files.” If it interferes with other aspects of your life, maybe you should’ve prioritized and made better decisions. Can’t be with your spouse and kids that often? Can’t have “fun”? That’s YOUR problem. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025#LawTwitter was the most toxic, narcissistic part of X that prompted me to come over here. Never was an online social media platform so full of posts that were downright agitating, leaving me to empathize with clients & non-clients alike when it comes to lawyers being obnoxious dicks. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/02/2025On a lighter note, what goes through the minds of these models when they pose for stock photos used for the purpose of spreading awareness about sexual harassment? 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I told an old therapist something along these lines when she said criminal defense was a “testosterone-fueled profession.” I told her I didn’t owe anyone an explanation for practicing criminal defense, yet I’m asked “why” too often. She continued to blame white men & I stopped seeing her. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Everyone is watching the Super Bowl thingy and I’m trying to educate myself on why all these people on X are saying certain things about Brittany Mahomes, a person whose name I’ve only heard of today because I don’t care about sports. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This place was very popular and well-maintained at one point (2017). It turned to shit. It’s still here: 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Forgive the glare and dry skin. But I’m just so happy that I got my favorite pair of glasses fixed. 000
greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Gonna have these mass-produced. I will sell these as a side hustle. I will succeed. 000
