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Greg Stolze

@gregstolze.bsky.social
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Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com. I'm just a simple fish, struggling with six million years of evolution I never requested.

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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 9h
(wipes brow)
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 9h
STUDENT: …but we already read ‘Ozymandius.’ PROFESSOR: Sure, the Shelly poem. But what about second Ozymandius? GRAD STUDENT: I don’t think he knows about second Ozymandius. allpoetry.com/poem/8570571...
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Ozymandias by Horace Smith
Read the full text of Horace Smith's classic poem "Ozymandias." Explore poetic themes, analysis, and share your own critique with a community of fellow poets.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 11h
Astro City A Visitor's Guide (3563)
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“No kink at pride!” That’s “prude” you’re thinking of. No kink at *prude*.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 21h
👍 ✋️
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 21h
In retrospect, it was pretty dumb to expect Pete Hegseth to win a war against a country where booze ain't legal.
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Chris | Junk Food Games @junkfoodgames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We love to see it! Also! Libraries can get ttrpg's from IPR at a discount! I had forgotten until I saw a library ordered one of my games in this sales report Let your local library know! www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Librar...
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Library Information :: IPR
Indie Press Revolution (IPR) is a direct sales network of quality independent publishers, dedicated to bringing you the best of small press tabletop roleplaying and storytelling games.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 21h
Where may I direct my high 5 for your dad?
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 21h
...wut
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When someone described it as "a round of shots," Hegseth couldn't refuse.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👍
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know the original reference, right?
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Ross Payton @rosspayton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Delta Green: The Hoarders Evan Mullins is a wealthy man in Dallas. He built a large and garish mansion in an exurb of Dallas, Texas. His family is worried about him as he has shown signs of hoarding. They hired a team of experts to help declutter his house. In their first visit to his house, one…
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Delta Green: The Hoarders
Evan Mullins is a wealthy man in Dallas. He built a large and garish mansion in an exurb of Dallas, Texas. His family is worried about him as he has shown signs of hoarding. They hired a team of experts to help declutter his house. In their first visit to his house, one of the team, Martin Saxon went missing. Evan claims that Saxon ran out of the house when no one was looking.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep thinking back to my college roommate who was hit with tens of thousands in fines for file sharing music. Now, AI companies just get to disregard copyright entirely and we’re told we have to choke it down and deal with it.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every day, in every way, I am more and more pleased with my decision to remove FB/Meta from my life as much as I can.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My new pitch for Reality TV is "I MUST PROTEST!" Every week, two charismatic college professors and one celebrity guest view footage of protests for social change from around the globe and send $10,000 to "the best one."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non…
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
writers: remember that we must be in solidarity with our artist comrades. this affects all creatives. do not be like those quislings who disdain genai writing but eagerly use genai imagery.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There must be posters the algorithm promotes but does not constrain, and posters the algorithm constrains but does not promote.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll work on it.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again people are getting in the way of my love for humanity.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HOW ARE THE REST OF US 'SPOSTA MAINTAIN ANY KINDA SELF-ESTEEM?
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID THE UNTAMED manages the astonishing trick of using explicit horniness to examine heartbreaking loneliness. I REMEMBER YOU is from Iceland from 2017 and I feel like people are either going to love its gimmick or despise it, but I found it clever.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was in yoga class and suddenly I felt like a fish, trapped behind 60 million years of evolution I never asked for.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...what a convoluted way to say, "I only ever learn the hardest and most painful way, and never wish to learn of anyone else's joy."
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll get to it.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here in #Wisconsin, Brian Steil is resorting to desperate, screedy mailers. DAMN but I would love to never hear another thing from or about that oily little grifter.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...while they wonder why they are not revered and respected like they IMAGINED they would be, if only art was easy!
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think a lot of these LLM jockeys have never tried to write or paint, and have never really admired an author or artist. They are now being treated as such creatives often are--with scorn...
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
3-panel SMBC comic update. A man is checking news headlines on his phone, with the first stating "president raises tariffs; deports workers; starts war." The man says "woops," still looking down at his phone. The final panel shows a scene from earlier, where the man is wishing on a monkey's paw: "Monkey's Paw, I wish people cared about basic economics." One of the fingers on the paw curls ominously.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will now type the sentence that so many writers long to read, maybe even more than "Check enclosed.": I am so jealous.
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
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Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over the weekend I was on a panel about AI in books and I said that publishers have always been so careful about fair use -- you can use maybe a line or two from a song but never any more -- and then the tech bros were like, we are entitled to all books. They belong to us now. Fuck you.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's Congress's job. Congress is mostly Republicans right now. There is nothing they live more than not doing their job. I have never seen anyone who hates doing an honest day's work more than a House Republican.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legalizing gambling was the single biggest social disaster of the last decade, and that's a high bar to clear.
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Just five more inches and I can fit it in the fridge!"
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
("The Other Fran" is even more fun for people named Greg.)
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ARCHIVE 81 (especially s3) TANIS ACEPHALE THE MOTH THE TRUTH (especially "The Other Fran" and "Body Genius") MAGNUS ARCHIVES KNIFEPOINT HORROR SEALSKIN ROCK SCARE YOURSELF TO SLEEP
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn, push fluids, feel better.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
btw seattle if you haven't been masking religously, now is the time. something so nasty is going around, i haven't been sick for this long in a decade outside of covid, maybe longer!! my best friend is also sick and his partner got pneumonia from it. the store is out of cold medicine. stay safe haha
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...that moment 2/3 through the project when you think, "Oooohh, this pig is gonna need a LOT of lipstick."
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be easier if the books were pure shit but she did have a very acute sense of pacing.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
rosetyilers on tumblr: "ameri*can* but ameri*shouldn't*"

cuddleslutash: "Can this be our foreign policy from now on"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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