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Green Room Comedy

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Edinburgh comedy with somewhere to go. We’re building a stage where great comics can develop, take risks, get better, and move up — from first sets to properly brilliant ones. A home for funny people getting funnier.

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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On Thursday October 22nd at 7PM we will be hosting a show at the Tailor Cafe in Edinburgh. Come see Prue Blake, Struan Logan, Edd Rose and Cognac live! The winner of the 2026 Scottish Spirit Award, Ruaridh Miller is headlining. #edinburgh #comedy www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room...
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See some of Edinburgh’s top comics with a headline set from the 2026 Scottish Spirit Award for Independent Comedy Rhuaridh Miller!
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Lighthouse - Edinburgh's Radical Bookshop @lighthousebks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the beginning of a new month, we always share with you what we read in the previous month. This September we were kept busy by books on AI, the climate crisis and fascism, as well as romance, poetry and fantasy. Check out the full list (and reviews) on our website!
Stack of books against a bright yellow wall, spines displaying titles including The Fifth Season (N.K. Jemisin), Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir), The Glass Hotel (Emily St. John Mandel), Hekate (Nikita Gill), Yes, Chef (Grace Reilly), and Shorelines (Alycia Pirmohamed).Stack of books against a bright yellow wall, spines displaying titles including The Fifth Season (N.K. Jemisin), Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir), The Glass Hotel (Emily St. John Mandel), Hekate (Nikita Gill), Yes, Chef (Grace Reilly), and Shorelines (Alycia Pirmohamed).
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, we've got no notes. Spelling the name of your own country wrong on a document you signed concerning something you think is called Super Intelligence? A+ work. Comedy writers could not come up with this stuff. #comedy #jokes #trump
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham gave a speech without a lectern. British politics hasn't seen this kind of structural reform in years. www.dw.com/en/uk-pm-bur... #jokes #labour
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UK PM Burnham seeks 'hope again' at Labour Party conference
Andy Burnham is seeking a delicate balance between optimism and realism at Labour's annual party conference. He promised hope and an end to "politics as usual" but also an "honest conversation" about ...
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OK fine, but the jobless would like the Tories to stop gambling with the economy. Tories should be restricted to essentials: food, heating and one Union Jack per household. And after six months they should be moved to onto Universal Discredit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #jokes #scotland
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Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh goody. Just what we have been waiting for. The news that the heir’s fringe is buoyant.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Living Medal of Honor recipients were there in the room. Imagine losing people in combat and then watching a billionaire ask if there’s a spare. #trump #news
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump says he’s not allowed to give himself the Medal of Honor. Finally, a government regulation he thinks is too strict. 👀
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Proclaimers biggest hit is literally about going a very long distance to become someone’s man. Also, aren't they late to this depressing party? Presumably they just got here...
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We believe Donald Trump's new version of 9/11, because he claims that two firefighters lifted him up and carried him. And we know that if he had actually been there, Trump would have been the emergency. #trump #jokes
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Lighthouse - Edinburgh's Radical Bookshop @lighthousebks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We could not be more thrilled to launch the latest anthology from Kerri Andrews, bestselling author of Wanderers: A History of Women Walking. Women, Walking is an agenda-setting, contemporary exploration of women setting foot outdoors now. Wed 16 September, 7-8PM in the shop - see you there!
Hannah holds up a copy of Women, Walking up to her face in the bookshop.A blue and green banner which reads "Women, Walking, 7pm Wednesday 16th September. In the middle is an image of the Women, Walking book by Kerry Andrews, an image of Kerri and an image of Harry Josephine Giles. At the bottom, the text reads: "Launching a radical collection of Women's Writing on Walking with Kerri Andrews + Harry Josephine Giles" and there is a Lighthouse logo.
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Lighthouse - Edinburgh's Radical Bookshop @lighthousebks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Autumn is here, and with it some glorious events! We’re so pleased to be bringing you Palestine solidarity, fairies and illustration, women and nature, queer Camelot, three poets, youth club histories, queer joy, South Asian resistance and queer northern authors - there’s something for everyone.
An image of all the upcoming events at Lighthouse Bookshop until the end of September.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We left the EU to prove we didn’t need them. Now we’re hovering outside like a teenager who’s forgotten his key. Maybe instead of a youth mobility scheme it should be called the The Not Our Fault Visa.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
KEEP CLEAR should work like a dotted cutting line. Anything parked over it should become removable by the public.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We need to rebrand "fact-checking" for the Trump age. "Fact triage" feels more accurate. Maybe even "reality maintenance."
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh of course. Very legal. The cash had nothing to do with their government work. It was more of a friendship-based forty-five grand between boss and subordinate.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah yes. The Kingiversary. What do you get for that special someone who already has everything? Traditionally the third anniversary is leather. So I suppose we could get the King a wallet. “Here you go, mate. Somewhere to keep our money.”
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah yes, they are fully in the "we're just asking questions" phase.
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Edward Tissiman @edtiss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Demand for spaces in cycle hangars in Edinburgh has increased by 2,700 (50%) in the last 12 months. After adjusting for duplication across waiting lists, I estimate that around 7,000 people currently want a spot in one - but Edinburgh Council only provide 1,500 spaces. rpubs.com/edtiss/hangars
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What now? Regularly scheduled capitalism.
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The Edinburgh Reporter @edinreporter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Edinburgh Bike Station launches crowdfunder after flooding An Edinburgh bike charity has launched a crowdfunder after their workshop was affected by flash flooding.... theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2026/09/…
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Edinburgh Bike Station launches crowdfunder after flooding
An Edinburgh bike charity has launched a crowdfunder after their workshop was affected by flash flooding. The Bike Station’s basement workshop in Tollcross was forced to close for eight days, after torrential rain caused their underground workshop to flood on 19 August. Their team was able to get the shop back up and running in “record time”, but the work stoppage caused a 30% drop in bike repairs compared to the previous month. Thousands of pounds of revenue were lost at what is usually the workshop’s busiest time of year.
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The Edinburgh Reporter @edinreporter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Clothes Cycle is coming to town A thrifting festival will be held at Meadowbank Sports Centre in October. The operator, Clothes Cycle, is taking over 25,000 square feet at the centre hoping to attract shoppers who would like to pick up some pre-loved clothing. ...
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Clothes Cycle is coming to town
A thrifting festival will be held at Meadowbank Sports Centre in October. The operator, Clothes Cycle, is taking over 25,000 square feet at the centre hoping to attract shoppers who would like to pick up some pre-loved clothing.  There will be more than a hundred sellers under one roof, with designer and one-off pieces on the racks along with gems for only £2. In addition, there will be a free clothes swap running all day – shoppers can take up to five items with them to exchange for something new.
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Aaron Allen @mchapelproject.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does anyone know about the ambassador sent from Edinburgh (?) to Denmark c.28th March 1564? Apparently it was about some ships? The Edinburgh Hammermen record as tax to pay for it. @profmurdoch.bsky.social - any thoughts on who the ambassador might have been?
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People call for a ban on Nigel Farage in public, once and for all. There , we fixed it for you.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They probably don’t call it stealing sweets from children. They call it ‘creating liquidity in the confectionery market. And if the kid cries, that’s just market volatility.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The police were there within five minutes. ‘Five minutes’ is a universal language. No matter what country you’re in, if someone says ‘five minutes,’ everyone knows they’re nowhere near ready. We hope these are dumb kind of criminals who try to sell the art on Facebook Marketplace.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We feel like balaclavas used to mean ‘Don’t identify me.’ But now they mean, ‘Please engage with my nuanced policy concerns.’ The balaclava’s had the best PR campaign in Britain. It used to be for bank robbery and paramilitaries. Now it’s apparently smart-casual for civic engagement.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Patriot Platform sounds like where you change trains to get to Racism Central. #jokes #unitedkingdom
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
September 17th is Green Room Comedy's next show! Get your tickets before they sell out. There will be 5 great acts and an amazing host. And with showtime at 7PM you will be home before 10PM. What is not to love? www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #edinburgh #standupcomedy
Green Room Comedy show poster for Thursday September 17th.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Grim Reaper’s octogenarian draft picks have been terrible lately. It seems like he has a Do Not Call list, and we have questions. #gloriasteinam #dollyparton #timcurry
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On Wednesday September 17th come see some of Scotland's brightest comedians performing at Tailor Cafe and Wine Bar in #Edinburgh. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #comedy
Green Room Comedy advertisement for show on September 17 at 7 PM at The Tailor Cafe and WIne Bar in Edinburgh. Tickets are 6 pounds.
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The Edinburgh Bookshop @edinburghbookshop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We feel the need, the need to read!!! 📚📖 Very busy (and noisy!) Under Fives Storytime today, we wouldn't have it any other way! #books #livres #Edinburgh #Edimbourg
Looking into a packed Children's Room in the Edinburgh Bookshop during Under Fives Storytime
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mapquest.com made a feature that lets you rename Lake Ontario! I propose snowfLake or Big Wet That Makes Big Baby Mad. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario #lakeontario #mapquest
Mapquest generated image of Lake Ontario with “snowfLake” instead of Lake Ontario
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Tuesday September 17th, Green Room Comedy will host its first event at Tailor Cafe! Small room. Big laughs. Great comics, up close. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #edinburgh #comedy
Flyer for Green Room Comedy on September 17th at Tailor Cafe in Edinburgh. Comedians are  Eva Peroni, Cognac, Oli Orr, Cobin Millage, Dan McKenna and Saoirse O'Hooligan.
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Women get to a stage in life where we are described entirely in euphemisms. The only other thing we discuss with this much vagueness is organized crime. Apparently old women are a threat that is too dangerous to name directly. Presumably because we have lost the social impetus to be pleasing. #jokes
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