Gregorius
@gregorius.bsky.social
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Just making a bunker here before the other place runs itself into the ground. Will update as needed. [Twi𝕏ter appeal successful! I'm back, baby!]
Just making a bunker here before the other place runs itself into the ground. Will update as needed. [Twi𝕏ter appeal successful! I'm back, baby!]
![...in response to a whole series of pictures where Squidward waxes philosophical with a fish about the seven deadly sins; the original 'Gluttony' entry was weak, so I made my own, which garnered 20K+ likes across multiple quote retweets.
SQUIDWARD: "What sin do you relish most?"
FISH: [thinking] "Gluttony!"
SQUIDWARD: "How delectable."
FISH: "This world has prepared me a vast banquet, and I would be fool to not partake of it."
SQUIDWARD: "And when the beasts' flesh runs scarce, you would brandish your fangs against your fellow man, beast too that you've become."
(Original: https://x.com/GregoriusDaneli/status/1934725763292651581
Full thread: https://x.com/Amanseeks/status/1934726123369451880 )](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wrhhxznzmphnx6jkwtrslscu/bafkreidaf7ptxsrizpz5vux2as4fh57qjlo2isyoteuzymjio6icfd573e)
![...in response to the ever-increasing numbers of gacha games (namely Azur Lane, Riichi City, etc) that try to capitalize on overt sex appeal and, more recently, exploration into the fetish of bondage to titillate its main player base and promote new users to join and spend.
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY WOMEN YOU HAVE
TIED UP FOR MY AMUSEMENT
[picture of Dan from the show 'Dan vs']
I'M NOT GAMBLING FOR .PNGs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wrhhxznzmphnx6jkwtrslscu/bafkreichgklxbpfdtbizenqxvaxizeibbg6jkjs3msaaqhd6hyoeq6wck4)
![...in response to... well, this one's just in response to a police line-up of naked girls on my feed.
NOW THEN, ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?
[insert bunch of cats around a conference table, all saying 'would']
ALL OPPOSED? ...THE WOULDS HAVE IT.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wrhhxznzmphnx6jkwtrslscu/bafkreifdha4eigohx2b3j7wpflsf577ruaatq6eqzg2jnriy7iygn24ple)
