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@gregorius.bsky.social
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Just making a bunker here before the other place runs itself into the ground. Will update as needed. [Twi𝕏ter appeal successful! I'm back, baby!]

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🌈🔞 CantDrawStuff 🔞🌈 @cantdrawstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
⚠️RAFFLE TIME!!!⚠️ I got to 7777... Sooo #raffle will be SLOT MACHINE themed :V 2 YCH poses, winner will get to choose which one they want :) (Peepee can be swapped with strapon) Leftover one will become a discounted YCH ~♥️ To participate Follow me 🥺 ♥️ and 🔄 this post winner will be chosen Oct 1st
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next year will mark the 20th anniversary of my favorite webcomic strip of all time: "On Companionship" from www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-com.... You can definitely feel the emotional weight the artists put into this singular page.
1️⃣ A boy and a girl walking through a park together, talking. The girl's eyes are censored.
      "Love is giving someone the power to hurt you terribly..."
2️⃣ The boy and girl are playing Guitar Hero together, both looking quite content.
      "...and hoping they don't."
3️⃣ The two are together in a movie theater, with the girl leaning into the boy while he looks on worriedly.
      "And we never trust anyone as easily as we did the first time."
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Thwarp, don’t look at me I swear to God @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Oh important MTG tech If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Zinnia, Valley's Voice
{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Bird Bard
Flying
Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1.
Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)Sonic the Hedgehog
{1}{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior
Haste
Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste.
Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.
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Ghostrel @strangebeacon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Badly edited version of 'Loss' with Zinnia and Sonic.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haven't posted a lot of #PokemonTCGPocket stuff lately, but, uh... ...holy shit. Furfrou kinda busted.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Western Canadian boy apparently talks like a politician. (It was "60-80% like Maine" until about question #50.)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...I beg your finest fucking pardon? "Pineapple rain"? "The devil is beating his wife"?! "THE WOLF IS GIVING BIRTH"?! THESE ARE 𝙉𝙊𝙏 REAL, I REFUSE. ‧‧‧"ᶠᵒˣ'ˢ ʷᵉᵈᵈⁱⁿᵍ" ⁱˢ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ᶜʰᵃʳᵐⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ‧ ᴹⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ‧
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This singular Tom & Jerry skit is my Roman Empire. After watching it originally as a grade-school kid, there isn't a week goes by that I don't at least hum the tune to myself. ♪ Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby? The way you actin' lately makes me doubt... ♫
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Noooo-no-no-no-no-no. You got it all wrong. You gotta frame it in a similar manner to the opening of the "Smooth Criminal" music video (or the same portion from "Moonwalker").
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Okay, let's be REALLY real, though.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai team. Wrong answers only.
"Municipal Force Daitenzin" from Excel Saga.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
• artificial general intelligence • bubble butt • dungeon crawler • GMO • janky
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I attempted a thing. #TwoSentenceSadness
You've maybe heard it said that "comparison is the thief of joy", that measuring yourself against other people will only breed envy and inadequacy.
I suppose, then, it shouldn't surprise me in the least why every birthday, every holiday, every benign family gathering feels as though I'm being robbed at gunpoint.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July, everyone! Remember to take care of yourself—stay out of the heat, hydrate well while you're scarfing down dogs, and try not to blow yourselves up. Here's a classic to add to your party playlist, dedicated to a certain special someone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZh...
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Incubus - Megalomaniac
YouTube video by IncubusVEVO
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So ends yet another Pride Month. Now make way for Wrath Month.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't know why an 18-year-old movie is suddenly trending on Bluesky, but it did immediately raise one question kicking around in the back of my mind... "...don't I have a sealed DVD copy of that somewhere?"
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Twi𝕏ter appeal I sent on Tuesday appears to have been successful! I have access to all the old accounts I followed again, and I can once more like items on my timeline. In other words: WE'RE BACK, BABY!
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Y'know, I don't usually give two shits about notifications about getting blocked by someone—especially if I've never interacted with them; it's their own business—but sometimes I just see something pop up, and I'm like... "Who are you, and where the fff𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 did you pull this nonsense from?!"
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nous n'avons jamais demandé l'IA. Nous ne voulons pas d'IA. Va te faire foutre.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Well, fuck. That's a thing to wake up to. Might as well go see if I can appeal the suspension on my Twitter account that I just woke up to. ...the fuck are "inauthentic behaviors", anyway? Could they have possibly chosen a dumber, more nebulous term? Just say "we don't want you here" and be done.
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/05/2026
In his keynote speech to Harvard graduates this week, @thedailyshow.com host Ronny Chieng said "Fuck AI!" Turns out you can talk about AI in a grad speech and not get booed. Watch our episode on these AI grad speeches: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE0E...
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone. ᴼʳ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᶜᵃˢᵉ⸴ ᵐʸ ᴳᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ᴾʰᵒᵗᵒˢ ˢᵗᵒʳᵃᵍᵉ‧
Lola "Noodle", my and my mom's darling furball of sixteen years (2007-2023), spending one last night alongside me on her ducky blanket on the edge of my bed before her passing.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 19/05/2026
Hello Bluesky. It's Playboy. For our first, and timely post, we share our latest investigation into OpenAI's disastrous plans to become x-rated. "Altman’s idea of an “erotica” feature seemed riddled in uncertainty." Read our piece "Why ChatGPT Can't Be Sexy" here: www.playboy.com/read/politic...
Why Can't ChatGPT be Sexy? Headline
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Magra215 (+18) @magra215.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I should REALLY wait till daytime to post this but I'm way too happy with the end result to keep it waiting, say hi to Jinxy the black sheep. #Nsfw // #OC // #Satyr // #MonsterGirl // #Magrarts
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Not even for free. Don't claim it. Don't add to their metrics.""That's ok bro you can keep it.""Not low enough. I need to be actively paid to even consider that shit.""shit is free from the ass"
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Post memes made by you.
...in response to a (now-deleted) post about the Spongebob Broadway musical, where Plankton looks eerily similar to Goro Majima.
In the Yakuza game font:
    SHELDON J. PLANKTON
    FOUNDER AND CO-OWNER OF THE CHUM BUCKET...in response to a whole series of pictures where Squidward waxes philosophical with a fish about the seven deadly sins; the original 'Gluttony' entry was weak, so I made my own, which garnered 20K+ likes across multiple quote retweets.

SQUIDWARD: "What sin do you relish most?"
FISH: [thinking] "Gluttony!"
SQUIDWARD: "How delectable."
FISH: "This world has prepared me a vast banquet, and I would be fool to not partake of it."
SQUIDWARD: "And when the beasts' flesh runs scarce, you would brandish your fangs against your fellow man, beast too that you've become."

(Original: https://x.com/GregoriusDaneli/status/1934725763292651581
Full thread: https://x.com/Amanseeks/status/1934726123369451880 )...in response to the ever-increasing numbers of gacha games (namely Azur Lane, Riichi City, etc) that try to capitalize on overt sex appeal and, more recently, exploration into the fetish of bondage to titillate its main player base and promote new users to join and spend.

    I DON'T CARE HOW MANY WOMEN YOU HAVE
    TIED UP FOR MY AMUSEMENT
    [picture of Dan from the show 'Dan vs']
    I'M NOT GAMBLING FOR .PNGs...in response to... well, this one's just in response to a police line-up of naked girls on my feed.

    NOW THEN, ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?
    [insert bunch of cats around a conference table, all saying 'would']
    ALL OPPOSED? ...THE WOULDS HAVE IT.
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Shaxbert 🔞 @shaxbert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Spin me around the large hadron collider til I come out sounding like Donald Duck giving the sloppiest head
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
❌ Concensus ❌ Concencus ❌ Consencus ✅ Consensus Fuck whoever coined the word, and fuck whoever decided it should be both a countable 𝙖𝙣𝙙 uncountable noun. "Consensuses"? Really? You sure there aren't any more unnecessary 'S's you'd like to cram in there somewhere?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A really solid thread, with plenty of sentiments I personally agree with. The anime industry is eating itself alive trying to maximize profits, while companies that do produce quality works time and again (e.g.: Studio KAI as of late) are still seeing massive layoffs and potential dissolution. (→)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Post a pic of yourself as a doctor. (Did you know Dr. Claw's first name in the original cartoon was "George"? Kinda takes all the mystery and intrigue and threatening aura away from him.)
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a cartoon character with a fist in the air and the number 4 on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with a fist in the air and the number 4 on the bottom
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
[guy who is also 36 voice] "Check out 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 games no one's ever heard of."
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
BRING BACK THOSE SᴏBᴇ ENERGY DRINKS IN THE GLASS BOTTLES SO THICK THAT YOU COULD BLUDGEON A MAN'S SKULL IN WITH THEM. NO, NOT THOSE SHITTY MILKSHAKES IN THE FLIMSY PLASTIC. THOSE THINGS ALWAYS TASTED LIKE TOTAL ASS.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kamen Rider celebrates its 55th anniversary today.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dawn hates pranks. Vehemently. In fact, Auran—our party's rogue—once befriended and enlisted a faerie dragon to pranke Dawn during a campfire guard shift by conjuring the illusion of a giant, gelatinous, nigh-unkillable snake creature we'd encountered early on during our group's adventures... (→)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Explain your OC's power with a GIF! For Dawn, I'd probably need multiple, but this gets close.
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a man with a beard is holding a hammer with lightning coming from it
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a hammer with lightning coming from it
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Max, the protagonist-slash-player-avatar from "Shining Force: The Legacy of Great Intention" for the Sega Genesis.
(Also the remake, "Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon" for the GBA.)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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a spotlight is shining on a dark brick floor .
ALT: a spotlight is shining on a dark brick floor .
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm a got-dang prophet, I tells ya.
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🎃MamaKiwi🎃 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
20K raffle time! 🥺🤍 Hosting a little reverse bunny suit style one! 🐇 Any species, any gender (can have a penis as shown and be flat chested! max breast size shown!) To join - be following me! - like + repost! - post your ref (1 character only!) - comment colour of bunny suit! Ends 9th March! 🤍🔞
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Took my own crack at this. Tried to make the lists as varied as possible so people don't label me a "Genwunner" or whatever. (Also, can you tell I have a preferred type?)
I definitely believe I would be a Ghost-type trainer if I were in the Pokémon world, as evidenced by my preferred team of six:
Hɪsᴜɪᴀɴ ZOROARK, GOLURK, AEGISLASH✨, MIMIKYU, CERULEDGE, and SHEDINJA
(Sableye and Spiritomb were close seventh-place entries for their solid Ghost/Dark typing, and moderately high defenses, re: Mega Sableye)
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Age verification? 𝔒𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬, 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔯𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔡. ℑ𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰; 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔯; 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔤𝔢... 𝔬𝔣 𝔊𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔶𝔩𝔢𝔰.
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petriform 💜 "To Reiterate, You're Great" out now! @petriform.com · 08/02/2026
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I know I've done one of these before last year, but... 🎨 Share your OC boundaries 🖌️ Is Fanart okay? 💞 Is shipping okay? 🖋️ Is Fanfiction ok? ♊️ Can others draw their OC’s with yours? 🙅‍♀️ NSFW? Yes; yes; yes, but I'll grade you; yes; and yes. 🤖 AI? I will personally cut your hands off with an axe.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That feeling when your head is brimming with all sorts of great ideas for art, but: • you lack the necessary skill to draw it yourself; • you're too poor to commission someone; and • you don't want to compromise your principles by using AI (or falling for scammers / bots bearing "gifts").
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And now notifications on TwiXter appear to be borked. Mine perpetually shows a ① on the icon, and no matter how much I click or anything, I can't make it disappear. I swear, that site's being held together by duct tape, chewing gum and unicorn wishes at this point.
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Spoilers for 'Trigun Stargaze':
THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR GATEAU MILLEFEUILLE, CEYLON TEA AND BANANA SPLIT! 🍰 \o/ 🎉
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WE GOIN' UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
How I'm walking out of 2025 and entering into 2026:
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