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Greg Parmesan

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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m one paragraph into Time’s interview with Trump and I’m already done. The first question is about whether he disagrees with a guy’s views on safety, and the first 6 sentences are about dinner plans and golf. This guy’s brain is cooked.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine this being your lot in life Benny Johnson could‘ve done anything. He chose this
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
presented without comment
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump has been renovating DC and militarizing everything because he’s planning to never leave. Enjoy the next 43 days, because our country will enter a more intense phase of dysfunction starting the night of 11/3, at which time Trump will claim the GOP retained both houses despite election results.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
who takes this person seriously i mean it who observed Benny Johnson and says ‘Yes, this guy right here is my kind of guy’?
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine scrolling the thumbnails of Benny Johnson’s YouTube channel and being like ‘Yes, this guy is wise, I will subscribe and listen to him often.’
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In case you ever wondered what hell is like, there’s a video of Benny Johnson talking with Ben Shapiro about how the Bible actually promotes keeping out foreigners, and it’s probably as close to experiencing hell as you could ever get
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to call out one sociopathif GOP congressman in particular: Scott Perry. Perry defended deporting foreigners directly to CECOT (see below) and became upset when a judge *stopped America* from sending more foreigners directly to CECOT.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell should roll into the Senate like
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Benny Johnson reporting from the Republican Convention to inform us that the small room of cult members are still really into the cult
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
President Trump promises to flood the economy with $1.5 Trillion in cash. Reminder that economists claimed the Covid stimulus checks that were less than 25% that amount caused catastrophic inflation.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If this guy coached Michigan against OSU in 2016 he would’ve also been pretty sure the first down line is a concave arc
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The NUMBER 2 story on FoxNews, in case you still thought corporate media serves the people in any capacity.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
DEAR PRESIDENT ‘I’M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS’…
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dear Don, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’ I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Benny Johnson posing for his RealDoll mold
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jared Kushner is in his Britt Hume phase
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is going to be a very obscure reference, but why does Ted Cruz look like “Lord Ray-El”?
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t even need to editorialize this one. Anyone who thinks this is okay has low self-respect and dubious intelligence.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Again, this is just…embarrassing and cringe. Anyone who sees this and thinks ‘This is normal and good’ has no self-respect.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In the past decade, I supported Bernie, Andrew Yang, and Pete Buttigieg in their presidential bids. If they had won and gone on to post stuff like this, I would’ve slinked away in embarrassment. I can‘t understand how anyone thinks this is normal or okay. I’ve tried to understand but I just can’t.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“People just submitted it. I don't know why. They "trust me". Dumb fucks.” - Mark Zuckerberg
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Greetings, fellow humans! I come in peace with technology that will further erode societal trust and invade privacy. Please upload your most intimate moments to my servers so you can enjoy the benefits of first-person 4k video.”
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I was lost and drove around looking for someone to ask for directions, I would roll right by this guy because he looks like an oblivious moron. No way in hell should our society take this guy’s direction on the future of tech.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Benny Johnson with the daily “Christ is King” tweet to keep plausible deniability with mainstream Christians. These religious asides that white nationalists like Benjamin release daily are why some people in this country confused Charlie Kirk as just some Christian dude who speaks at colleges.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Benny Johnson with the ‘doctor-just-inserted-a-cold-colonoscope-and-the-anesthesia-isn’t-fully-working-yet’ face Not sure who gets drawn into his content or why anyone would take him seriously, but I guess to each his/her/their own
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dr Phil is making a documentary about an oil company drilling in Greenland This is the dumbest timeline filled with the dumbest people
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of FoxNews’ top stories is about a lazy delivery driver. Corporate media sells us out every day so we’re used to this nonsense, but take a step back for a moment and think about how batshit insane it is that a major news network believes this is the kind of thing that matters to us.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’ve been saying this for more than a year, but when Democrats take back the House and potentially win some additional Senate seats, the orange clown is going to say that the incoming Democratic winners are too radical to seat. What comes next will decide our democracy.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
John Cornyn with the Profile In Courage
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Help me understand what’s even going on here
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry to all the Native Americans out there who were death-marched from their homes and slaughtered - the *real* victims in American history are the guys who - hold up, let me double check this - broke into the Capitol building attempting to stop a presidential vote certification.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Journalists yesterday: “Trump is having second thoughts about Blanche.” Trump this morning: Confirm Blanche immediately. At some point, you have to start wondering who you hate more: The arsonist, or the person handing him gasoline.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Trump wants a “deep throated” SAVE America Act.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Journalists extended an offer to Trump out of “tradition” and “fairness” and what they get in return is an hour of abuse and culture war bottom feeders like Benny Johnson laughing in their faces. I legitimately believe that the press who took part in the WHCD are too stupid to insult.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Look at mistah fancy ovah theah, tawlking all night on his computah. BEN! ARE YA COMIN TA BED, BEN? TURN OFF THE COMPUTAH AND GET SOME SLEEP! YER FRIENDS WILL STILL BE THEAH TOMORRA!”
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
now BJ is waving some black boxes in front of our faces and telling us to dial 10-10-220 to make a 20-minute call for just 99 cents
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Benedict, being a loyal foot soldier, sums up the speech with his final big ask of joining him on live so he can walk you through his “daddy I’ve been a good boy” spiel, much to the dismay of his wife who doesn’t want to corral the kids into bed all by herself
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ben you naughty little boy There’s no context to this document. So JINA printed fake driver’s licenses and sent them to randos to register to vote for Biden? How would this scheme even work? None of these fake voters would have SSNs or any other gov data. It’d trip the system somewhere.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Benny Johnson linked to the docs and painted them as ’damning wow can you believe it’. The docs reiterate that online voting registries can be hacked but vote machines essentially can’t in a widespread way. Trump is banking on his supporters listening to Benny’s horseshit analysis.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Benjy is a busy little bee. More mundane nonsense being spun as ‘incredible many people are saying sir can you believe it‘ kind of stuff
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ugh Benyamine posted more of these incredibly damning wow can you believe it documents, and the big reveal is - SURPRISE! - foreign nations use social media to try to sway public opinion. bigly amazing like you wouldn’t believe nobody’s ever seen it before
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Benny Johnson out here acting like Trump’s election documents are damning when all they say is that voter data maintained through the internet could be accessed but vote counting equipment could only be accessed locally and therefore is low risk to impact elections.
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The buried lede Benny will never ever mention
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Haaaaaa
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Receipts:
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Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just submitted emails to my senators (Fetterman and McCormick) requesting that they vote NO on the Blanche confirmation, and I received an ‘out of order’ message upon submit. I think this epitomizes today’s Congress: It’s a one-way relationship.
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