Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 8hDuring Trump 45, Republicans claimed all the reports that Trump’s family were profiting from corruption were fake news. During Trump 47 they’re like ‘Yeah they‘re doing all those things, so what?’ 001
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 10hAdministration led by geriatric who can‘t stay awake during mid-day meetings and has severely swollen cankles wants the commoners to stand on cement slabs for 8-hour shifts. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 12hTucker Carlson can’t understand why Britain didn’t want to be run by a madman who would’ve gladly committed crimes against humanity had the opportunity presented itself Can’t believe Tucker was a huge Trump guy 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hopefully mainstream dolts like Ezra Klein will stop falling for Christopher Rufo’s “I’m a reasonable conservative” shtick and start seeing him for the white nationalist he’s always been. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m one paragraph into Time’s interview with Trump and I’m already done. The first question is about whether he disagrees with a guy’s views on safety, and the first 6 sentences are about dinner plans and golf. This guy’s brain is cooked. 001
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@jaketapper.bsky.social - Your book on Trump’s cognitive decline has to be in the post-editing phase, right? Do you have a release date? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mr “I have no money, I literally invest it all back into my content” Beast is going to be on Shark Tank to cut checks for people’s businesses, wonder how he can afford to do it being so poor 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hegseth: Secretary of War or early-2000s emo? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026every line is about who I don’t wanna write about anymore 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how much money would it take to get Yordan Alvarez to run down the first base line 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This gives “Officer, our friend isn’t drunk, and besides we’re on the way home, so please don’t give us an underage drinking charge” vibe 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you watch this and think ‘Yes, this is normal, this is good, I support this,’ you’re irredeemably stupid and deserve to be mocked openly in public and nobody should ever take you seriously on anything ever 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look dude, at this point if you think this administration isn’t gearing up for domestic strife, I’m sorry but you’re too stupid to be allowed to vote. 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Leaked audio of Ken Paxton: Q: Do you think Trump is a bit of a drag? Paxton: To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good. 46936325
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: Do you testify under oath that you’ve never gone to a Hawks game? [JACK SMITH]: Yes that’s correct. [SCHMITT]: Okay, so how do you explain THIS?! [SMITH]: That’s a photo of me standing next to a statue of Stephen Hawking. [SCHMITT]: …You dirtbag. 021
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope Ossoff becomes president in 2028 and changes the name to Tremendous Intelligence 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2637209865723
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is a wild story. There are more white Arkansans on welfare than any other race. Crazy that they can’t even begin to be a model for who can commit welfare fraud. And also, the ability to be healthy is a human right. Pretty crazy that we describe receiving insurance without working as ‘fraud’.foxnews.com'Insulting': Ex-Trump official's 'dishonest' campaign ad triggers conservative revoltGOP Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' reelection ad depicting a white-male welfare recipient named "Brad" drew conservative backlash online. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Breaking News: Frail white men big angry because a politician dared claim they could be the type to abuse welfare.foxnews.com'Insulting': Ex-Trump official's 'dishonest' campaign ad triggers conservative revoltGOP Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' reelection ad depicting a white-male welfare recipient named "Brad" drew conservative backlash online. 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026Trump on Canada: "They have been one of the worst countries in the entire world" 5891313330
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here’s a list of shows I was told at some point or another that I “had to watch”. Proud to say I’ve only ever seen Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. 000
Reposted by Greg Parmesanteamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story. 422019744
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Donald Trump is on my flight right now. When I boarded, I went up to him and shook his hand and said “Please keep your name off the Kennedy Center.” He pulled his hand back and said “I never liked the San Diego Padres!” Turns out he thinks the center is named after former MLB player Terry Kennedy. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was on a flight with MarkWayne Mullen the other day. I walked up to him and shook his hand and said “People are dying in ICE custody and you’re not doing anything about it”. He pulled his hand back then tipped his cowboy hat and yelled “Yeehaw!” and sat back down. Then I watched ‘Gladiator’. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imagine this being your lot in life Benny Johnson could‘ve done anything. He chose this 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026he’s choosin‘ Texas and I’m choosin‘ early-2000s pop-punk over today’s music 000
Reposted by Greg ParmesanProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 412113696065
Reposted by Greg ParmesanSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026PROGRAMMING NOTE: Braden "Clavicular" Peters will be unavoidably unavailable for his upcoming podcast appearance with Vice President of the United States JD Vance and recent honored Pentagon guest Jake Paul because he's been charged with Rape in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. 51669198
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@atrupar.com out running through a field like Julie Andrews, hopefully 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Extremely rare FoxNews W. Credit where credit is due. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump has been renovating DC and militarizing everything because he’s planning to never leave. Enjoy the next 43 days, because our country will enter a more intense phase of dysfunction starting the night of 11/3, at which time Trump will claim the GOP retained both houses despite election results. 100
Reposted by Greg ParmesanAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He’s literally building a fortified bunker, now an arch that holds major weapons, and controls the military and nukes. He has zero plams to leave, people better wake tf up 1811761656
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Sir, Denmark sent us the final terms, but it’s in Danish so I’m calling the embassy to get it translated.” *snatches paper* “Looks like they’re saying they‘re giving us total control of Greenland. Natalie! Post the following to my Truth Social page…” 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump’s Greenland deal sounds a lot like someone changing their Facebook status to “In A Relationship” after the third date. Denmark is aware of this deal, right? ……Right?! 021
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 18/09/202619 minutes after markets close for the week, Trump announces a deal for Greenland in which Denmark appears to give away everything to the U.S. in return for absolutely nothing. Yeah, gonna need receipts. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In similar news, I’m very happy to announce that my fantasy football commissioner has approved my trade request that will give me Amon-Ra St. Brown in return for Laquon Treadwell. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026boy it’s real good these outlets went to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner 001
Reposted by Greg ParmesanBarbara F. Walter @barbarafwalter.com · 17/09/2026I almost didn't publish this because it was too dark even for me.barbarafwalter.substack.comUkraine Changed How I Think About Civil WarI wish I hadn’t thought this through. 142
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trump’s needlessly gory descriptions of crime (and for the record, I think this is the first rally I’ve heard of wherein someone discussed a person being sodomized) all make sense when Trump biographer @sethabramson.bsky.social explained that Trump becomes sexually aroused by bloody imagery. 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026who takes this person seriously i mean it who observed Benny Johnson and says ‘Yes, this guy right here is my kind of guy’? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine scrolling the thumbnails of Benny Johnson’s YouTube channel and being like ‘Yes, this guy is wise, I will subscribe and listen to him often.’ 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In case you ever wondered what hell is like, there’s a video of Benny Johnson talking with Ben Shapiro about how the Bible actually promotes keeping out foreigners, and it’s probably as close to experiencing hell as you could ever get 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This deal brought to you by the voters who really wanted to punish Biden and Kamala for not being hard enough on Israel™️ 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not trying to be cynical here, but I have a hard time blaming Ed Sheeran when the war machine is fully out of our control. If a couple hundred people make the decisions, and they don’t listen to us, do our words matter? Our votes do, but our words? 000
Greg Parmesan @gregparmesan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Man @sethabramson.bsky.social had this nailed like 7 months ago. Why I follow that cat. Getting next year’s news today. 020
