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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I return home to have Charlie stuck to my ankle, yet again.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Tori Amos songs are all I need in my playlist right now, and for a while.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

There was a time when I made all my Christmas gifts.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I once found the musical ‘Hamilton’ to be inspiring. Years later, I send the YouTube playlist of the musical to anyone who mentions narcissistic personality disorder, or says their ex is a narcissist. I wonder who else sees the instructive value that I see.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

First thing I thought was, “Where did he get those shoes?”

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Threw in a little bit of matcha. The drizzle is black sugar syrup.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I will never forget the eeriness of reading ‘The Exorcist’ by William Peter Blatty the week of law school orientation in an unfurnished apartment. I purposely left the lights off and read the book in the middle of the living room, with a flashlight. It was awesome. But I wouldn’t do it again.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I'm 34 years old and admittedly enamored with these Skullpanda thingies. Also, for Halloween, I've decided to be a cross between a Labubu and Frank from the movie 'Donnie Darko.'

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I’m downtown again, in what I call my “painting leggings.” Still trying to figure out what attracts so many people here. Is it just the feeling of “being downtown”?

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I'm tempted to move to the Medical Center in the next year or so. I'm a sucker for stale nostalgia.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

“Doglet” is a better word than “puppy.”

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

*Hands you this*

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

personally I would be mildly ashamed if I didn't have professional enemies, because it would mean I was conspiring against the public instead.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

AI correctly described my dog as having a “cheeky grin.” Does this mean I should use AI to draft motions and briefs?

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Today I went to the library and checked out four books (two novels and two short story collections). I went to the park, sat on a bench, and finished one short story collection early in the evening. I do not regret this one bit. Maybe I should do this once a week or something.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

We're still making fun of people more than a decade after unflattering yearbook photos were taken?

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

It is Saturday. It is sweltering.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

These two should host a talk show.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Middle school and high school was filled with teachers telling us all that what Bush does is not his fault, that he is too stupid to know any better or carry out what he did alone. Also, “He looks like a Keebler elf.”

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The area where Marbach and Hunt intersect isn’t as bad as people on the Internet make it out to be.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Mosquito bites galore. Time to connect the dots.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

In college, I was the person with the iced chai latte who came in late to global politics all the time.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

The simplest explanation for entitlement is that some people think they are special, and deserve to be treated differently than others in the most positive way.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

He’s tired of everyone’s shit.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I almost bought one of those boxes of rice and fried shrimp from HEB and I am glad I resisted what could have been a disastrous impulse purchase.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Got told to smile again! Would be nice to just go to work and not interact with anyone when it's not absolutely necessary.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Should I watch 'Titanic' tonight with the dogs?

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Refrains from saying something that gets me the "Intolerant" label. (I am not pro-Israel, btw).

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I need to reconfigure everything. I've started by making it clearer that I WILL NOT talk to clients' relatives, friends, and romantic partners and there will be NO exceptions. This is my standard, and if I do not enforce it, it was never my standard to begin with.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

One thing I learned this week is that I have been feeding Charlie too much and he is two pounds overweight. Cooper is only 70 pounds.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Charlie is hiding because he knows it is time to cut his nails.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I have seen people do both in my lifetime.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I crush them and put them in an empty glass, which I then fill with milk.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Strawberry cream cheese bagel time.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

TIL how to properly pronounce "melee."

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Orange vanilla Hi-C makes this soda fountain the best in miles.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Being propositioned for sex is not part of the job as a criminal defense attorney. This is not acceptable, and anyone who says you should just laugh it off and take it as a compliment is a fuckhead who likely has other issues they'd be too embarrassed to disclose.

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greyclownfish @greyclownfish.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Woke up to both dogs headbutting me. Ouch.

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

My husband just asked me if he should get some "salmonella candles" to keep the mosquitoes away while he's at the store. And, as he lay cackling on the floor at his mistake, conceded that those probably are in our future under RFK Jr. I told him to get the citronella candles.

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