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Green Room Comedy

@greenroomcomedy.bsky.social
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Edinburgh comedy with somewhere to go. We’re building a stage where great comics can develop, take risks, get better, and move up — from first sets to properly brilliant ones. A home for funny people getting funnier.

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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 23h
Honestly, we've got no notes. Spelling the name of your own country wrong on a document you signed concerning something you think is called Super Intelligence? A+ work. Comedy writers could not come up with this stuff. #comedy #jokes #trump
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham gave a speech without a lectern. British politics hasn't seen this kind of structural reform in years. www.dw.com/en/uk-pm-bur... #jokes #labour
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UK PM Burnham seeks 'hope again' at Labour Party conference
Andy Burnham is seeking a delicate balance between optimism and realism at Labour's annual party conference. He promised hope and an end to "politics as usual" but also an "honest conversation" about ...
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OK fine, but the jobless would like the Tories to stop gambling with the economy. Tories should be restricted to essentials: food, heating and one Union Jack per household. And after six months they should be moved to onto Universal Discredit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #jokes #scotland
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Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Living Medal of Honor recipients were there in the room. Imagine losing people in combat and then watching a billionaire ask if there’s a spare. #trump #news
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Proclaimers biggest hit is literally about going a very long distance to become someone’s man. Also, aren't they late to this depressing party? Presumably they just got here...
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We believe Donald Trump's new version of 9/11, because he claims that two firefighters lifted him up and carried him. And we know that if he had actually been there, Trump would have been the emergency. #trump #jokes
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Lighthouse - Edinburgh's Radical Bookshop @lighthousebks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We could not be more thrilled to launch the latest anthology from Kerri Andrews, bestselling author of Wanderers: A History of Women Walking. Women, Walking is an agenda-setting, contemporary exploration of women setting foot outdoors now. Wed 16 September, 7-8PM in the shop - see you there!
Hannah holds up a copy of Women, Walking up to her face in the bookshop.A blue and green banner which reads "Women, Walking, 7pm Wednesday 16th September. In the middle is an image of the Women, Walking book by Kerry Andrews, an image of Kerri and an image of Harry Josephine Giles. At the bottom, the text reads: "Launching a radical collection of Women's Writing on Walking with Kerri Andrews + Harry Josephine Giles" and there is a Lighthouse logo.
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Lighthouse - Edinburgh's Radical Bookshop @lighthousebks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Autumn is here, and with it some glorious events! We’re so pleased to be bringing you Palestine solidarity, fairies and illustration, women and nature, queer Camelot, three poets, youth club histories, queer joy, South Asian resistance and queer northern authors - there’s something for everyone.
An image of all the upcoming events at Lighthouse Bookshop until the end of September.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Edward Tissiman @edtiss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Demand for spaces in cycle hangars in Edinburgh has increased by 2,700 (50%) in the last 12 months. After adjusting for duplication across waiting lists, I estimate that around 7,000 people currently want a spot in one - but Edinburgh Council only provide 1,500 spaces. rpubs.com/edtiss/hangars
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The Edinburgh Reporter @edinreporter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Edinburgh Bike Station launches crowdfunder after flooding An Edinburgh bike charity has launched a crowdfunder after their workshop was affected by flash flooding.... theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2026/09/…
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Edinburgh Bike Station launches crowdfunder after flooding
An Edinburgh bike charity has launched a crowdfunder after their workshop was affected by flash flooding. The Bike Station’s basement workshop in Tollcross was forced to close for eight days, after torrential rain caused their underground workshop to flood on 19 August. Their team was able to get the shop back up and running in “record time”, but the work stoppage caused a 30% drop in bike repairs compared to the previous month. Thousands of pounds of revenue were lost at what is usually the workshop’s busiest time of year.
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The Edinburgh Reporter @edinreporter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Clothes Cycle is coming to town A thrifting festival will be held at Meadowbank Sports Centre in October. The operator, Clothes Cycle, is taking over 25,000 square feet at the centre hoping to attract shoppers who would like to pick up some pre-loved clothing. ...
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Clothes Cycle is coming to town
A thrifting festival will be held at Meadowbank Sports Centre in October. The operator, Clothes Cycle, is taking over 25,000 square feet at the centre hoping to attract shoppers who would like to pick up some pre-loved clothing.  There will be more than a hundred sellers under one roof, with designer and one-off pieces on the racks along with gems for only £2. In addition, there will be a free clothes swap running all day – shoppers can take up to five items with them to exchange for something new.
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Aaron Allen @mchapelproject.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does anyone know about the ambassador sent from Edinburgh (?) to Denmark c.28th March 1564? Apparently it was about some ships? The Edinburgh Hammermen record as tax to pay for it. @profmurdoch.bsky.social - any thoughts on who the ambassador might have been?
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Patriot Platform sounds like where you change trains to get to Racism Central. #jokes #unitedkingdom
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
September 17th is Green Room Comedy's next show! Get your tickets before they sell out. There will be 5 great acts and an amazing host. And with showtime at 7PM you will be home before 10PM. What is not to love? www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #edinburgh #standupcomedy
Green Room Comedy show poster for Thursday September 17th.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Grim Reaper’s octogenarian draft picks have been terrible lately. It seems like he has a Do Not Call list, and we have questions. #gloriasteinam #dollyparton #timcurry
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On Wednesday September 17th come see some of Scotland's brightest comedians performing at Tailor Cafe and Wine Bar in #Edinburgh. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #comedy
Green Room Comedy advertisement for show on September 17 at 7 PM at The Tailor Cafe and WIne Bar in Edinburgh. Tickets are 6 pounds.
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The Edinburgh Bookshop @edinburghbookshop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We feel the need, the need to read!!! 📚📖 Very busy (and noisy!) Under Fives Storytime today, we wouldn't have it any other way! #books #livres #Edinburgh #Edimbourg
Looking into a packed Children's Room in the Edinburgh Bookshop during Under Fives Storytime
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mapquest.com made a feature that lets you rename Lake Ontario! I propose snowfLake or Big Wet That Makes Big Baby Mad. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario #lakeontario #mapquest
Mapquest generated image of Lake Ontario with “snowfLake” instead of Lake Ontario
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Green Room Comedy @greenroomcomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Tuesday September 17th, Green Room Comedy will host its first event at Tailor Cafe! Small room. Big laughs. Great comics, up close. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/green-room... #edinburgh #comedy
Flyer for Green Room Comedy on September 17th at Tailor Cafe in Edinburgh. Comedians are  Eva Peroni, Cognac, Oli Orr, Cobin Millage, Dan McKenna and Saoirse O'Hooligan.
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Sonya Mathews @mathewssonya.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Women get to a stage in life where we are described entirely in euphemisms. The only other thing we discuss with this much vagueness is organized crime. Apparently old women are a threat that is too dangerous to name directly. Presumably because we have lost the social impetus to be pleasing. #jokes
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