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GreenRedSonja

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Nurse, mother, bad dancer, lino-cutter, reluctant runner and bleeding-heart liberal.

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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just sang the Pepto Bismol advert in a round with my daughter and I think this might be an all time low.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Channel 4 News is a good watch tonight. Worth watching on the +1 channel at 8pm if you've missed it.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old has just died. She goes out in a blaze of love and it'd do the world a lot of good if we could all just try to be a bit Dolly from time to time ❤️
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck the Daily Mail.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just having a new oven put in. The delivery guy installing it just gently suggested I come through to clean behind the old oven 😳🙈
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Dog in a cutout board dressed as Victorian lady
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Went to an epic gig yesterday. Moby in Greenwich Naval College. What I didn't get though was how many groups of Tarquins and his corporate gilet mates there'd be, just chatting loudly through the set and only occasionally pausing to take a snap for Instagram. Why spend ££s on a ticket then do this?
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don't start wildfires, folks.
Meme from the sitcom Spaced
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just had a message from my Dad. "I've just had a great conversation with AI about resin chemistry. Told it all about my career and everything..." I might need to sit him down at some point and talk about data centres.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bill from Guess Who has just done the discus.
Athlete who looks a lot like Bill from the game Guess Who
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yep....
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was about to post the same picture but Arihat sums it up perfectly. Stupidest headline ever.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dicked around with a plant pot trying to see the eclipse.
Shadows against my garden fence.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just ran into a man picking blackberries on a deserted path. He was keen to chat, but he was also wearing a t-shirt that said 'I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look'. I kept the smalltalk brief.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think I've missed the boat to find eclipse glasses. Last time it happened we used the bottom tray of a Ferrero Rocher box.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dr: "I'm sorry to tell you your baby is breech. It's the wrong up. You can see its face here on the scan." Me: " Either my baby has a very rare syndrome or that's actually his meat and two veg, surely?!" Dr: "oh actually...."
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Played cards last night. This one kept on spooking me. George 6th looks suspiciously musky.
Playing card that looks suspiciously like Elon Musk
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Waiting for the Scillonian ferry.
The view from Penzance Quay. Ferry will take me to the Isles of Scilly.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The order of this list is all wrong. Autumn Almanac is a pretty annoying song and it has been ranked third. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
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Dedicated followers of passion: the Kinks’ 40 greatest songs – ranked!
To coincide with a new exhibition in London about the Davies brothers, we rate the best of a band who brought a sociologist’s eye to hard rock, gentle pastoralia and so much in between
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Whilst waiting at a crossing a chap next to me chucked his empty plastic bottle into the bushes. He saw my look of horror & he laughed. Ok, so I might have looked a bit of a pillock with my tutting and sighing but as long as wankers like that walk amongst us I honestly feel our species is doomed.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Careers guidance 1647. #V&AMuseum
Photo of a board from the V&A museum of trades from the 1600s.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Done multiple little sicks in my mouth now. #WorldCupFinal
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😆😆
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's not very football, is it?
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe Saka will get the Golden Boot.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's getting a bit embarrassing now and I'm loving it. Well done, lads ❤️
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
18 year old has just returned from the pub looking crushed. I told him that you just get used to this feeling. He sort of scowled at me.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, well this is a familiar feeling.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Finding every excuse to leave the living room because it is too stressful in there.
Me watering the flowers because the football is too stressful
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It was almost easier to watch when I thought they were going to lose.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm not enjoying this.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Live your life so that when you pass, the world reacts like they did for Sam Neill.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not sure what Beckham has had done to his face, but he's looking a bit like Noel Edmonds these days.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to hate Meta #34,876
Two screenshots from Facebook. One of a comment relating to some migrants spotted in a park implying some kind of lynching. The bottom screenshot shows that Facebook rejected my reporting of the post.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh Gosh. That's not so nice. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Police investigating death of Ann Widdecombe
Death of 78-year-old former MP and TV personality was announced on Friday by her management
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My bedroom is so hot I'm on a lilo in a pool of my own sweat.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dog to the rescue to warm me up on the sofa during this infernal heatwave.
Dog pressing up to me on the sofa during a heatwave.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ice block in front of mini fan on a 34 degree day. Am I pissing in the wind here?
Mini fan and ice block on my kitchen counter.
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Lucy Nichol @lucynichol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a bit of a cringey desperate post but needs must….😢 I’ve just lost a couple of thousand self publishing a book - I’m a hybrid author (published traditionally and self published) and I decided to self publish my book I was most passionate about to have total control. BUT….
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My son stopped speaking to me once, when I belted out along to Holding Out For A Hero on the car radio and he was on the backseat with his two friends. He was mortified, but something about Bonnie Tyler's hits just always makes me want to celebrate being alive.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What've i missed so far?
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
When I hear the term ‘tradwife’ my first thought is a group of women in bowler hats, playing Sweet Georgia Brown on clarinet, banjo, cornet and tuba.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just watched Martin Kemp doing a Sunlife ad and my Autumn years are tauntingly calling me.
Martin Kemp on the telly.
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Maybe we're just not as good as we think we are. #watchingfrombehindacushionnow
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Germany and the Netherlands right now
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Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
ALT: Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
At least I might not have to worry about whether to get up at 1am on Monday any more. #BloodyFootball
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GreenRedSonja @greenredsonja.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What an absolute queen. How lucky we were ❤️
Penelope Keith as Margo Leadbetter
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