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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 9h
One day we’re going to realise that Art (capital A, portentous wanky voice) is not a set of special skills, they’re human behaviours we all can engage in. That the wonderful, haunted wodge of wet proteins & fats between our ears that gives us reflexive consciousness is also wired towards creativity
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cometh autumn, cometh the ear problems. Oh how I delight in being slightly deaf, scratching my ears in my sleep, & having my GP give me another antibiotic eardrop prescription
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today your middle aged dad is sawing some old teak table legs in half to build a wood store. I’m using a handsaw, because I’m all butch like that. Grrr
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich
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Accept they're not free really are they? The cost the tax payer, when giving children a breakfast can be achieved for 50p at home. The cost to the tax payer is far far higher per breakfast than
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s soup season again, lads. Roll out the onions, find the garlic, get your starches & grains out of the cupboard because tonight WE FEAST
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s what? Can I just clarify, when this raving soapy pillock says ‘British’ does he mean Dick VanDyke in Mary Poppins, Queen Victoria, or me being made to watch a compilation of Paul Hollywood talking wank about bread? Because those are 3 wildly different points on that compass
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today my beloved mater suggested I do an online cleaning acc, & when I said I had none she called bullshit. So let me give everyone my top cleaning tips: 1) If you hate cleaning pay someone else to do it. Properly, mind. Good cleaning is hard work. Don’t expect the world for 50p, ya grubs
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here’s my hot tip for the day: if you have one of those cooker hood extractors over your stove, take a moment today to check the filter & give it a wipe. I just did the one in the guest house, & let me tell you lads- it was the single most greasy, sticky, horrible mess I have ever seen.
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My trial vegan fruit cake is in the oven. The batter tasted promising, so I have the stirrings of hope. If this works out, I will be baking another one for Christmas & like the Delia fan I am will be double wrapping it in brown paper, hiding it under the spare bed* & feeding it every so often
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Patrick Grant: *Dad joke about threshing* Esme Young: *Asks for a gin & tonic & some Haribos before doing a fun TikTok with a scythe*
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s definitely day 26- I am venting my mood by yelling at The Sewing Bee, who have decided to PROVOKE ME by having a LITERARY ICONS WEEK, of all the flumpuckery I haven’t been this irritated since Game of Wool
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another day, another post from an American person rating the food in London 0/10 & saying they’d rather starve. Much like the British people I got stuck behind at the Grey Line bus station in New York whinging “no one made tea right”, I feel moved to ask: - what exactly are you ordering? &
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not me messaging a vegan brand I admire to tell them now misogynist P*TA are (stop allying with them, I beg you. They’re not helpful, they’re stunt artists who like buzz. They’re fatphobic, misogynist & do zero for advancing the compassion of a vegan lifestyle)
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyway, after having to de Beatrix Potter our dishwasher, I am weighing up to make a fruitcake bcse if there is one food I genuinely miss as a longtime vegan, it is fruitcake. No one seems to get that dense, sticky, ‘fruit glued with a little batter’ right. But I am hopeful, friends
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today in ‘living in the country is so idyllic!’ News: nothing will compare to being woken from a pleasant doze by my mother screaming that a mouse has drowned in our dishwasher. How did it get there? Why the dishwasher? What?
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flash: got me a couple more of those delicious M&S no chicken chorizo sandwiches for the long weekend, oh yeah Trash: In my delighted haste I forgot to grab some of their vegan sausage rolls, my other freezer standby lunch (perfect with some tomato soup, no lie)
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fair must be in town, it’s Friday afternoon & on the late summer breeze I can hear the faint strains of Daniel Bedingfield’s “Gotta Get Thru This” sounding like it’s coming through the trebleiest speakers ever inflicted on anyone since the ear evolved
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trying to express how important King Harald was to Norway is quite difficult, even as someone who lives in a monarchy. I’m not a fan of ye olde inherited power, but Harald V was a reformer who was an environmentalist, pro diversity & tolerance: His most famous speech- “Norge er dere, Norge er oss”
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today I am being ungovernable by sitting outside in my sports bra & pj pants (mind the scars, lads) so when the ***** who has brought the land adjacent storms up our drive, sticky beaking over our garden wall, there I am in all my comfy glory
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Despite the fact that the last few days have been unrelentingly bastardy, today I learned that mayor Mamdani responded to someone asking for help to find a man with free NYC events that could be possible meetcutes. Fucking genius, I mean-
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s interesting, I often think about Ghost in The Shell 2: Innocence in relation to AI; there’s a surprisingly good meditation on how humanity attempts immortality via reproducing itself (dolls, pets, & finally humanoid robots) The narrative yearning to have a consciousness that matches ours of
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This week can get tae fuck. Who are you doing tomorrow universe, Sir David Attenborough? Absolute state of it, lads
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Our Bless’d Lady Dolly has gone before us. May all of us given a smidge of her power, money & influence use it to make the world better as she did. May her memory be a blessing.
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bloody hell, what has my auto cucumber done? Van Gogh, you awful demon box. Vincent van Gogh
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My mum & we’re having a fascinating chat about communes (via a podcast about Vincent VanGough), being that she lived through peak ‘communes are the future’ times, & we concluded they tend to fail bcse no one wants to do the dishes or the laundry
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This sandwich is delicious, I don’t even mind the bread which is saying something. No notes, Marks & Spencer
A sandwich wrapper for a Marks & Spencer no chicken & chorizo sandwich, a half eaten sandwich in the hand of a white person
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Red letter day, bcse I managed to sleep on my side last night & I never thought I would be so grateful. (Also side/shoulder pain is way down, I just wish the burping would calm down a bit now, it is, quite frankly, unpleasant)
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s giving “stfu & suckle on the slop teat proles, it’s all you’re getting,” (Also, can we just stop with the whole democratising creative production wangdangery. What you mean is you don’t want to pay someone who spent the time developing or spend the time yourself developing creative skills
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I read a mildly interesting article about ice cream, which was marred by the presence of Dr Chris VanWafflingBollocks who (in news that will surprise no one) has coined a new term: ‘hyper processed food’, which is as ill defined & useless as we’ve come to expect from someone who isn’t helping at all
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good grief, what has happened to Woman’s Hour? I feel like I’m trapped in an extension of You & Yours called “Mummy’s Hour”, where everyone is parent & occasionally we talk about other stuff, but not that often or in any serious depth. I hope Jenni Murray haunts the WH office, I really do #Radio4
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Happy #Ludwig day to all who stand around slightly awkwardly, wondering if they should celebrate!
Cartoon version of David Mitchell as the protagonist of the BBC series Ludwig
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
so, tbh I cannot think about the procedure that was performed on me. It’s like my brain screeches up to a cliff edge & cannot handle the reality of it linked to my body. There is a state in which you have to surrender autonomy of your body in order to get better, & having been in it for six weeks
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I lived, beetches
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There’s a story behind this sign, & I for one dread to think what it is
A laminated sign on a scrubs machine in my local hospital reading: 
“Work Experience Students are not permitted access to Theatres” (with the words ‘are not permitted access’ underlined in red)
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Claire has started <<waiting.exe>>
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it is amazing what you can accomplish if you have anxiety, get up at 5am, drink a small pot of coffee, & have a medical procedure scheduled for later on. (I’ve done my teeth, washed my face & done my skincare, stripped my bed & put fresh sheets on, put my laundry away, showered, dressed, packed..
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got up at 5am for this
A mug of black coffee on an outdoor wooden table. The hand of a Caucasian person is holding the mug
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ffs I was having a nice nap, Andrew. & I thought this was for emergencies, not three paragraphs on how barbecues are crap. #EmergencyAlert
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Perseids spotted: 1 (maybe) Moths spotted which I mistook for Perseids: 3 Starlink satellite chains seen: 1
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wait, did someone at the EBU just discover a hint of a spine? The eclipse is already working! #Eurovision
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At least the temperature has gone down, lads #Eclipse
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every time, stg. It’s 29-30°C & ppl are out running in the woods next to our house. For goodness sake Gary, no one is giving medals for this shit. Go run in a nice cool gym on a treadmill for a few days. At least if you collapse with heat stroke in there someone will be around to call an ambulance
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Am I the only person in this septic isle not planning to watch the eclipse? (The Perseids in the other hand, catch me in the garden lying around with my cool drink &- well, my cool drink bcse VLCD)
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," he said. ................ I have so much to say about this, and so little of it is repeatable on the internet.
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Katrina Navickas @katrinanavickas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ban golf
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have been treated to the sight of the Noel Smuk dancing video three times today, & only one thought occurs: He thinks he’s Iron Man but he’s actually Tony Skidmark, (a variant lacking charm, wit, intelligence & social skills who is just an utter shit) Send for the TVA
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🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Colour me unsurprised that runner up in dkwad of the year (2005- to date) Eli Roth used AI in his latest waste of time, money & energy
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