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Gregor Clark

@gregorjclark.bsky.social
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Often found on a golf course (the very nice one in the picture). Scottish & politically left of centre. Makes a decent espresso & sourdough pizza (gluten free options always available). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏌️ Back in the 90s I did 🎺 🎶 for a living

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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is truly refreshing to see the ‘don’t speak ill of the dead’ mantra being widely ignored after the death of a truly awful man. Augurs well for the one we’re all waiting for.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Utterly ridiculous that this is the lead story on BBC Scotland news site. ‘SNP in favour of independence’ Not news. ‘Russell Findlay opposed to independence’ Also not news. Russell Findlay obsessed with saying the SNP is obsessed with independence. Also also not news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Scottish Tory leader Findlay says SNP's indy 'obsession' is dangerously irresponsible
Russell Findlay says breaking up the United Kingdom would be "a gift to our enemies".
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Badenoch’s suggestion of universal childcare is bizarre. In itself it’s a sensible idea, but this from the party which removed universal child benefit & created the greatest single unfairness in the tax system affecting parents with differential incomes. Also, getting paid more <> working harder.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
3rd yr Uni, I went to Leipzig GDR September ’89. Actual Stasi would have been tracking everything I did. Probably their least exciting snoop: Target has not attended Uni. Target is in Student Union bar drinking coffee. Target is in Student Union bar drinking beer. Target back to halls. Repeat daily…
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I lived in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, I’d be heaving a sigh of relief as finally a PM has an idea of what needs to change. For 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 , it’s thin gruel as our own govt has already delivered most headline policies & much more. England has been governed terribly in recent years by the govts they elected. We chose better.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The lyric doesn’t scan. The accent falls on the 2nd syllable of ‘story’ which breaches one of the most basic songwriting rules taught in early music education. Even geniuses can make mistakes but Stevie W is enough of a perfectionist to make sure they don’t reach the album.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ‘Songs in the Key of Life EP’ just released is a fascinating listen. It’s clear why these 4 tracks didn’t make the album. Ideas being explored but none reached the level required. ‘My Life Story of Love’ in particular surprised me that it made it this far. open.spotify.com/album/7gzJYO...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP - EP by Stevie Wonder | Spotify
Stevie Wonder · EP · 2026 · 4 songs
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The increasingly bizarre details emerging about the Fairford incident are shining the brightest possible spotlight on the knee-jerk twattery of right wingers. Trump, Rubio, Farage, Tice, Oakeshott. All just making shit up which is disproved by actual facts. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself
He made the call almost an hour before a farmer also called police after seeing men in balaclavas.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish Labour generally adopts a relentless ‘SNP Bad’ policy on everything. Given that their UK leader just announced a raft of policies which replicate many of the SNP’s great achievements over the last 2 decades, Marra has his work cut out. Just admit it Michael - they’ve done lots of good work.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Burnham coverage on the BBC 6 o’clock news. Conference loving it: Public ownership of water. Proportional representation. Free personal care for the elderly. Reform of leasehold property. Shows just how badly England has been governed. Scotland already enjoys all this & much more.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham loves referring to ‘every postcode in the country’. It can only be a matter of time before he makes the relentless pleading of @jamesomalley.co.uk come true and finally liberates the Postcode Address File. #freepaf
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I presume Nigel Farage will be making an immediate apology for his inevitable jumping to the wrong conclusions about the men arrested at Fairford. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
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Five men arrested near RAF Fairford on suspicion of terror offences were UK nationals from London
The men, all in their 20s, were arrested in Whelford near the RAF base early on Sunday morning.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump just arrived at Medinah. Over to you, International Team. Europe kicked their ass in the Ryder Cup. Keep it up - so much losing. LOSERS! 🇺🇸 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NUTTER!
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#snluk George Foreacres as Gianni Infantino is a dead ringer for Pat Kane from Hue and Cry
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week’s @privateeyenews.bsky.social has reported on the Joani Reid/Paul Hutcheon story. Delicious Scottish political gossip. ‘Tawdry in Tartan’
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/technology/2... What about the threat from the US & UK itself? Facebook & Xitter need to be censored, GB News should never have been given a broadcast licence. Plenty Russian interference on all of them.
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New UK agency to fight ‘information warfare’ from likes of Russia, Burnham tells UN
PM aims to ‘stem poisonous tide’ of disinformation and deepfakes with National Centre for Information Defence
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back in the ‘80s, UK Govt attempted to silence the IRA & Sinn Fein by banning their voices from being broadcast. Actors were employed to speak the words. We should repeat this for Trump, but with the most silly voices we can find. Give the South Park team a call…
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alex Cole-Hamilton just said on BBC News that the SNP have been in power for the best part of a generation. Can you remove your ‘once in a generation’ nonsense opposition to indyref2 then please Alex.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Exactly. Privileged Brit arrogance personified. Would be great if BBC had a journalist who’d actually challenge these people. He’s not a wealth creator, he’s a wealth hoarder. Extracted billions of wealth from the UK economy at the expense of many people’s jobs then ran off to Monaco to avoid tax.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not convinced that Trump denying legit media access to the White House is actually as big a deal as it’s made out. He lies constantly & incoherently so the only one to gain from reporting that is him. They can still cover his insanity, just without the direct interactions. Call the liar out.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had BUPA health cover for years through work. Recently left the company. Got quote for continued family cover. Anyone even vaguely considering voting Reform should do the same. My quote (for less cover than before) was over £800 A MONTH! Aside from all their other evils, they want to bankrupt you.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
McCartney could pull out a song he & Lennon wrote back in the sixties & didn’t release because it was so good it would render the rest of their output obsolete, enter it for Eurovision and UK would still get null points. It’s not a music contest. It’s a popularity contest & UK is #1 for unpopularity
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
£104 for a tank of unleaded today. All because stupid Americans preferred an old white fascist to a younger black woman.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a ludicrous waste of time. It’s simple. It’s because of brexit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The irony meter would completely explode if the village of Piddington ends up attracting a large number of fighting age men, many of whom have criminal records, to appear menacing on its streets. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘Outright racist’ activist Daniel Thomas will face ‘full force of law’ over any crimes, says home secretary
Shabana Mahmood says she wants to distinguish between far-right extremism and legitimate local concerns over asylum sites
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... As if it wasn’t sufficiently twattish to overtly declare your village as racist, these morons have gone so far as wanting to become a ‘Principality’. Nothing says ‘taking back control’ like handing control to the hereditary progeny of an unelected monarch. Twats!
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All day Piddington's womminfolk have been telling news how they will be terrified of "hundreds of young men nearby, free to come and go as they please." NOT ONE JOURNALIST has asked: "How did you cope when it was an army base? Who came and went then? Nuns?" Soon as you ask that, all becomes clear.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally acceptance that drowning one’s sorrows after yet another disappointment is an essential part of being a Scotland football fan. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️ 😢 🍺 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Scotland fans allowed to buy alcohol at upcoming games
Trial alcohol sales took place earlier in the year for the national team's friendly games.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sky’s self-promoting ads during the Solheim Cup coverage are completely bonkers. No sports fan is going to stop watching the live sport to switch over to an on-demand movie. Idiots.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All other parties need to weaponise this and turn it against Reform. They are in the pocket of hyper-wealthy individuals who, by definition, do not have the benefit of the majority of people at heart. Reform & their funders are the enemies of all decent people. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Christopher Harborne matches £36m Reform donation of Ben Delo
Party leader, Nigel Farage, says he is humbled by the contributions from cryptocurrency billionaires
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All the conspiracy theory antivax, anti 5G, government-controlling-our-brains shit - the simplest way to see that is that it *is* Facebook. That has been not just the primary source of the problem but almost the *only* source of the problem.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An alternative perspective: In-built safeguards in the NATS system caused it to shut down because spurious data meant that safety could not be guaranteed. Many people were inconvenienced & airlines lost money but absolutely nobody was killed in a preventable accident.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Idea: next time he holds one of his rallies, stick up a massive billboard with a Union Jack on it and ‘Please Donate’ in huge letters with a premium rate text number. Tiny text below “Donations are to the RNLI”
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That opening sentence: 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 Magnificent.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow. 2 Über Unionists forming an illicit union.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Far-right agitators opposed to illegal migration protest by disrupting a border crossing where due to the presence of strict border controls, it is only possible to enter the country legally. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Disruption at Port of Dover due to 'stop the boats' protest
The government says it condemns "the behaviour in Dover" and the hours-long disruption it caused.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coming on the heels of a salivating Chris Mason "interview" with him
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Isle of Mull. Rather lovely.
Beautiful view of the sun glinting off the sea at Carsaig in the South of the Isle of Mull. The cliffs are in shadow with the bright sun in front. Although the picture is in colour, the dramatic contrast between land and sea makes it look almost completely black and white.
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Malt Lick Nursery @maltlicknursery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"You have to internalise the sound. It's singing really. It's a voice. You've got to feel it inside to make that sound." Happy Birthday John Surman born 30 August 1944
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dear Google. FUCK YOU!
Screenshot from Google Maps of Lake Ontario which the supine fascist-supporting twats at Google have labelled as ‘Lake America’. Twats.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A thought I can’t get out of my head since Dolly Parton died: Can you *imagine* what kind of world we’d be living in if everyone who had the same kind of money as Dolly had was spending their money on the same sorts of things Dolly spent hers on…?
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Golphin is the go-to brand here in Scotland. Proper clubs for kids from age 3. golphin.com/pages/about-us
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About Golphin
GolPhin, based in Scotland, the Home of Golf, designs and manufactures innovative kids golf clubs. In particular, the company focuses on beginners aged between 3 and 12 years of age.  The company has ...
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Any idiot can change names on a map. So I did.
AI generated map showing Canada, USA & Mexico. The northern states of USA are labelled ‘South Canada’and the southern states are labelled ‘North Mexico’. Canadian &Mexican flags are superimposed.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Match has been postponed twice due to weather. Not heard yet about the next reschedule. Need to be careful in case I take too big a divot damaging the turf & get charged with Terror offences. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Seven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’
Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
South Ayrshire council won’t do anything to antagonise him as they are protective of the Turnberry jobs. But if I was in charge, I’d be renaming the roads near Turnberry. ‘Obama Way’, ‘Biden Street’, ‘Godley Avenue’ etc. Like Glasgow did with ‘Nelson Mandela Place’, home to Apartheid SA Consulate
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, Buddy. It’s so much worse than that.
Terminal 2 at London Heathrow. A sign reads: Terminal 2 - The Queen’s Terminal.
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Beautiful juxtaposition from the Guardian.
2 articles side by side on the Guardian. 
First headline: ‘Does Farage know what people really think of him’
2nd headline: ‘How to spot a psychopath’
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Gregor Clark @gregorjclark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just finished reading ‘The Fathers’ by John Niven. He uses the acronym FUD brilliantly in that one. Highly recommended as ever.
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NikkSinc 📚 @nikksinc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dear BBC, in the interests of impartiality (see your Charter), please give updates on LibDem, Green, SNP, Plaid Cymru etc policies alongside Reform’s. Thank you, a licence payer
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