G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#COYSstatic.klipy.comBeavis: How Come We Never Score?ALT: Beavis: How Come We Never Score? 120
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hit 19/20 on a +4480 US Open parlay and as far as I’m concerned Novak Djokavic is the goat (pejorative) 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So the arm doesn’t count as offsides for attackers but it does for defenders? Make it make sense please. 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It is remarkable how many professional soccer players on Tottenham Hotspur cannot pass a ball ten yards 050
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Introduce yourself: Tottenham Hotspur edition Favourite… - Player: Erik Lamela lol - Current Player: Pedro Porro - Home kit: 10/11 - Away kit: 16/17 - Manager: Mauricio Pochettino - Podcast: TEI First… - Hero: Bale - Stadium Match: Ipswich (home, Nov. 26) (Hopefully) #COYS 231
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026🛰Satle #246 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.casatle.caSatle - A daily geography puzzleSatle is a Wordle-like geography game where you have 6 tries to guess the city based on satellite images. A new puzzle is available each day. 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The only answer is C, for Cleveland, Columbus, and Chicago (obviously). 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026🛰Satle #363 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.casatle.caSatle - A daily geography puzzleSatle is a Wordle-like geography game where you have 6 tries to guess the city based on satellite images. A new puzzle is available each day. 001
Reposted by G. WolfJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 15/07/2026You can actually watch football die 8733168
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I noticed that all the other players were bad but I didn’t notice Balogun at all. Not sure that’s better but maybe by default I guess. 100
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s okay I think we’ll fare better against Spain after this is overturned #USMNT 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Turns out that Belgium is a lot better than the United States at soccer #WorldCup 040
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Yes, the initial Balogun call on the field was bullshit. Always a red card. What are we even doing here? 010
Reposted by G. WolfJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better 71597245
Reposted by G. WolfRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026it's pretty funny that the World Cup has sensors that detect the ball's rotation, acceleration, and location every .002 seconds (not exaggerating, the actual tech specs of the sensor) but also the game gets to the end and the ref says "ok I think 9 more minutes ... maybe more if I feel like it" 542513239
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My most interesting soccer taek is that every team should have Mousa Dembele in his prime so we can see how much he improves every team in the world ever 281
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026www.maptap.gg June 12 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 96🏅 Final score: 987maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by G. WolfNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The Western Hemisphere should never be allowed to host the World Cup. The whole point is to be able to get to work and watch soccer all day until I need to pick up my kids from summer camp. I should be watching Ghana-Uzbekistan at 9am. 151161143
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Don’t think I can beat this so I need to retire. www.82-0.com/share?id=UPh... 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 95🏆 100🎯 Final score: 985maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026lol Wordle 1,768 6/6* ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Reposted by G. WolfAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One indication of congressional atrophy is that people turn to SCOTUS for the thing we should but don't get from Congress: an actual public debate on an important policy issue. Which of course isn't supposed to be a legislative debate, but we've stopped having any actual legislative debates. 121041217
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026#GDTBATHmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another manALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation. 1) Pirates 2) Guardians 3) Blue Jays 4) Whoever is playing the Cubs 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Sportscasters have been saying “Soandso is out with a knee” for at least 25 years and it annoys the shit out of me every time. 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026For the first time I legitimately think Spurs can and will go down 010
Reposted by G. WolfArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative 3656151355
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table . 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If he brings Modric with him, he’ll yeah. Otherwise, no thanks. 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026#GDTBATHmedia.tenor.coma basketball game is being played in front of a o'reilly auto parts adALT: a basketball game is being played in front of a o'reilly auto parts ad 121
Reposted by G. WolfRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We had eradicated this disease. And now because of targeted disinformation, children, immunocompromised people, elderly folks, and so many others become victims in this proxy war and we have a new avoidable pandemic. 261976795
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Is it good if your only goal scoring threats are centerbacks? 000
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I really enjoyed the first two seasons of this show. Then it got unbelievably bad but I may be coming around to it being a Good Bad. 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Bring back Daniel Levy so he can fire Thomas Frank #COYS 020
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Won some silverware this weekend! I’ve scored a lot of goals in my life but I don’t think any have felt better than my stoppage time winner in the Icarus Cup final. 010
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I am only now realizing this is why the Pirates AA affiliate in Altoona is call the Curve 030
Reposted by G. WolfBrian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The people who built the tech destroying society are antisocial weirdos, which is why their products are socially corrosive. But as tools have advanced, incidental pro-social functions (Facebook as Rolodex, Twitter as news hub) have decayed and it’s just “you consume slop, you talk to computer” etc. 1020342
Reposted by G. WolfRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Paul Skenes wins NL Cy Young unanimously! Pirates added Tommy Pham as their big free agent acquisition last year! 47010
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 10/11/2025media.tenor.coma man stands behind a podium with the words pledge across america on the backALT: a man stands behind a podium with the words pledge across america on the back 010
G. Wolf @gregoryjwolf.bsky.social · 04/11/2025When I was in first grade I had a spelling test featuring the word “breakfast.” That morning, I’d seen “Break the Fast” on my Honey Nut Cheerios box, so I spelled breakfast “breakthefast” and that is something I will never forget. 000
Reposted by G. WolfRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/10/2025You’ve gotta admit it’s very convenient that 100 mph is basically the upper limit for how fast humans can throw baseballs. Pretty much the best argument against the metric system 2483277
