Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the fact that American towns are being polluted with chemicals and constant noise is a Chinese psy-op 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s some conservative influencer out there who will pull up a clip of a private citizen calling Trump this and they’ll say ‘See? The vitriol comes from both sides.’ 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026During Trump 45, Republicans claimed all the reports that Trump’s family were profiting from corruption were fake news. During Trump 47 they’re like ‘Yeah they‘re doing all those things, so what?’ 001
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Administration led by geriatric who can‘t stay awake during mid-day meetings and has severely swollen cankles wants the commoners to stand on cement slabs for 8-hour shifts. 122831
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tucker Carlson can’t understand why Britain didn’t want to be run by a madman who would’ve gladly committed crimes against humanity had the opportunity presented itself Can’t believe Tucker was a huge Trump guy 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hopefully mainstream dolts like Ezra Klein will stop falling for Christopher Rufo’s “I’m a reasonable conservative” shtick and start seeing him for the white nationalist he’s always been. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m one paragraph into Time’s interview with Trump and I’m already done. The first question is about whether he disagrees with a guy’s views on safety, and the first 6 sentences are about dinner plans and golf. This guy’s brain is cooked. 001
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t worry, Seth - Jake Tapper is working on a voluminous tome that covers the mental decline of Donald Trump and the sleights of hand that administration insiders have been pulling to conceal the president’s cognitive issues. Right, @jaketapper.bsky.social? It’s with the editor now, right? 1121
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@jaketapper.bsky.social - Your book on Trump’s cognitive decline has to be in the post-editing phase, right? Do you have a release date? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026in which you mispronounce two terms you have strong opinions about 060
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mr “I have no money, I literally invest it all back into my content” Beast is going to be on Shark Tank to cut checks for people’s businesses, wonder how he can afford to do it being so poor 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hegseth: Secretary of War or early-2000s emo? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026every line is about who I don’t wanna write about anymore 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how much money would it take to get Yordan Alvarez to run down the first base line 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This gives “Officer, our friend isn’t drunk, and besides we’re on the way home, so please don’t give us an underage drinking charge” vibe 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you watch this and think ‘Yes, this is normal, this is good, I support this,’ you’re irredeemably stupid and deserve to be mocked openly in public and nobody should ever take you seriously on anything ever 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look dude, at this point if you think this administration isn’t gearing up for domestic strife, I’m sorry but you’re too stupid to be allowed to vote. 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Leaked audio of Ken Paxton: Q: Do you think Trump is a bit of a drag? Paxton: To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good. 46936325
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: Do you testify under oath that you’ve never gone to a Hawks game? [JACK SMITH]: Yes that’s correct. [SCHMITT]: Okay, so how do you explain THIS?! [SMITH]: That’s a photo of me standing next to a statue of Stephen Hawking. [SCHMITT]: …You dirtbag. 021
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope Ossoff becomes president in 2028 and changes the name to Tremendous Intelligence 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2635209955727
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is a wild story. There are more white Arkansans on welfare than any other race. Crazy that they can’t even begin to be a model for who can commit welfare fraud. And also, the ability to be healthy is a human right. Pretty crazy that we describe receiving insurance without working as ‘fraud’.foxnews.com'Insulting': Ex-Trump official's 'dishonest' campaign ad triggers conservative revoltGOP Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' reelection ad depicting a white-male welfare recipient named "Brad" drew conservative backlash online. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Breaking News: Frail white men big angry because a politician dared claim they could be the type to abuse welfare.foxnews.com'Insulting': Ex-Trump official's 'dishonest' campaign ad triggers conservative revoltGOP Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' reelection ad depicting a white-male welfare recipient named "Brad" drew conservative backlash online. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oooh someone’s trying to piss off Steven Cheung 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*Biden voice* “C’mon man! ….I’m serious! …60 days! ….We’re building sentences from the inside out and ground up! …I GOT IT DONE!” 010
Reposted by Greg ParmesanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026Trump on Canada: "They have been one of the worst countries in the entire world" 5881314330
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Christopher Rufo is the classic example of a conservative who goes on mainstream podcasts like Ezra Klein’s and presents himself as a ‘reasonable’ member of the ‘other side’, then goes on rightwing podcasts and shows his whole white nationalist ass. 0101
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because Penn State‘s offensive play-calling is a perpetually tepid mixture of screen passes and 2-yard runs up the middle. 020
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here’s a list of shows I was told at some point or another that I “had to watch”. Proud to say I’ve only ever seen Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. 000
Reposted by Greg Parmesanteamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story. 422022745
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Donald Trump is on my flight right now. When I boarded, I went up to him and shook his hand and said “Please keep your name off the Kennedy Center.” He pulled his hand back and said “I never liked the San Diego Padres!” Turns out he thinks the center is named after former MLB player Terry Kennedy. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was on a flight with MarkWayne Mullen the other day. I walked up to him and shook his hand and said “People are dying in ICE custody and you’re not doing anything about it”. He pulled his hand back then tipped his cowboy hat and yelled “Yeehaw!” and sat back down. Then I watched ‘Gladiator’. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imagine this being your lot in life Benny Johnson could‘ve done anything. He chose this 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I make a list of predictions, a guy calls me a clown, I make a friendly wager that I’ll post a self-deprecating comment if less than half of my predictions come true, and then the guy blocks me. Of course when my predictions come true he’ll be nowhere to be found. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Two words: Economic boycott. We walk out of our jobs and our only purchases are food. When the stock market dives the puppeteers will step in and tell him to back off. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All he needs to do is gum up a few key states or districts to throw the national scene into chaos. The only Trump predictions I’ve made in the past 10 years that turned out to be inaccurate were ones in which I predicted things would go better than they ultimately did. So maybe this’ll be a first. 100
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look, I’d love to be a total clown on this. I *want* to be wrong. I have a wager for you: If less than 5 of these predictions come true, the on 1/3/27 I’ll post “I’m a giant clown and nobody should listen to me”; the flip side is if 5 or more of these predictions come true you must do this. Deal? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Incumbent” meant as “incoming“ in these tweets 100
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/20268) “Incumbent Dems are communists and will destroy America” 9) More emergencies declared 10) “I‘ve ordered the DC National Guard to bar any incoming Dems from DC. They shouldn’t even show up” 11) January 3rd deadline passes without swearing in new House 12) ? 100
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/20261) Declare an emergency 2) Order the military to seize election machines 3) Action #2 stymies counting/certification timelines 4) Courts rule his actions illegal 5) Everyone becomes skeptical of results 6) Repubs use #5 to push for lengthy audits 7) “We can’t seat incumbent Dems until audits finish” 300
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve been saying it for more than a year: At some point, I think shortly after the election, when it’s apparent Dems won the House, Trump will say that “communists have infiltrated the government” and he’ll declare a ton of emergencies then ultimately tell incoming Dems that they’re barred from DC. 100
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026he’s choosin‘ Texas and I’m choosin‘ early-2000s pop-punk over today’s music 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please stop making predictions, as they’re always depressing and they’re always correct 😔 010
Reposted by Greg ParmesanProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 412113796072
