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Nightmare Greg

@greg.report
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He/Him Ally 🌈 Thermonuclear Duck I play video games, gamble on cardboard, and build Lego. greg.report

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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 05/10/2026
Hot take incoming: I can empathize with people not liking that collector boosters are having anything taken away from them regardless of value considering the cost of the product. However, I'm willing to pay a premium when buying singles to *NOT* get any foils given how trash their quality is 🤷
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 02/10/2026
Every time a new controversy comes out about an internet person, I increasingly have no idea who these people are.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 02/10/2026
Can we ban the pervert glasses simply because they're ugly as hell? Like path of least resistance here, nobody should be wearing these for a huge list of reasons.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 02/10/2026
If I could get through every other fad with local food places and events, I can weather the storm of ai flyers and menus. But god are they so bad. I need to see what the food actually looks like before I order, not an ai's best guess at it. I'd rather not have a visual at all.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 28/09/2026
Meme of the two guys in a bus, one looking at a rock upset, the other looking at a landscape, with the text “mean nonbinary barista”
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 25/09/2026
It's prerelease day (Yay!) My LGS did not receive all my preordered product in time (Boo!)
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 18/09/2026
We're not actually buying all these popcorn bucket things, right? Why?
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 14/09/2026
This is all so stupid but "Not taking a side" *IS" taking a side.
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 09/08/2026
To be clear I don't blame stores for selling HOB collector boxes/boosters for $800/$80ea, they'd just be leaving money on the table otherwise and inviting scalpers to buy up stock from real players and resell. But you absolutely should not be paying these prices to sellers until they course correct
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 05/08/2026
Some of these star trek cards are fine. Some like the borg aren't even that jarring visually- We have a lot of machine monsters already in-universe. But a *lot* of these cards feel like everything people complain about with UB cranked off the charts. Almost feels deliberately antagonistic with some
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 03/08/2026
I completely understand the frustration with MTG creators showing off products the average person has no hope of ever getting their hands. But considering these are game pieces first and foremost and you can just proxy them, I think some of us can calm down a bit.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is bad
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 17/07/2026
I'm sure the usual suspects are going to be super normal about the Zhalfir set.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 14/07/2026
It is truly unreal how much I dislike these star trek cards- Visually I mean, the alternate treatments and such. Some of the designs are interesting but I don't know how flavorful they are. The Sheoldred reprint is the most insane monkey's paw moment I've seen in a while. Definitely skipping.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 08/05/2026
I wish this was more of a dunk but, lets be real: The vast majority of people buying a pickup truck are going to buy the 4WD model. So many RWD trucks are basically only used as fleet vehicles and rentals.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 30/04/2026
Now my account is fine lmao wtf
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 07/04/2026
I just simply do not think that the president of the United States should say things like "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again"
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 26/03/2026
ProtonVPN is like $10 a month
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Jay @pescado70.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 26/03/2026
I don't want to hear anything about harry potter ever again. I don't care who is or isn't watching it. I don't want to see your rants in either direction about it.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 26/01/2026
If you pay taxes then people like this are literally our employees btw
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Only caring about your own rights is exactly how you lose them. Says Skeletor looking at all the open carry sword folks.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 15/12/2025
What I'm learning in this current drama is that I should have/could have been a lot more scathing in what I said following previous murders of prominent figures, based entirely on my disagreement with their work in life. If the president can post stuff like this then literally anything is fair game
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 02/11/2025
LGS selling the riftbound proving grounds box for $190, and when u reeled and said no thanks proceeds to to tell me its a “good price”. Buddy Riot sells these direct for $30, this is clown behavior.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 29/10/2025
The ATLA cards are so much better than Spider-Man that it's crazy, it feels like so much more care was given to every part of this set. The biggest sad so far is all the bending mechanics probably/definitely will not see a return in future sets unrelated to this IP, and some of them are sweet.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 29/10/2025
The "source material art" cards are so godawful it's hard to overstate. Low poly FF key art and now bad jpgs. Genuinely a waste of cardboard.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 29/10/2025
I have several of my parents friends that I call "Aunt". who the fuck cares, man.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 23/10/2025
My thoughts are that if a card was intended to be aligned in the color pie as *BOTH* black and red, it would have both in the mana cost as separate pips- Hybrid mana has always seemed pretty clearly to me like an attempt to show that this card could be *EITHER* color. Maybe I'm missing context?
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 15/10/2025
The most frustrating part is that I *DID* enjoy S2E8, up until the final few minutes. And even then it wasn't even "Bad", it was just an unsatisfying ending to things. I get that I'm not in charge over at DC, but I think we could've handled another season or two before we were sick of the gang.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 15/10/2025
I assure you that as a Tron enjoyer, this absolutely was a Leto issue.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 10/10/2025
I am, for the most part, not a huge fan of UB. I think more people getting into Magic via an IP they love is great, but the saturation and sustainability is I think an inarguable concern. However, TMNT seems at first look to be a far more earnest trip into another IP, and this makes me happy.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 03/10/2025
PSL season is for ALL the girlies
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
hey besties, i was recently let go from my job (company restructure) so i am FunEmployed. if anyone has leads on hiring in the twin cities or wants to kick a couple of bucks my way, i would really appreciate it. i'm trying to not freak, but i'm gonna be real i'm very stressed love bugs
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The meme says "come and take it"
And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 19/09/2025
Why have I legitimately played against 5+ mono red decks back to back in Bo1 on Arena. I'm going to lose my mind, get me out of this queue.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 09/09/2025
Got a haul of things from @keezyyoung.bsky.social at #RCCC! It was so nice to meet her, I wish I could have been a little less nervous about it, but there's always next time 😅 She liked my nails though!
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Veronica O'Neill @zookie-art.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Hey folks! Had an upcoming project pushed back till next year so am looking for some new work to fill in the gaps over the next few months. Always up for TTRPG / TCG / Book / Video Game illustration work~ 💕 Portfolio---> voneill.art Contact ----> voneillart@gmail.com (Shares appreciated)
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 28/08/2025
Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters last night. I fear the spotify wrapped is going to be cooked this year.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 20/08/2025
Behold; The necrolesbian
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/07/2025
"our soda with 75g of sugar is healthier for you because it has 75g of sugar instead of 75g of sugar (syrup)" i want to wake up from this nightmare
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 18/07/2025
Not really surprised that there was not a Go For The Throat reprint in EOE but fuuuuuuck dude
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 10/06/2025
My "favorite" new thing is when genAI posts are tagged "Synthart" to avoid my blocks.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/04/2025
for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 18/04/2025
What are we doing here, man. Even if true, I don't want my GOVERNMENT'S SOCIAL MEDIA being ran like a snarky redditor is behind the wheel, come on.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 04/04/2025
I understand it just isn't "This easy", but where is my "Literally never show me AI art" button here? afaik I've never liked any AI art, and I'm constantly telling it that I'm not interested/to show me less, but it keeps showing up. I've banned tags, I've banned words, it still pops up.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.
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Nightmare Greg @greg.report · 28/02/2025
Nevermind dimir bounce time
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