🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 9hOne day we’re going to realise that Art (capital A, portentous wanky voice) is not a set of special skills, they’re human behaviours we all can engage in. That the wonderful, haunted wodge of wet proteins & fats between our ears that gives us reflexive consciousness is also wired towards creativity 142
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cometh autumn, cometh the ear problems. Oh how I delight in being slightly deaf, scratching my ears in my sleep, & having my GP give me another antibiotic eardrop prescription 030
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140426449
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276872017
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today your middle aged dad is sawing some old teak table legs in half to build a wood store. I’m using a handsaw, because I’m all butch like that. Grrr 010
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich 2993951701
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s soup season again, lads. Roll out the onions, find the garlic, get your starches & grains out of the cupboard because tonight WE FEAST 020
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s what? Can I just clarify, when this raving soapy pillock says ‘British’ does he mean Dick VanDyke in Mary Poppins, Queen Victoria, or me being made to watch a compilation of Paul Hollywood talking wank about bread? Because those are 3 wildly different points on that compass 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Today my beloved mater suggested I do an online cleaning acc, & when I said I had none she called bullshit. So let me give everyone my top cleaning tips: 1) If you hate cleaning pay someone else to do it. Properly, mind. Good cleaning is hard work. Don’t expect the world for 50p, ya grubs 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here’s my hot tip for the day: if you have one of those cooker hood extractors over your stove, take a moment today to check the filter & give it a wipe. I just did the one in the guest house, & let me tell you lads- it was the single most greasy, sticky, horrible mess I have ever seen. 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My trial vegan fruit cake is in the oven. The batter tasted promising, so I have the stirrings of hope. If this works out, I will be baking another one for Christmas & like the Delia fan I am will be double wrapping it in brown paper, hiding it under the spare bed* & feeding it every so often 230
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Patrick Grant: *Dad joke about threshing* Esme Young: *Asks for a gin & tonic & some Haribos before doing a fun TikTok with a scythe* 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It’s definitely day 26- I am venting my mood by yelling at The Sewing Bee, who have decided to PROVOKE ME by having a LITERARY ICONS WEEK, of all the flumpuckery I haven’t been this irritated since Game of Wool 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Another day, another post from an American person rating the food in London 0/10 & saying they’d rather starve. Much like the British people I got stuck behind at the Grey Line bus station in New York whinging “no one made tea right”, I feel moved to ask: - what exactly are you ordering? & 120
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not me messaging a vegan brand I admire to tell them now misogynist P*TA are (stop allying with them, I beg you. They’re not helpful, they’re stunt artists who like buzz. They’re fatphobic, misogynist & do zero for advancing the compassion of a vegan lifestyle) 020
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Anyway, after having to de Beatrix Potter our dishwasher, I am weighing up to make a fruitcake bcse if there is one food I genuinely miss as a longtime vegan, it is fruitcake. No one seems to get that dense, sticky, ‘fruit glued with a little batter’ right. But I am hopeful, friends 250
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Today in ‘living in the country is so idyllic!’ News: nothing will compare to being woken from a pleasant doze by my mother screaming that a mouse has drowned in our dishwasher. How did it get there? Why the dishwasher? What? 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Flash: got me a couple more of those delicious M&S no chicken chorizo sandwiches for the long weekend, oh yeah Trash: In my delighted haste I forgot to grab some of their vegan sausage rolls, my other freezer standby lunch (perfect with some tomato soup, no lie) 040
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The fair must be in town, it’s Friday afternoon & on the late summer breeze I can hear the faint strains of Daniel Bedingfield’s “Gotta Get Thru This” sounding like it’s coming through the trebleiest speakers ever inflicted on anyone since the ear evolved 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trying to express how important King Harald was to Norway is quite difficult, even as someone who lives in a monarchy. I’m not a fan of ye olde inherited power, but Harald V was a reformer who was an environmentalist, pro diversity & tolerance: His most famous speech- “Norge er dere, Norge er oss” 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today I am being ungovernable by sitting outside in my sports bra & pj pants (mind the scars, lads) so when the ***** who has brought the land adjacent storms up our drive, sticky beaking over our garden wall, there I am in all my comfy glory 120
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Despite the fact that the last few days have been unrelentingly bastardy, today I learned that mayor Mamdani responded to someone asking for help to find a man with free NYC events that could be possible meetcutes. Fucking genius, I mean- 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s interesting, I often think about Ghost in The Shell 2: Innocence in relation to AI; there’s a surprisingly good meditation on how humanity attempts immortality via reproducing itself (dolls, pets, & finally humanoid robots) The narrative yearning to have a consciousness that matches ours of 131
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This week can get tae fuck. Who are you doing tomorrow universe, Sir David Attenborough? Absolute state of it, lads 110
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Neutral in the culture war" 112155815322
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Our Bless’d Lady Dolly has gone before us. May all of us given a smidge of her power, money & influence use it to make the world better as she did. May her memory be a blessing. 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Bloody hell, what has my auto cucumber done? Van Gogh, you awful demon box. Vincent van Gogh 200
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My mum & we’re having a fascinating chat about communes (via a podcast about Vincent VanGough), being that she lived through peak ‘communes are the future’ times, & we concluded they tend to fail bcse no one wants to do the dishes or the laundry 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This sandwich is delicious, I don’t even mind the bread which is saying something. No notes, Marks & Spencer 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Red letter day, bcse I managed to sleep on my side last night & I never thought I would be so grateful. (Also side/shoulder pain is way down, I just wish the burping would calm down a bit now, it is, quite frankly, unpleasant) 010
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s giving “stfu & suckle on the slop teat proles, it’s all you’re getting,” (Also, can we just stop with the whole democratising creative production wangdangery. What you mean is you don’t want to pay someone who spent the time developing or spend the time yourself developing creative skills 120
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I read a mildly interesting article about ice cream, which was marred by the presence of Dr Chris VanWafflingBollocks who (in news that will surprise no one) has coined a new term: ‘hyper processed food’, which is as ill defined & useless as we’ve come to expect from someone who isn’t helping at all 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good grief, what has happened to Woman’s Hour? I feel like I’m trapped in an extension of You & Yours called “Mummy’s Hour”, where everyone is parent & occasionally we talk about other stuff, but not that often or in any serious depth. I hope Jenni Murray haunts the WH office, I really do #Radio4 000
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Happy #Ludwig day to all who stand around slightly awkwardly, wondering if they should celebrate! 1162
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 20/08/2026so, tbh I cannot think about the procedure that was performed on me. It’s like my brain screeches up to a cliff edge & cannot handle the reality of it linked to my body. There is a state in which you have to surrender autonomy of your body in order to get better, & having been in it for six weeks 101
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There’s a story behind this sign, & I for one dread to think what it is 020
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Claire has started <<waiting.exe>> 020
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026it is amazing what you can accomplish if you have anxiety, get up at 5am, drink a small pot of coffee, & have a medical procedure scheduled for later on. (I’ve done my teeth, washed my face & done my skincare, stripped my bed & put fresh sheets on, put my laundry away, showered, dressed, packed.. 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ffs I was having a nice nap, Andrew. & I thought this was for emergencies, not three paragraphs on how barbecues are crap. #EmergencyAlert 100
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Perseids spotted: 1 (maybe) Moths spotted which I mistook for Perseids: 3 Starlink satellite chains seen: 1 010
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wait, did someone at the EBU just discover a hint of a spine? The eclipse is already working! #Eurovision 110
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026At least the temperature has gone down, lads #Eclipse 120
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every time, stg. It’s 29-30°C & ppl are out running in the woods next to our house. For goodness sake Gary, no one is giving medals for this shit. Go run in a nice cool gym on a treadmill for a few days. At least if you collapse with heat stroke in there someone will be around to call an ambulance 010
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Am I the only person in this septic isle not planning to watch the eclipse? (The Perseids in the other hand, catch me in the garden lying around with my cool drink &- well, my cool drink bcse VLCD) 100
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," he said. ................ I have so much to say about this, and so little of it is repeatable on the internet. 12678164
Reposted by 🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂Katrina Navickas @katrinanavickas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ban golf 28212
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I have been treated to the sight of the Noel Smuk dancing video three times today, & only one thought occurs: He thinks he’s Iron Man but he’s actually Tony Skidmark, (a variant lacking charm, wit, intelligence & social skills who is just an utter shit) Send for the TVA 000
🍂 Maple Cinnamon Claire Season🍂 @greenw77.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Colour me unsurprised that runner up in dkwad of the year (2005- to date) Eli Roth used AI in his latest waste of time, money & energy 100