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Mike Green

@greenmac.bsky.social
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Weirdo, beardo, writer, artist, and so forth. I block for even the mildest of annoyances.

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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October means I draw cartoons like this 🎃
Cartoon of a black cat with a jack'o' lantern for a head standing in front of a blue star spattered night sky. The carving is of a cat's face..On either side are black trunks with bare branches holding the remnants of leaves. The full moon is in the sky to the top right, behind a branch. A group of bats flies near the moon.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so fucking sorry what the hell
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yep, it's neat as hell, especially when looking at where other big fantasy games go with their stories
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good is subjective, obviously, but the Capcom games I think most fondly of story-wise are Dragon's Dogma, Ace Attorney, Breath of Fire, Ghost Trick, and Okami I will say I don't feel any of those go above "good," so I think your point largely stands even for me, lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The fun part of following people with different tastes than mine is now I am immediately more interested than I was lol
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 08/09/2026
I don't even know where to look...
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, damn it. It was a killer concept; hopefully someone will see the opportunity, file the serial numbers off, and make a slop-free clone.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gotcha; went to look at the releases myself and it's kind of a fascinating exercise. Games are weird.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No shade, but I'm genuinely curious if you earnestly believed there weren't any good games on the PS2 at the time, or if that was just a required pc gaming mag "war against the consoles" attitude, lol. Fantastic time capsule either way.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alas, this is my experience as well
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck. RIP Dolly. Proof you can choose to do good with your good fortune.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I swear having to question whether every missive is LLM slop is going to drive me up a fucking wall, through the ceiling, and howling up into the nameless void.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I like this a lot!
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking that up made me profoundly sad. Damn.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I already had it on my wishlist, apparently. Looks rad.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Elon got norted
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you see this, post your marine-themed art 🦀
A wide digital painting of an underwater scene, a hill on the ocean floor covered in coral and vegetation to the left while a small sea turtle and a school of fish swim on the rightMy rendition of a "Nermaid" which is Nermal from Garfield crossed with a mermaid; they are laying on a rock erupting from the ocean (full credit to Delilah Dawson for inspiring the Nermaid)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No nephilim but they have "grundle" lol
A screenshot from the results screen of the game Outlier saying:

"Sharpshooter Rarest find: GRUNDLE (Rarity 66) 

worth 88 points

Only 32 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.

Beat 56%"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i feel like a good metaphor for this would be a hot new chef having a meal laid out when their investors arrive (they actually ordered take out) so they get huge investment and on the restaurants opening night their kitchen staff immediately realizes the chef dosent know how to even turn on the oven
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 31/07/2026
1. Newer writers, just don't fucking use "AI" for anything, ever 2. How odd that being an established writer with a firm "no 'AI'" stance and ample pre-"AI" IP will become a definite competitive advantage over "new, hot, and possibly copyright compromised" deadline.com/2026/07/ai-q...
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AI Questions Spoil Book & Movie Heat On 'Call Me, I'll Hide The Body' Novel
That screeching sound you heard from international publishers and film rights buyers was an abrupt application of the brakes after a fevered pursuit of the unpublished debut novel.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Steven Seagal BTB is an all-timer.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Look at this awful/cool ant illustration I made for a fun little horror project. God I love making things
Black and white illustration of a strange ant with a corkscrew mandible and a strange, wisp-like tongue. 

Text below the ant reads "Fig. 1. — Secordia Veritas (The Ant of Truth)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Predator when I was . . . 5, 6? I was reading Stephen King by 9, my parents just kind of let me figure out what was too much for me, lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I completely missed this was a thing. By the creator of Burn Notice? Amy Acker? Know how I'm spending the weekend, thanks lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Uh, my incredibly tiny town had a youth center when I was a kid. . . which is now closed. Maybe just admit you don't have a full picture and that yes, depending on location such things DID exist. Or continue to main character your way through it, whatever
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My 80 year old country doctor was taking a sample when I was 8; he promptly dropped the vial, accidentally stepped on it, and almost slipped on blood and broken glass. (He was so beloved we put a clock dedicated to him in the town square; I was convinced I almost murdered the town hero lol)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yep, after the first boss I realized the best way to solve the car combat problem of shooting while also avoiding enemies was to just treat it like a pirate ship and side mount everything lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
God I love that game. The atmosphere! The systems! Ashley's pants situation! The fact his name is Ashley Riot! Iconic.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's a pitch laser targeted at my heart. Fantastic.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No idea why I drew this
A cartoon of an anthropomorphic purple bunny in a black t-shirt with a spoof Ubisoft logo on it is holding a squash racket up in one hand. His mouth is open as if he is speaking. He has dark circles under his eyes looks very tired
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I respect this opinion. It's about . . . 8th on the list I just made in my head? (The U.S. release of King's Field II on the PlayStation is 7th and Elden Ring is #1, for reference, lol)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hunter X Hunter isn't really a deliberate deconstruction of this kind of Shonen . . . but it very much is playing with the form and expectations in a way that makes it my absolute favorite one of those of all time. It goes places, lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Great book! It's an adaptation and expansion of an SCP Foundation story, so the roots are from one of Control's primary influences.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Great list! Tremors is so well made it might be the one here I admire the most, heh
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can't believe people use AI when memes thrown together in 30 seconds using Microsoft Paint are so much funnier.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Holy shit what an artifact
Steven Seagal puckering his horrible lips after sipping the tiniest quantity of wineKelly Lebrock attempting a sexy wink. It isn't working.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Unfortunately very relatable, lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Disassembled, cleaned, and repaired my own dryer. Immensely satisfying to learn a new skill.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Really enjoyed this arc so far but this is perfect; I actually said aloud "oh fuck, is that . . .!?" Amazing work 👍
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Once upon a time I was trying to teach myself to paint digitally; I'm more comfortable with cartooning but this was fun to do even if I see soooooooo many flaws; luckily the point is in making the thing, not in the thing being "good."
A digital painting of a girl's face; it's in a bluish grayscale, the right side of her face is in heavy shadow, the let is lit. She has ong hair. On the left she has some messy strands of hair.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He's helping (God I love drawing dumb shit)
A cartoon of a tabby cat flinging himself into a pyramid of soda cans in order to intercept a tennis ball.

The cans are on a round wooden table

The tennis ball is weirdly realistic looking because I added it last and got too much into making it look cool rather than match the rest of the drawing, lol

The wall behind the cans is striped in pink and red

The cans are jokey versions of real sodas: "Cock" (with an image of a little chicken) "Pixie," "Mrs. Salt," and "Bepis."  Very dumb
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Incredibly frustrated by people who just don't ask me when they need something. I will do my best to anticipate needs, but for fuck's sake I'm really not a mind reader, lol
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
God I forgot they were named Reznors, amazing
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Climbed up on my roof to clear a bunch of pine litter and moss, found some creature had buried a cache of . . . flower bulbs, I think? Glad they didn't start growing up there, lol
A gloved hand holding a golden colored plant bulb of some sort
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
That book absolutely rips, what a neat pick
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I never understood those things; unless their patio is the size of a football field, it's a matter of minutes to get that raked or brushed clear.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There are deaths in JJK that I think might come off as unfair to him, given the response to One Piece. Do you think he would like something more slice of life or would that be too dull? Space Brothers has 99 episodes, and it's pretty charming as I recall.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cis but queer as fuck and these dipshits need to be told what's what; thank you for posting this!
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yuuuuuup. If they show you they're jerks when they are on what is (presumably) their best behavior, one shudders to think how they act in private.
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