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T. Greg Doucette

@gregdoucette.bsky.social
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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist. (@greg_doucette on ExTwitter)

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6h
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6h
This is the correct take
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Nathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 7h
Much like the Iowa steel plant, this is also not getting built
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 8h
And again: bsky.app/profile/stev...
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve been saying for a while, someone needs to estimate the net cost of millions of people having to spend a chunk of every day worrying about what the insane president has done or will do.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 8h
lol jtdc
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 9h
Just a reminder that this is the same Sen. Schmitt who repeatedly claimed that Chief Judge Boasberg was receiving a disproportionate share of Trump-related cases because he confused the D.C. Superior Court (which has 62 judges) with the D.C. district court (which has 15).
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 8h
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 8h
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 8h
Agreed. Need to win the Supreme Court seat this year to have any chance of flipping the court in 2028 bsky.app/profile/mosp...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 9h
Yup. ETTD. bsky.app/profile/joei...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 9h
Breaking the supermajority helps on policy, but need a majority to unscrew the maps 😔 No governor veto on districts bsky.app/profile/3fec...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 9h
D+12 would get us pretty far. But keep in mind NC is to the right of the country's electorate, so things are probably only D+6 here at the moment 🫤 bsky.app/profile/phol...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, slim IMO. The NCGA's gerrymanders are artisanal in how aggressive they are, need gas to go up another 30-40 cents before early voting starts to get that type of backlash bsky.app/profile/bria...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10h
I want Roy Cooper to have coattails that swamp the R gerrymander of the state legislature 🤞🤞🤞
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10h
The thing about Trump is you know he's going to fuck things up, you just don't know how bsky.app/profile/tomw...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 11h
Angus Reid poll showing D+16 is here: angusreid.us/wp-content/u...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 11h
::taps the sign::
Screenshot of a post from Greg on 22 December 2025. Text reads: "Yeah I think the cake is baked. IMO we'll be at a D+12 electorate come October-November, but will probably be as high as D+18 midyear"
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Obsidian @obsidian.md · 11h
macOS Quick Look is in Obsidian 1.14.3 (early access) so you can instantly preview Markdown files even if the app isn't open
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 17h
Jamie Raskin calls out the shitty ads as a crime (this was cited by CNN and other stories). This is the kind of Xitter post that I beg of @raskin.house.gov or other MoCs to cross-post over here -- not least bc more people over here are likely to magnify it.
Rep. Jamie Raskin

@RepRaskin
This may be felony criminal theft and conversion of government property for political campaign purposes. 18 U.S.C. § 1641. It is a Hatch Act violation for any government employees who worked on it or used government resources to make it. It is blatantly unethical under numerous federal ethics provisions proscribing the use of government resources for political campaigns.
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The White House is currently airing this video as an ad during commercial breaks on Fox News. 

It looks and sounds like a political spot and includes a disclaimer stating that it is paid for by the U.S. government.

The soundtrack: as images of Trump flash across the screen,

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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 14h
Historians are going to be absolutely RIVETED by this period in history.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 14h
lol wtf
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 14h
there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 14h
Totally agree on this part though. Very "penny wise, pound foolish" -- except not even being wise with the pennies either bsky.app/profile/drja...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 14h
Not too worried on this. The chip failure rate isn't that different from any other data center chips, and the useful GPU life has already proven longer than most ppl argued bsky.app/profile/drja...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 14h
TIL bsky.app/profile/sile...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 15h
Agreed. The total absence of standardization stood out to me (Something I'd previously wondered about different countries' electrical systems too) bsky.app/profile/isaa...
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 18h
Also, spare me this, "I'm not a politician" crap. You're running for Governor. You're a politician. You're also a multi-multi-multi-millionaire.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"A county jury found Powell guilty on nine counts of election fraud last week, including lying about her residence, unlawfully registering to vote and fraudulently voting." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
sfgate.com
MAGA candidate in small Calif. town convicted on 9 counts of election fraud
It turns out this conservative candidate wasn't following election laws herself.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gru and Minions Dance Party
Alt: GIF from one of the Minions movies of Gru having a dance party
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember learning that "they only sell the McRib every once in a while" wasn't a marketing gimmick but a reflection of how McDonalds was basically doing commidity ag arbitrage whenever pork was really cheap bsky.app/profile/mark...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is crazy that he did a straight-up supervillain monologue about how he had planted this in right-wing media and that the NYT was going to pick it up, right in front of the NYT, and they did
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rufo did a live play-by-play of how he was going to manipulate the NYT with the Claudine Gay story as a way to discredit academics of color broadly. He has never believed in colorblindness! Not once!
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris Rufo is literally the guy who went on Twitter constantly to say, "I'm going to manipulate people like Conor and here's how I'm going to do it," and elite media people like Conor just overlooked that completely.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Chris Rufo spent a lot of time extolling colorblind individualism." No he didn't. That's not true.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
<It's funny because it's true dot gif> bsky.app/profile/thew...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That substation attack is what got me looking at whole house backups. But our lot is not great for solar 😔 bsky.app/profile/kbsp...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cops are great
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought a portable one that's sitting in the closet for emergencies 😅 bsky.app/profile/noct...
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Bruce Woodrow 🇨🇦 (he/him) @bruce-woodrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read thread for more on the Gospel of the Blade. It just gets better and better. #GuillotinesTheModerateSolution
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely possible bsky.app/profile/redm...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1980s-style techno meme. Text reads "Not all men but DEFINITELY this fucking guy"
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Final result after a full year of using the Shutter Declutter app: 17,428 photos+videos erased 🤯 Plus it provided an opportunity to relive a bunch of old memories (some of which were better than others 🤪)
Screenshot from the Shutter Declutter app, showing 17,428 photos erased and 25.47 GB of data freed up
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They sent me a text the other day that was basically "start repayment early and we'll give you a 1% rate reduction" At first I was like "😯". Then I read the details: only for loans issued after 2016 I'll wait the 90 days bsky.app/profile/yell...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Almost twins! With us it's been HVAC, washer/dryer, and stove The freezer side of the fridge has some issues, but blessedly the fridge part is still going strong bsky.app/profile/badg...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to start playing the lottery tbqh 🥴
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