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@gregorius.bsky.social
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Just making a bunker here before the other place runs itself into the ground. Will update as needed. [Twi𝕏ter appeal successful! I'm back, baby!]

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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MalberryHole
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've had basement leaks before... ...but never anything THAT bad. Yeesh.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bully the uma, train the uma... potato, po-tah-to.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We love the bnuuy-barian.
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🌈🔞 CantDrawStuff 🔞🌈 @cantdrawstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
⚠️RAFFLE TIME!!!⚠️ I got to 7777... Sooo #raffle will be SLOT MACHINE themed :V 2 YCH poses, winner will get to choose which one they want :) (Peepee can be swapped with strapon) Leftover one will become a discounted YCH ~♥️ To participate Follow me 🥺 ♥️ and 🔄 this post winner will be chosen Oct 1st
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next year will mark the 20th anniversary of my favorite webcomic strip of all time: "On Companionship" from www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-com.... You can definitely feel the emotional weight the artists put into this singular page.
1️⃣ A boy and a girl walking through a park together, talking. The girl's eyes are censored.
      "Love is giving someone the power to hurt you terribly..."
2️⃣ The boy and girl are playing Guitar Hero together, both looking quite content.
      "...and hoping they don't."
3️⃣ The two are together in a movie theater, with the girl leaning into the boy while he looks on worriedly.
      "And we never trust anyone as easily as we did the first time."
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A whole 0.7?! We got us a real Mensa member over here!
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/moun...
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[cue Joel from Vinesauce laughing uncontrollably] www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdS2...
youtube.com
Sonic 6 feet underground
YouTube video by Coldest Sub-Zero
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Oh important MTG tech If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Zinnia, Valley's Voice
{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Bird Bard
Flying
Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1.
Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)Sonic the Hedgehog
{1}{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior
Haste
Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste.
Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.
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Ghostrel @strangebeacon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Badly edited version of 'Loss' with Zinnia and Sonic.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're... comfortable and... easy to w-wear?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why must bondage and chastity fight? Separately, they are strong; together, they would be invincible.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretty sure GIMP can open PSDs, too. If you download a plugin, so can Paint.NET.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"He may have the vocabulary of a six-year-old, dance like he's jerking off two giraffes, want to fuck his own daughter, paint his face two Pantone shades shy of blackface, and be the single worst businessman and negotiator of this century... ...but damn it, at least he doesn't have a weird laugh!"
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always has been. 🔫👨‍🚀
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❌ Du bist gut genug ✅ Du bist Scootaloo
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"If work's that important, it can find its way to you, not you to it."
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤔 The lazy grey dog pumped jizz inside the quick brown fox's vag?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You say that like it's a problem or something.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love how, at no point during the reading of the recipe, Pinkie Pie never considers double-checking what Applejack is putting in there. Less "why are you putting live worms in the bowl" and more just "eh, fuck it, we ball".
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The weirder, the better.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yarp. Playing Pokemon TCG Pocket for a bit.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wanna be Moe Whiplash... ...and who- or whatever this scrungly fuck is supposed to be.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haven't posted a lot of #PokemonTCGPocket stuff lately, but, uh... ...holy shit. Furfrou kinda busted.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The anime, the OVA, or the Miku song?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
> "Kirby and the World Beyond" > translation: Kirby fucking dies and goes to Heaven
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ohhhh, so 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 why they're calling her "ravenous" now?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
> "gentle storm" > trees bending in the wind > Pantera playing in the background > this guy standing a hundred feet away
static.klipy.com
Man with American Flag in Windy Weather
ALT: Man with American Flag in Windy Weather
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Young Link vs Adult Link
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gotta love these little timeline juxtaposition wins.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Green, yellow and red/orange... is that you, Link?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Rei piece? In full color?! NOT IN 3/4 VIEW?! Truly, we are eating well tonight. Superb work. 🎈👌
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zangief vs Arjun matches are just gonna be a 3-minute flex-off.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He just has to look a bit deeper, surely. I'm such a nice guy, I'll even help him push.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have literally zero expectations, so... ...fuggit, have a peek at my Pathfinder barbarian girl, Dawn. I haven't shown her off anywhere in a hot minute.
Dawn in her normal adventuring attire: breastplate, bodysuit, greataxe (one of many) and shield. Wolf pelt cloak and gloves optional.Another alternative view of Dawn in her adventuring gear, with a very boastful grin and spread.Dawn's outfit as a fully initiated cultist of Morag*, "god of punishment, retribution and suffering".

* ‧‧‧ᵇᵃˢⁱᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ʰᵒᵐᵉᵇʳᵉʷ ᵍᵒᵈ ᵒᶠ ˢᵃᵈᵒᵐᵃˢᵒᶜʰⁱˢᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ᵒᵘʳ ᴾᵃᵗʰᶠⁱⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ‧Dawn in a classic golden bikini, best showing off her default musculature, red-black ombré hair, and hazel eyes.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fixed it for him.
An image of Larfleeze on the cover of a promotional tie-in comic for DC's "Blackest Night" event.⚠ Trigger warning: picture of Donald Trump.

An AI-generated image of Agent Orange as DC's own "Agent Orange": Larfleeze, the Orange Lantern, Embodiment of Avarice.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fair enough. If you can, great; if you can't, what's there is already pretty good. Also, one important note besides that, on page 4: ❌ "I am the Commander of the Third Army..." ✅ "...Commander of the Third Legion of the Imperial Army (or just 'Imperial Third Legion')..."
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hmmm... I think the starting gag leaves a little to be desired. Instead of cutting straight to the Princess having a collection of toys, what if it started with a slightly slower burn toward that punchline, maybe starting with a flashback involving her butler, Jimochi? Hear me out for a sec:
LEFT: Artist's original version
RIGHT: Revised edition by me
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great colors and proportions, lovely expression... Oh, this is gonna be a treat to read.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Torture writing in her diary after work] "Safety note: don't grind against sharpened objects for sexual gratification... m-my bean..." 😭
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
inb4 it's just Hime-sama getting cucked by Torture and Datarma (and maybe even Ex) for a number of pages... ...not that I wouldn't still read the heck out of that.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She's not taking her sneakers off... she is Sneakers O'Mal.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He prefers slap bass over strumming, actually.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Western Canadian boy apparently talks like a politician. (It was "60-80% like Maine" until about question #50.)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...I beg your finest fucking pardon? "Pineapple rain"? "The devil is beating his wife"?! "THE WOLF IS GIVING BIRTH"?! THESE ARE 𝙉𝙊𝙏 REAL, I REFUSE. ‧‧‧"ᶠᵒˣ'ˢ ʷᵉᵈᵈⁱⁿᵍ" ⁱˢ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ᶜʰᵃʳᵐⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ‧ ᴹⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ‧
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. 👀
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Does she share your penchant for poignant and unfiltered criticisms and other profanity-laden witticisms?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😍 The Xandra 💞 The skimpy lingerie 💖 The phone oriented correctly in a drawing of a selfie ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ ʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵃ ᵖᵉᵗ ᵖᵉᵉᵛᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ⸴ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ‧
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